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Seth Lukas Hynes

@sethhyneswriter.bsky.social
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I'm a writer and film critic from Australia. I'm the weekly film critic for the Star Mail newspaper chain (10+ years), and write articles, essays and science fiction. I enjoy movies, prog-rock, video games, collecting vintage Macs and walking for exercise

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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 5h
Digger is a frustrating film, as it has plenty of aspects I really like and some that come close to ruining the film. The set design and caustic rapid-fire dialogue are great, and the film has several phenomenal monologues. Tom Cruise is incredibly fun as the repulsive yet magnetic Digger.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 7h
For some reason, I thought Sandra Hüller was Scandinavian, but no — she's German. 🤔
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 8h
I always enjoy writing my film reviews for the local paper, but with my recent reviews of Resident Evil, Mayday and now Digger, I'm on a roll of writing reviews I'm really pleased with. 😊
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 10h
[SPOILER FOR DIGGER.] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I am unshakeably certain that the epilogue of Digger, with Digger and his family living on an oil rig in semi-postapocalyptic conditions to the tune of I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire, is a Fallout reference.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Eric Schmitt confusing the Atlanta Hawks and Iowa Hawkeyes sports teams gives me very particular deja vu, as I recall some people claiming that the 2017 Unite The Right rally in Charlottesville, Virginia was a Left false-flag because they saw a rally ad for CHARLOTTE in NORTH CAROLINA.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think 15 Sequoia was the last all-round good version of MacOS. 26 Tahoe brought new Finder and graphics features, including the more advanced Metal 4 API, but took a performance hit on older (M1 and M2 series) Apple Silicon Macs, and Tahoe and especially the new 27 Golden Gate are quite buggy.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m looking forward to seeing Digger tomorrow. It’s getting mediocre reviews, so I have to wonder: IS Digger a musical, as some people speculated (and kinda feared) it might be?
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@katwatchesfilms.bsky.social Mayday would make a good double-feature with Project Hail Mary, as both films are about unlikely friendships between people from very different cultures, or with Kumiko The Treasure Hunter, as both use an American film as driving modern mythology. What do you think? :)
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After the initial SSD upgrade, I cracked open my blueberry iBook G3 again twice to fix some issues — to better fasten the screen assembly, and replace the DC-In board — but I just opened it a third time to free the antenna cable (it was pinned under the case) so it can reach the AirPort card.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@katwatchesfilms.bsky.social You liked The Invite, right? I didn't like it, and I'm worried I'm missing the point in viewing Olivia Wilde's character as much meaner and more unreasonable than Seth Rogen's character.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I somehow never realised until today that Michael Douglas is Kirk Douglas's son. 🫠
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It always amuses me how unfazed magpies are by rain. It's raining pretty heavily over here, and yet we have a magpie casually hunting for worms and bugs in the downpour.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had a passing encounter with one of my four enemies today.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dead Island 2 already has weapons and monsters with fire, electricity or acid powers, but the way many of my weapons cause mighty explosions with a critical hit makes me feel even more like a zombie-slaying elemental wizard.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With the discontinuation of the Mac Pro, the Mac Studio became the only current Mac to still have USB-A ports, but now that the M6 and M5 Pro Mac Minis have soldered-down, unremovable storage, the Mac Studio is also the only current Mac with modular storage. :(
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m looking forward to Alejandro González Iñárritu’s new film Digger next week, but I’ve seen the trailer a few times and I’m still not entirely sure what the driving conflict is.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I always assumed the StarCraft franchise was kind of an Aliens vs Predator knockoff, but it's much more of a Warhammer pastiche, isn't it?
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just fixed an original Blueberry clamshell iBook G3! I received the iBook in the mail yesterday, and it's in excellent condition, with very few cracks or scratches (and the Apple logo hasn't popped out of the lid, which is very common for clamshell iBooks).
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've never thought the so-called "Blueberry" iBook G3 had much of a blueberry-like colour. Since much of the marketing presented the iBook as "iMac to go" (we call it "takeaway" in Australia), I wonder why Apple didn't call this version of the iBook "Bondi Blue" to match the blue iMac G3.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I use SuperDuper a lot to backup and clone my Macs, and the new version seems to run slower and give less progress feedback than earlier versions. :(
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just learned that the new M6 and M5 Pro Mac Minis have soldered-down, unupgradeable storage. :( The M4 and M4 Pro Mac Minis were more repairable and upgradeable than prior generations (and I upgraded my M4 to 1 TB with a third-party module), so it's sad that Apple got rid of this modularity again.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@emmfoolery.bsky.social Do you know @pushinguproses.bsky.social? She's also a DOS lover. :) The old OS I have the most nostalgia for is Mac OS 9, and I still love to revisit games I played as a kid on our iMac and PowerBook, including Escape Velocity, Super Maze Wars, SimEarth and Bugdom. ❤️
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like with my iPhone 6s Plus, I backed up and reset my second-gen iPad Pro a couple of days ago. If you want to upgrade but still have a serviceable, familiar device, it feels good to start fresh on the quality device you already own. :) I may do this with my iPhone 15 Pro Max instead of upgrading.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm really impressed with the Godzilla: Just Pray fan film series. Godzilla looks even more grotesque than in Shin Godzilla, and Toolzilla's refraction of Toho kaiju through Biblical themes is profoundly unsettling — "Biblically-accurate" Ghidorah is the most horrifying he's ever been.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just learned that Tim Cook was under consideration as Hillary Clinton's Vice President during her Presidential campaign. I like Cook, and he was admittedly part of a long list, but being a great steward of a massive corporation doesn't make you a good candidate for the USA's second-in-command.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Myst was the first video game I ever played. Myst's atmosphere and the novel concept of books as portals captivated my young imagination, and while I've always preferred science fiction to fantasy, Myst primed me to enjoy technofantasy (fantasy with a strong focus on advanced technology).
