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Socialist programmer, TTRPG nerd, he/him cup verified 🥤

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 1h
I’m not covering his stupid PR stunt, we have the electric 2CV to discuss instead lmao
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Rev. Dr. Liz Gloyn @lizgloyn.bsky.social · 3h
So given the reminder that this is an AI image (and that I misremembered the consensus at the time that it wasn't an AI image), I've updated the slide so that it now looks like this. Still one of my favourite slides, mind. Because it's an individual voice growing out of the wilderness.
creenshot of a Powerpoint slide. On the left hand side is the heading 'your voice is more important han the computer's voice, and a list of bullet points explaining that AI generated prose isn't very good. On the right is a photo of some very tiny and determined plants growing out of a crack in what looks like some tarmac.
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Rev. Dr. Liz Gloyn @lizgloyn.bsky.social · 6h
This may be the favourite slide I have designed for our first year core module this year.
Screenshot of a Powerpoint slide. On the left hand side is the heading 'your voice is more important han the computer's voice, and a list of bullet points explaining that AI generated prose isn't very good. On the right is a photo of a person in a Hello Kitty costume, wearing a pink princess dress, holding a sledgehammer and about to smash a laptop that is sitting at her feet.
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Lizzi 🐦💜 ( SpiritCrowArt ) @lilahgryph.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
based on this erm. falconry hood? I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it 😭😭😭😭
a photo of a falcon wearing a falconry hood with googly eyes
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Lizzi 🐦💜 ( SpiritCrowArt ) @lilahgryph.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i speedran this animation(?) in 12 mins
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
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camweck.bsky.social @camweck.bsky.social · 5h
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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 7h
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Ghost sitting on a chair with a cat in its "lap". 👻☠️🖤😈☠️👻😈☠️🖤

Freelance illustrator Ragon Dickard in Portland Oregon
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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 22h
Ludacris' name is actually short for "Ludonarrative Crissonance"
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
galactic racer cultural impact imagined: arcade racing boom real: everyone speaks hutt now
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Zest @zestdotorg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my favourite line i've read in a Galactic Racer review
Screenshot of an article reading: "The heart of Galactic Racer is your Scouse-coded, four-armed alien ape mechanic doing significant levels of fraud so she can weld together a death machine that’s about to turn the wife of rival podracer Temu Pringles into a fucking widow."
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 9h
My father's favourite Far Side comic has two dogs waiting for dinner, and as their owner opens a can, one of the dogs says to the other: "Oh boy... It's dog food AGAIN!"
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 9h
we fear it is almost inevitable
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猫宮みずき @neko038.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 20h
Vexon_Zero posts an image of mario and luigi game showing bowser's dialogue interrupted by phone notification saying: "Incoming call +1 337-508-7777 Louisiana." the text on the twitter post says: "why would you say that"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/10/2026
Liv (@LivvyFanon) on Twitter: "My dad say he doesn’t want communism, but then again he said he didn’t want a dog and he loves that thing now so I think he’ll be fine"

[A dog drinking water from a stream, overlaid with a Twitter post screenshot.]
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🔞fito-telmata @fito-telmata.cryptoanarchy.network · 22h
Scott Cawthon did not invent animatronics. I strongly believe that y'all furries interested in animatronics and animatronic horror have so many incredible ideas in your heads that other homosexuals want to see and support!!!! Some of you r even engineers! U could literally make some real ones!
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening
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Tiernan Blanchard is in SPOOKY MODE @gaycannibalism.bsky.social · 22h
Telling Americans about the Christingle Orange again
The Christingle Orange - an Orange (which represents the world) with a ribbon round it (for Christ's blood), sticks with sweets on them (for the four seasons/gods creations) and a candle (for Jesus). There is also some tinfoil, which is purely functional.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21h
I use two factor authentication with the homies. Hugging, and kissing
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 21h
Oh god. I just saw that Quake VR mod that won't let you install it unless you sign off on a multi-point checklist acknowledging and agreeing to the dev's pro-AI manifesto. I think this might be the single most insecure thing I've seen in the history of modding.
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Claw🦇🥤 @maw3193.bsky.social · 21h
Finally! We can pay to change someone's avatar!
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 22h
Pokey and babou, bengal catsPokey and babou, bengal cats
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23h
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23h
democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
No joke this is perhaps in my top 5 favorite comic pages of all time. It changed my brain. Every time I see a little animal I'm like "I would hate it if you had 5 foot arms"
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grilly @grilly.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"confused by crows?"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Brian's Artisan Dog Treats Est. 2008 fuck off that was last week
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ALL MY BLOOD JUST WENT COLD YOU LITERALLY CANT SAY THAT
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 15/10/2026
what the fuck is happening in star trek tng season one
Screenshot from Star Trek The Next Generation. Silver face popping out of a wall with a grin
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 15/10/2026
MODERATOR: So how did you construct your characters? Did you make character sheets or…? ME: Dammit, I should have made character sheets. I could totally sell them to WOTC. NEIL: (as Astarion) Ursula…this is your conscience. Do it! Take the money! ME: MY AGENT IS IN THE FRONT ROW DUDE
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P.A. Bastien @pabastien.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fuck, it happened again.
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Joel @storywonker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So, fun fact: according to UK discrimination law, that last set of remarks means King Charles has, strictly speaking, become a victim of islamophobic discrimination
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House House @househouse.com · 15/10/2026
An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox
Regarding Xbox

