Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Finally finished off the last edible in my freezer, which tasted mostly of freezer. It was a chore to get down. Making a much smaller batch next time, if ever. 130
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i'm sorry but eating in bed is heinous. just go lay on the couch or smth 110
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinRSpanner @rspanner.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Thanks for the reminder, Gazlowe (Audio is from a clip by Northernlion) 134142534719
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Something is clearly wrong with my brain because every time I see "DSA" I think of Jar-jar Binks gesturing to his crotch and saying "Deesa nuts!" 020
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ever think about how eating food "on the floor" doesn't necessarily mean the food itself has touched the floor but eating it "off the floor" means it has in-fact touched the floor? 030
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The initial movement is very aggressive but then it slowly scuttles up to you like a little beetle or something and it's kinda cute (?) 010
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinOld Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026no posting at night? mental health delight. posting til morning? mutuals take warning 017336
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026need a social media platform that makes posting AI content a reportable offense since content slopped out by a machine kinda goes against the whole "social" thing 020
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic 527493
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinJive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sometimes I feel like everyone has pizza except me 0232
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“We are fed up with ICE & DHS telling us lies… NO MORE TRAFFIC STOPS BY ICE.” Wilber’s lawyer says he was sideswiped and shot by ICE without any clue who they even were — and ICE then immediately lied about what happened (again) 17974363212
Reposted by Ol' Simpkin⛥🏳️⚧️princess catalin ฅᗢฅ☭ꙮ ☑️ @coffeecat.tgirl.gay · 20/09/2026digimoan digital moansters ladylike news and INTERESTS 161
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Things weren't always shit. Old shit was nice. But the way to have nice shit isn't to try to recreate the old shit. The time of old shit is past. We need new shit. Or the shit we're stuck in will continue to get shittier. 041
Reposted by Ol' Simpkinvapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Something is so fuckeng afoot 0233
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11996981916
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinLumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026Throwback to the time I made a big ass batch of my loaded baked potato soup #SoupSky 61084
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026guy who thinks he's not supposed to look directly at a lunar eclipse 040
Reposted by Ol' Simpkin˗ˏˋuıʍʇdəəɹɔˎˊ˗👑 king of theɘʜƚ ʇo ǫniʞ👑 @creeptwin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Saying "queue" like "uwu" 3207
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinRS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator 702510609
Reposted by Ol' Simpkinalexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement 1860931359
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinAnung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 14/09/2026“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it." 82734838
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinAli Gaytor 🐊 @aligaytor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026That's a control spire. If we destroy it America will stop being evil. 041
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinJess, Kids TV Historian @foxkidsclub.northsky.social · 13/09/2026FOX KIDS FAN MY GOAT 0186
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinSmall Gray Games @smallgraygames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I need a dev alert system that starts going off every time I've spent too much time trying to do something a smart way and forces me to stop thinking about it and do it the stupid way I thought of first. 161
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026 162467605
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ok but "the future" they are promising is "we destroy your jobs and maybe build a dark god of genocide" so perhaps winning these people back is not the wisest electoral move 963536567
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026Guy who famously pays what he owes people who do things for him 966087
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026listening to a commentator talk about up+B moves in smash and all I can hear is them asking for uppies 020
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Keep imagining remake kid link with lip filler and really long fake nails and laughing. 2774
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinTilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026people don't even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this 0367
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinChris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary' 9359961596
Reposted by Ol' Simpkinim nicebart trans rights 👼🏼 @nicebart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026evergreen 101344438
Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026millennial who got radicalized into anti-capitalism when they found out the cool S was trademarked 031
Reposted by Ol' SimpkinBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves 7486591360
