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Jennifer C. Martin

@notreallyjcm.bsky.social
5.2K followers 1.3K following 8.4K posts

Dirtbag Christian, writer, editor, and speaker Polyamorous, bi, mom, communist, theology nerd, foodie, southerner, gamer, reader, and lover of both low art and high art. Calvinists DNI Located in RVA. She/her. linktr.ee/jennifercmartin

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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 4h
NOOOOO is Digger really that bad?!?!
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 5h
If you haven't watched Hundreds of Beavers (now available on Dropout for US subscribers), we highly recommend you do that immediately watch.dropout.tv/hundreds-of...
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Hundreds of Beavers - Dropout
A drunk salesman battles hundreds of beavers to become North America's greatest 19th century trapper.
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 5h
sorry, I trust zero political polls on anything these days
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Bob Smietana @bmietana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A popular Christian author and her professor author were arrested for alleged abuse religionnews.com/2026/09/29/h...
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Heather Thompson Day and Seth Day, Christian authors, arrested for alleged abuse
(RNS) — The Days are co-authors of a best-selling Christian book on relationships.
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 19h
Just realized that the woman murdered by her cheating pastor American Idol husband, Ashley Smith Flynn, went to my college (Lee University) at the exact same time as me. I didn’t know her, but I’m a little shook up. The capacity for violence in evangelical men cannot be overstated.
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would be so embarrassed to vote for a Democrat that happily endorses the same exact stance as Republicans when that’s too far even for a weak lib org like Third Way
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if Abdul gets elected they’ll make a third season of Detroiters
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
women are giving birth in Gaza without anesthesia or medication
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to make another point here, that I think Faine does an excellent job of highlighting: there isn't anything particularly wrong with putting on sex parties with consenting adults A big issue here is that women are being pressured to attend in order to network *professionally*
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I occasionally listen to the radio, my parents live in Nashville and my mom writes about country music, and I myself listen to some country music (albeit, not really contemporary stuff) and I've genuinely never heard the song either????
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remembering my first pregnancy when my water broke at home. It was gushing out of me. I was 40w2d with contractions. I walked into the hospital with a huge wet spot on my dress and said "My water broke and I'm in labor," and the registrar replied, "Are you sure you didn't just wet yourself?"
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so many people on the internet are so damaged and they deal with it by ascribing the worst possible interpretation to everything they see online and raging at it as though it's what caused the damage in their own lives
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Rob @thedeathsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New cassette of the Edgar Allan Poecast Vol 3 (there will never be a vol 2) arrived in the wrong shell color. Featuring @notreallyjcm.bsky.social, @saracentury.bsky.social, me, Maria Bamford (really! Briefly!), and some others. grayromantics.bandcamp.com/album/edgar-...
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Edgar Allan Poecast Vol. 3, by The Gray Romantics
8 track album
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
POLYAMOROUS GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF CONTESTANT!!!!!!
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the funniest things people rage about (don't yell at me! I don't do it or support it!) is folks stacking rocks in nature. YES I know it's bad and why. But the comments on social media when it happens seem equivalent to someone having tortured a puppy on camera and it's so disproportionate
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna start commenting “why do they all look like that” under stories of monogamous couple drama in the news just because turnabout is fair play
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have watched so, so much TV this century but still missing so much
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Almost everyone, even normies, was acting horny on main or even posting lewds or nudes.
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I also want money from the government for the cost of living!!!
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ai-generated people and names
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/09/2026
i think one big factor (among many) as to why AI has had such a foothold in coding spaces is because the majority of people dont consider programming to be art
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just watched Boogie Nights for the first time. Very funny, very depressing, so many famous actors. Probably my top moments were scenes with William H. Macy and Alfred Molina. "It's comin' down for puppies!"
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hearing Trump to attend Vols vs UT sent shivers down my East Tennesseean spine… Vols are gonna get destroyed by Texas for sure now. May the spirit of Dolly Parton protect Neyland Stadium.
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm sorry, somehow I've MISSED this fact in previous prequel viewings, but you mean to tell me that Jar Jar Binks voted in support of the Emergency Powers Acts and supported Emperor Palpatine?! He's a fucking fascist!?! I have always been a Jar Jar Binks apologist but those days are OVER
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Discovered an awful new breed of AI boomer meme slop that’s like all these homey scenes played out with captions like “were you helping if you didn’t grab beers for dad” but everyone is cabbage patch dolls
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Chuck Better Call Saul Chuck Mcgill
ALT: Chuck Better Call Saul Chuck Mcgill
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is the Eggers project I want to see. Make those characters miserable, give me miserable Olde English Romeo & Juliet. My body is ready
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make produce small, ugly, and more nutritious again.(I preferred the non-SEO headline this article had -- "Are We Making Fruit Too Delicious?" and the answer is yes) I do want the convenience modifications though. I would be so annoyed to eat grapes with seeds in them now
slate.com
Something Strange Is Happening to Fruits Across the Produce Aisle. Consumers Should Choose Carefully.
This brave new world isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the scariest things I’ve seen in a while. I know hormonal birth control can be problematic for some, but there’s no way on earth that this is progress. Especially in post-Roe v. Wade world.
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33% of Young Women Quit Birth Control Because of Social Media
Red-pill content is taking aim at hormonal birth control—and it's working. Playboy's 2026 Gen Z Sex Survey investigates.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Krakenstein must live @krakenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kinda embarrassed to ask, but anyone wanna help on my birthday today? I just got a debt that I am going to fight next week ( because government stuff that I didn’t even have control over) and I would be grateful for anything. PayPal: JoseNieves746 Cash app: $ArmillasJ Venmo: @Jose-Armillas
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tone, you hear about this Kashi thing? They went from making dogshit cereal to letting you bet on if the Jets will win the Super Bowl before World War 3.
Christopher Moltisanti smoking and lifting weights in the back room of Bada Bing
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...
After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.” 
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics. 
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Culturally Jewish and culturally Catholic people are usually pretty cool. Culturally evangelical people are a nightmare on the planet. What will culturally Mormon people be like?
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Underground compounded meds from overseas industry is BOOMING. People have entire kits, men losing their fertility to get swole and/or thin. Your body is a laboratory except when it comes to peer-reviewed and studied medication backed by a majority of evidence and doctors on earth
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reporters are told that Trump's time is up but Trump wants to stay and answer more questions with Mayor Mamdani
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My top ten of the 21st century, not necessarily in order: Mad Men Broad City Curb Your Enthusiasm Halt and Catch Fire Baby Reindeer Righteous Gemstones Great British Bake-Off Breaking Bad Peep Show Bojack Horseman Honorable mentions: Atlanta, Community, Reservation Dogs, szns 1-4 Game of Thrones
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ty just asked me a question about the "extended release" version of LotR... lasts ALL DAY
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i think we shouldn’t hero-worship pope leo but we should be happy that the most powerful conservative institution in the history of humanity increasingly has its guns trained on our fascist enemies
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𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙡 @introspectre.online · 05/01/2026
i just realized this by the same lady who made this banger
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fyi if you are a centrist who thinks it’s fine for Dems to throw trans people under the bus for “electability” this viewpoint is 💯 your next stop
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why my most tankie opinions are about education + vaccination
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I took the old viral tweet from Coolee Bravo that said Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “like waffles” and somebody will say “so you hate pancakes?”

No bitch. Datas a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about about.”  

I replaced “twitter” with “bluesky”, “sentences” with “political arguments,” “likes waffles” with “dislike democratic cowardice on trans rights,” and “hate pancakes” with “like the GOP”
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're running with late-stage Joe Biden tactics. It could not be more over for the GOP.
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