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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 10h

someday I want to do a market where I only bring tiny things because BOY would it be so much easier to carry and also I sell like 80% things under 3 inches so I don’t even think I’d make less money, which is so silly

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 11h

Oh brother I am absolutely annihilated with tired from today’s craft market - Pro: made the most monies I’ve ever made at a craft market! Con: didn’t get to eat, didn’t get to pee, ran out of water, on account of all the monies and what not

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Her family’s last name was Alagarbagio at Ellis Island but got americanized to Alatrash

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

tbh very stressful to be on the receiving end of a Partiful invite game of chicken where you see who rsvps yes before committing to anything yourself

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/10/2026

hollywood releasing a bunch of movies about how an insane, radicalized cabal of billionaires are trying to gobble up the world economy approximately 3 weeks after said insane cabal gobbles up the entertainment industry is what historians call a "whoopsy doodle" moment

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

something I read about adhd that resonates is that you start a task and that feels like you’ve completed the whole task and BOY that dissonance is setting in right now between “ahhhh, the kiln load is done, time to relax” and “what do you mean I have to go sell them tomorrow”

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

anyway, if you are in Los Angeles, may I suggest you attend the Culver City Arts Festival tomorrow, Saturday 10/10 from 11am to 6pm - it is gonna be the one nice window between heat wave and hurricane rain per my team of personal meteorologists!

Poster for the 8th annual Culver City arts festival - free and open to all on Sat, Oct 10 from 11am to 6pm in the heart of the Culver City arts district. Live music all day, local art vendors, live art making, food trucks and more

A map of the Culver City arts festival on Washington blvd between La cienega and helms Ave with vendor areas, music and performance stages, art installations and food trucks

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the most colorful shit I have ever made at one time, a technicolor cutie overload

A whole bunch of small ceramic trinket dishes and soap dishes arranged on my driveway. The oval soap dishes are pink and have six tiny hearts in the bottom to hold up the soap, and the rest are sets of 3 nesting dishes in rainbow colors in the shapes of hearts, stars and cat faces

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Folks, we did it: halloweenies in time for Halloween

Four tiny ceramic figurines in my hand. The first is a white ghost with a heart suspended above its head with wire, the second is a jack-o’-lantern, the third is a smiling tooth and the last is a black spider with a pinkish spot and wire legs

Tiny ceramic figurines on a kiln shelf. There are four black spiders with wire legs in the foreground and a ghost, a tooth, and a jack-o’-lantern in the background

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I feel like my whole kiln looks like the kind of drugs that D.A.R.E. promised I would be offered but haven’t really materialized

A freshly opened kiln and the view down into it. On the shelf are about 20 candy colored ceramic trinket dishes in shapes like hearts, stars, and cat faces and bright colors like pink, blue and green

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the weather here is supposed to go from insane heatwave to actual hurricane with like 12 hours in between when my craft market is on Saturday - Godspeed to me, may the window shine upon me and not shift in either direction

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I wonder what squirrels think clothes are, like what do they think I am up to when I occasionally wear a hat or a shirt without stains

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the funniest thing about real estate listings are the euphemisms they use like “rare opportunity in mature neighborhood” and “first market entry in 55 years” when they really mean “FINALLY our bitch grandma died” lol

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The UX for jars of jelly is so terrible tbh and coupled with the UX for English muffins?? Did the breakfast engineers even play test this shit

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can’t decide if I should do a couple paint your own pottery pop-ups this holiday season or if I should just stick to regular selling PYOP is more fun but also more work for less profit But also the world sucks so a pay-what-you-can PYOP respite feels more cosmically correct in my got dang HEART 😩😩

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

on this fine Sunday morning, may I interest you in an updated etsy shop full of silly lil ceramics at homemaydenbyshayden.etsy.com

Two ceramic salt cellars glazed like calico cats, one face up so you can see the salt in its mouth and one on its side so you can see the cat face on top

