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I repost things I like here. Because posting things of my own could get me in trouble.

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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you do want to see this
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Swine-dark sea ... Mediterranean black pigs swim at a beach on the private island of Atokos, in the lonian Sea off the west coast of Greece. The island, which is uninhabited by humans, is owned by a shipping magnate
Photograph: Aris Messinis/AFP/Getty Images
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Toby Miller @tobytram.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is like a book of poems
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 10/09/2026
Fourth grader was saying how in class they were learning about how you know where you are; they said their answer was "well first I think about all the places I'm not, and then I subtract that from everywhere" and hi have you met my kid
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
If there are two cars next to each other when two lanes merge those cars should combine into one and then both drivers have to learn to share a life with each other
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
cosplaying being in a diner (refilling my coffee cup 7-10x)
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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mebwood.bsky.social @mebwood.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This reminds me of the funniest thing a coworker has ever said to me: “Benadryl, or, as I call it, ‘Poor man’s Valium’.”
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 26/08/2026
Doing errands today with my windows down, listening to Dolly. On my way home, 9 to 5 turned up loud. Making a left turn, & a guy waiting to cross in like... maybe his late 20s? When he hears the music, he stops & salutes my car the whole way past him like a funeral procession was passing by.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@Agos226 • 1y ago (edited)
My dad walked in on me playing kingdom hearts as a kid and I told him I was killing a boss and he said "I wish I could kill my boss" and left
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
possession of a sunbeam is not established by paperwork, title, or polite appeals to management. that is bourgeois nonsense. it is established by planting one’s entire orange body across it, forcing one’s adversaries to confront the new material reality, and daring the world to make you move.
an orange and white cat is in a sunbeam on a bench. he looks like he is laying in seclusion, deep in thought
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 21/08/2026
exploding a data center is not enough. I need to hear ChatGPT die while saying it’s afraid like in 2001
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 17/08/2026
Last week I had drove 4 hrs, shot 2723 shots over 7 hours with 2 cameras, hardly slept, then drove back to LA, had a dentist and doctor's appointment Worth it This is the Perseids Meteor Shower over the Milky Way in Mt Pinos with 100s of my newest friends 🌌 PDFs: drive.google.com/drive/u/0/fo...
A foreground of dozens of cars, including a camper right in the middle, and someone on the right side with their parking lights on, in front of a mountain and trees. above that is the milky way with air pollution which fades into a larger star field, that looks like old pictures of space. That star field was taken with a nikon lens from the 70s so it gives a different sense, and the milky way was taken with a new 20mm lens, 14 shots, merged. the retro sky is 2 shots. there are 14 meteors that mostly focus on the center of the picture, but these aren't where they were in the sky. I shot 8 to 10 different areas of the sky that night. All meteors but one were with my new camera and new lens.

The Milky Way has a flare on the stars due to moisture on my camera lens, which I kept given the chaos of the situation. It took me 50 minutes to capture 14 usable milky way pictures because so many people had car lights on. 60 second exposures on the milky way, tracked in move shoot move, 10-15 seconds on the meteors.

This took about 8 hours to edit.

Milky way light pollution processed in GraXpert, foreground stitched in lightroom, milky way stitched in Kolor Autopano Giga, saturated and recolored in lightroom; everything finalized in photoshop, including the meteors. In total 19 layers and about 33 final shots used of the original 2723.
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️ ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️ ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️🐇☘️☘️☘️ ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️ ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️ ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️ ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Poets are the wide receivers of literature (cryptic, insane)
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
They ate that mf, bones and all
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
static.klipy.com
I Want To Go To There Liz Lemon
Alt: I Want To Go To There as said by Liz Lemon on 30 rock
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zeet (irrigation engineer) @zeet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is an amazing descriptor
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
clearly there was a mewtiny
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The comments are glorious.
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Remember, both the Iliad and the Odyssey were originally audiobooks.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/12/2024
kate bush running past sisyphus
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Joe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Remember, remember the
Package of ginger from Trader Joe’s, it reads “Ginger/Gingembre”
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 08/07/2026
EXCUSE ME SIR YOU ARE NOT PANTS
Basil the cat looking out from a drawer of pants in a dresser
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A Green Heron goes into maximum neck mode to grab a tadpole and then resets into minimum neck mode after the snack was acquired.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nice NPR tote… you fucking jock
C-SPAN 2 Book TV: television for serious readers
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
sure why the hell not
A squirrel sits on a pile of yellow salt water taffy inside of a candy shop on the boardwalk
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MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Dan Christensen, PR, 1967 botfrens.com/collections/14377/cont…
Gift of Philip Johnson
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Let’s play a game. In your alternate universe, GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY is named after a different Beatles and Radiohead song, respectively. Quote this with the name of the movie
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Leah Sottile @leahsottile.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
When I’m in a bad mood I just file a new public records request. I think I might be the only person who does this?
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mebwood.bsky.social @mebwood.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Adding to my summer reading list.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
College World Series name
A hotel awning that reads "Kimpton Ashbel"
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
giant cat looming over a ship
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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Michael Metivier @grousehollow.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A photo looking up at the edge of a roof of a house, a corner where two sections meet. Above it, partially seen is the bright spring green foliage of a bigtooth aspen, set against a dark rainy sky.
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
For #caturday, a thread of Chinese cat night-lights, porcelain figures made since the Ming period, often for the export market. A candle was placed inside with the light shining through the cat's eyes, reportedly intended for children afraid of the dark & perhaps also to scare off rats
Blue and white porcelain cat with eyes cut out (for light to shine through)
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/05/2026
That’s right. There are moments in Girl Talk albums that are like, the best music has ever made me feel
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 20/05/2026
imagine getting back the parts of your attention drawn into wondering “is that legal? can they get away with that?”
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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
they should let Kathy bates be James Bond, I’d watch it
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 14/05/2026
HERE WE GO! BABY COOT FEET! 🪶 🐣
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mebwood.bsky.social @mebwood.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Oh, to be a rescue possum in a fur sleeping bag.
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