In June 2026 we announced that the release of Big Walk would be limited to computers, Switch 2 and PS5. Since then, we have received many messages and comments, asking about a future Xbox release. We would like to address those questions here:

We have made the decision not to release Big Walk on Xbox, in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft, and their designation of Microsoft Games (and Xbox) as a priority boycott target. If you need help understanding our motives, we would recommend reading about why Microsoft is a BDS priority target, the successes this kind of pressure has already had on Microsoft, and especially, watching this great introductory piece by People Make Games.

It has always been our intention for Big Walk to be played by groups of friends, and we know that keeping the game off Xbox runs counter to those intentions. This decision means that some people will miss out on playing Big Walk with their friends, and we understand the disappointment we’re causing. We are disappointed too.

We would love for people to be able to play the game on Xbox, but not until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets.

We’ve made this decision with the belief that meaningful change can be made in the world, that coordinated collective action can confront even the most powerful interests, and that one day, Palestine will be free.

Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,
House House

(see bigwalk.game/xbox for links)
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"what if Carrie was actually Sabrina the Teenage Witch and cool and quirky" is the kind of thing that 70s era Stephen King would've killed you with a hammer in a coke-fuelled rage for suggesting.
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rohan 🇦🇶 @ryderr9.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
atproto people are like ai & crypto people, except they make no money and just make worse versions of existing things why does a markdown editor need to sync over atprotocol network? what the fuck are you people talking about??
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 12/10/2026
tim sweeney rn
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 14/10/2026
Developers developers developers developers
A chart depicting the differences between an X (Twitter) dev and a Bsky dev. The X dev is depicted as a meek man hiding behind an anime pfp, while the Bsky dev is depicted as Poochie from The Simpsons

X dev: -Anime pfp despite being 47 years old...
which would be fine if it was one of the
cool animes
- Hypes up Grok like a soccer mom
in a principal's office
- Can't find any of their actual work
somehow but can find plenty of 
"dicey" opinions on people with
a skin color under hex code #FFFFFF
- Unconfirmed if just Elon again on
another account or not
- Hates trans people

Bsky dev:
- Account is just their first name
- Tries to act cool and fresh like
a millennial desperately trying to cling onto
stomp clap music
- "Ok guys, I understand this is an issue.
Let's break this down"
- Has plenty of time in the day to defend
their Claude usage but seemingly not enough
to implement images in DMs
- Hates trans people
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Really loving Copenhagen's metro system, which appears to be for all intents and purposes free- But there are ticket machines and you can buy one if itll make you feel better
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 14/10/2026
Sorry I forgot to add my favourite video - Parisian teens drained eggs, filled them with paint and then lobbed them at the police. Jackson Pollock could never. Vive le blocus!
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m obsessed
Poorly drawn cat in flower bed
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Emily C Taylor @pentapod.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Happy 100th anniversary of Winnie the Pooh and 20th anniversary of "sickos", apparently.
A black and white line drawing of Winne the Pooh (by A. A. Milne) sitting with a pot of honey on the left side of the image, looking to the right. On the right side of the image is the black and white cartoon (drawn by Ward Sutton for The Onion) of a creepy looking man pressing his face against a window and looking in (or in this case, towards Winnie the Pooh) with "sickos" written on his shirt and a caption reading "Yes... ha ha ha ... YES".
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I can confirm that this client runs like shit.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Please give us your credit card details, our website is all, like, whatever" is a hell of a pitch.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 14/10/2026
Absolutely jawdropping to see Epic, once renowned for their engine prowess, literally opening a PR announcement with "Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" Especially given the dearth of features in the EGS compared to Steam.
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The new Epic Games Launcher is finally here in Preview
The new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look.
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buy my book @nmamatas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The reason so many writers are winning prizes with LLM texts is because literary award juries are biased against stories in which events occur.
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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