A collection of ceramic pins stuck on my overalls - there’s a crying emoji, a marble notebook, a jellyfish, a watermelon and a smiling cloud

8 mini ceramic mugs with air plants in them, all blue-ish and about an inch big

A collection of ceramic soap dispensers in bright colors - some have soap pumps in the top, some have air plants on top, and one in the center has a purple bouquet in it

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

if I were Sports Illustrated, I would put si dot com on the market for fifty billion dollars and make a drink

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My mom was in the hospital for 3 days and my dad almost had to do laundry for the first time in 50 years, I think the doctors discharged my mom for my dad’s overall wellbeing, lol

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it still being 85 degrees at almost 10pm is severely interfering with my pledge to be more socially active

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There’s a crow that comes to my backyard who’s missing the top half of his beak and I love him, would die for him, etc etc etc

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

reading comments about RHSLC and someone wrote “I expect a little character development over seven years” and I’m gonna start saying that about people in my real life, telling my dentist I expected a little character development when he rudely charges me for services yet again, lol

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

been making trinket dishes and soap dishes and spoon rests all goddamn day and I’m not done but I think I am gonna make my deadline in time so GUESS ILL JUST KEEP GOING I think they will be cute imho so that’s nice

In progress ceramic soap dish and spoon rest, still raw clay. The soap dish is an oval with 6 little hearts in the bottom and the spoon rest is a circle with a notch cut out of the rim

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yesterday marked one year without my dear sweet Meoward and I am still so sad to be without a big ol fatso crushing me at all hours of the day! RIP to a real one, I hope you haven’t gotten kicked out of heaven for mischief reasons

My chunky tuxedo cat, Meoward, lounging and wearing a red and white tie

Meoward walking in the grass in the backyard

Meoward with his paw on my hand, demanding food

Big meoward, sitting on my shoulder via the back of the couch

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

there is this craft fair video genre of faux put-upon husbands posting like “married a crafter and now my Saturdays start at 7am” that just sound like they’re calling their wife a bitch but this one rules because it’s like “my wife’s a bitch AND she sucks” lol

A post from a stupid dude helping his wife set up a booth at a craft market with the on screen text “when all you wanted was her number and now you’re setting up her 7am vendor booth just for her to spend more than she makes”

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

is there any better feeling than when you’re paying in cash and you remember to give them an extra dollar so you get a five back instead of four ones AND the extra dollar doesn’t totally confuse them so it’s just a seamless transaction? Ugh, what a dream

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

boy oh boy, if you get 2+ vaccines at Ralphs, they give you twenty bucks - I’m moving my position from Healthcare Should Be Free to Healthcare Should Pay Us

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

errrrrbody at the ralphs gettin flu shots (errrrrbody at the ralphs gettin flu shots)

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hello, I am being an insane person and trying to make Halloween stuff before my only pre-Halloween market… next weekend. lololol this is a fool’s errand because it’s gonna be 100 degrees for another fucking week but LETS TRY I GUESS

Three in progress ceramic ghost figurines, still raw clay. The ghosts are about 2 inches tall, have poked holes for eyes and a mouth, and have a little wire sticking out of the top of their heads with a clay heart so it looks like a heart floating above their head

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If my nephew thinks I will stop buying these kinds of absurd outfits when he is no longer a baby, he’s got another thing comin

An absolutely ridiculous baby onesie that’s egg themed. It’s bright yellow on top with a wavy line and then a lighter yellow on the bottom. There is a 3d fried egg in the middle and two yolk kneepads on the legs

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

confession: I did Botox because my friend is a nurse, and I always thought it was kind of an instant “and now your face is frozen” thing but it kicks in gradually, which has been very funny because my eyebrows have been noticeably different angles for 2 days, lol

Mirror selfie of my face, in which my left eyebrow is like, at an angle and my right eyebrow is essentially flat

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I see drunk history is back as a YouTube show. Guess all my potentially life-ruining production stories about its creators are back on the blackmail table, lololol