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really want to see the Chinese film The Sin Trade and the Indian film Toxic: A Fairy-Tale For Grown-Ups, as they both look like insane action movies, but I haven’t heard anything about an Australian release yet.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had a vision of a world where Myst is mostly the same but it was developed by brother-sister team Rand and Robyn Miller. Since the siblings still lacked the budget or connections to hire actors, Rand played Atrus and his macabre son Achenar while Robyn portrayed Atrus's aristocratic daughter Siri.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've tried it a couple of times, and it's a shame that you can't burn a bootable Mac OS 9 DVD-ROM.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone made a sobering observation about how in this current AI boom, big businesses are much more tolerant of subpar content than before. Many companies would reject mediocre/low-quality promotional art from a real paid person, but gladly use the same poor material if it came out free from an AI.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Since the Victorian Psycho trailer proved to me that I have a hard time telling Emmy Rossum, Maika Monroe and Lily-Rose Depp apart, I would love to see them star in a film as different versions of the same character from alternate universes.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I learned recently that Greenland, despite being a territory of the Kingdom of Denmark, chose to leave the European Union in 1985, largely over fishing disputes, though they retain some EU rights and connections, including EU citizenship for Greenlanders.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
iPads are cool, but I’ve come to realise that if you have a laptop and a phone, you don’t really need one.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I walked 14,014 steps yesterday. :)
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm afraid I didn't like Zach Creggor's Resident Evil movie much. It's tense and visceral, has some great cinematography and a very Ennio Morricone-esque score, but the forced, excessive comedy dragged the film down for me. Resident Evil has always been camp, but this was annoying. 3.5/5
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today, while watching the trailer for Victorian Psycho (which looks very fun), I discovered that I can't tell Maika Monroe and Lily-Rose Depp apart.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm surprised to see Citizen Vigilante on iTunes. It's a bloody terrible film, but I also thought it was too toxic for most storefronts to touch. 🤷‍♀️
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Zack Creggor reportedly cut out most of the jokes from his new Resident Evil movie after test audiences complained about too much comedy. This makes me wonder what Creggor cut out, as I think the trimmed version he released still WAY overdoes it with the humour.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Christopher Nolan has never done a movie about aliens, has he? The closest he came was Interstellar, but the apparent aliens were actually advanced future humans reaching back through time:
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
While that cinematic StarCraft teaser trailer was awesome, I have some misgivings about this upcoming game (and not just the release date – 2030 is a long way away).
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I reset my iPhone 6s Plus last night to start fresh without the bloat. This old iPhone still runs fast and smoothly, the headphone jack is much-appreciated, and I now know how to better manage the content on it: sync iTunes music and videos from my Mac but AirDrop photos and files onto it.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When the M6 Mac Mini comes out late this month, I’m curious to see if the removable storage modules from the M4 Mac Mini will work in the M6. I also wonder if the several generations of Mac Studio have cross-compatible storage. Has anyone tested this?
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I occasionally check Twitter, and quickly leave when I see the open bigotry on display. I happened to find a Twitter page for a curvy model promoting her OF, and while she may be a real person, most or all of her pictures and videos are AI, and this is increasingly common on social media.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's interesting that Apple is using "Hello, hello" as the slogan for the iPhone Duo on their website. It's weird to think of "hello" as having any kind of exclusivity, but "hello" has always been more associated with the Mac in Apple advertising, going as far back as the original Macintosh in 1984.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m at the stage of my bisexual evolution where I have two very hot male friends and I’m disappointed that they’re both straight. I’m not disappointed for my benefit – I want these hot guys to get together.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In light of today's news from the British Isles, I hope we see new Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish republics before too long (and for Northern Ireland to reunite with Ireland, if they wish to). :)
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When Apple releases new Macs with an M11 chip (I’m guessing around 2031), I hope they get Robert Scott Field to promote them (if he’s still around).
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope Apple has another Mac event at some point. They released a trio of short videos in October 2024 to introduce the new M4 range of Macs, but I think the last big Mac-focused event Apple held was on Halloween 2023. 👀
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A filmmaker I used to be a fan of is now even more on my shit-list because he just made 9/11 about him (more specifically, the Order he’s a part of) in an Instagram post.
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I get a new iPhone (and I might, as the new seven-core GPU is tempting), I'll probably just get an 18 Pro. The iPhone Duo is a cool piece of tech but doesn't interest me personally (and holy fuck is it expensive, STARTING at $3499 AUD).
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