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Re-upping for the evening crowd. Inquire within! I also genuinely think I could be talked into caricature artist instead, I’m feeling goofy, babyyyyyyy What if I could find a haunted caricature artist who inexplicably puts the babadook behind you, lol

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hello, I’d like to hire someone in Los Angeles to do a tarot card reading at a small gathering, if you do such a thing or know someone who does, lemme give you some money, please

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ok they need to make weed pens out of soft foam or like whatever stress balls are made of because I absolutely cannot stop dropping them and it’s becoming A Problem “Sarah, just cut a slot in a stress ball” no thank you, the industry should bend around me

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There’s a Drunk History episode about a WWII battalion that set up a big fake site with military equipment and fireworks and shit so they could misdirect the enemy and attack elsewhere and BOY does this bullshit feel like a fiery misdirection while he loots our data & tax dollars

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

today I am FINISHING MY ETSY UPDATE I swear to god, I am so done doing it. And then you can tell me what you want and I will take it off of etsy and sell it to you here on Bluesky having made the entire listing moot BUT avoiding all dem fees, babyyyyyy

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Sweaty today, eh?” ok I think the guys at the gas station have crossed from “my best friends” to “that’s too close” lol

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

disaster - left the house in my slippers but I already had a chat with my neighbor so it’s too embarrassing to turn back and now I gotta walk to the whole ass bank in my dang slippers and pretend it’s intentional

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I read online that most mosquitoes spend their whole lives within 10 feet of where they were born and oh my god stop making me feel deep pity for goddamn mosquitoes

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

omgggg they renamed my foster kittens butterscotch, cane, and brown sugar and the calico already got adopted 🥹🥹🥹 might have to drive up to Santa Barbara and rescue these stragglers PLUS look at this straight up Meoward they’re sharing a cell with

The Santa Barbara humane society kitten adoption website, featuring a tuxedo kitten named latte and two tabby kittens, my former fosters now named cane and brown sugar

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

there is some sort of carnival with rides happening nearby, so the night is pierced by car honks of everybody mad the street is closed and also blood curdling child screams from the rides so it just sounds like a 200 car pile up - not my preferred soundscape, lol

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Was in the car for roughly 5 hours today and it’s just like… what do you mean it’s 6pm, it was 11am when I left, surely it can’t be later than 12:30pm

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the thing about AI is it makes me even more impressed by human creativity because everybody keeps breaking it in such funny ways that I would never even think to try

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think you should be able to bring iced coffee to an interview BECAUSE one time I went to an interview and the guy interviewing me had iced coffee and did the Jonah hill meme and dropped the whole thing and that benefitted ME, the interviewee - immediate power dynamic switch, lol

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

remembering my former boss who told everyone his favorite show was Westworld even though he never finished the first season and never knew about the big plot twist aka his favorite tv show is just the part where theme park ladies have to have sex with you it’s the law

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

lololol, finally made the northwestern alumni class notes, which my brother brought to my attention because the only class notes I read are the obituaries

A photo of a man and a woman surrounded by a giant, fluffy, crocheted, 7 foot long “kitty caterpillar” that I made. The caption reads “KITTY CATERPILLAR Married writing duo Connor White '09, left, and Annabeth Bondor-Stone '09, right, released their newest children's picture book, Kitty Caterpillar, in February. They first met as Northwestern students and have written eight other books together.
They also were nominated for an Emmy for their animated series Eva the Owlet. They live in Los Angeles with their two children, Hazel (5) and Finn (2). White and Bondor-Stone are pictured with a human-sized Kitty Caterpillar, handcrafted by Sarah Hayden '08.”

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

lol, got tickets to the music man at the ahmanson next month and realized that ~every~ orchestra row has 2 $28 tickets at each end, but then the 3rd ticket in is $50. Just more discrimination against me and the Third Wheel Community

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Sarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

my closest gas station is at $6.75, I gotta stop leaving the house in my automobile already and this shit didn’t even start in earnest yet

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