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Dan Marshall

@danthat.bsky.social
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Director of BAFTA-winning indie game studio Size Five Games EARTH MUST DIE | Lair of the Clockwork God | The Swindle | Behold the Kickmen | Ben There, Dan That! | Time Gentlemen, Please! | Gun Monkeys | Privates | Gibbage www.sizefivegames.com

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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 10h
Raquel is top-tier talent. Hire her immediately, imo.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 14h
In the 90s there was a trend for game main menus that were real objects. Click on the door to Start Mission. Click on the radio to enter Audio Options. Click on the TV for video settings. I feel like it died a death because it was bad UX? Can anyone give me any particularly egregious examples, pls?
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'SI' stands for 'Slop Intelligence', pass it round.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 18h
This isn't like that, because Barbie and Oppenheimer were two huge Hollywood projects, each with multi-million marketing campaigns behind them. This is more like uploading a good TikTok video at the same time as Barbie/ Oppenheimer came out and claiming you're at the premiere. Game looks fab tho
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'SI' stands for 'Slop Intelligence', pass it round.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have suspected now for many moons that my dog may be no simple canine but an ungodly vampiric abomination
My dog lying down and looking like some sort of vampiric abomination
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I know you've spent 3 years sweating over this project, but have you considered paying someone to absolutely halfarse the final step?"
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I know you've spent 3 years sweating over this project, but have you considered paying someone to absolutely halfarse the final step?"
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Breaking News: my printer would fucking love to print something out for Scarlett Johansson if Scarlett Johansson was a computer running Windows XP 🫶
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's really nice to see a game with a singular vision and just nail the execution. Everything from the gameplay to the title, bang on job. Yep. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOaw...
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Slam Tank - Official Reveal Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by GameTrailers
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TEA! TEA! THERE'S TEA HAPPENING. Settling in to watch this, it's going to be STUFFED with tea, I bet this cost a fortune in legal fees so you know it's gonna be good.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good choice of lovely big round, blue circles for the graphic, here. Reminds me of something but I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SiN looks kinda ridiculous now, but I promise you it was *extremely* good back in the day. Weird to think dual wielding and realistic city environments just didn't really exist? Also, I might be wrong about this but IIRC the first game with headshots? INNOVATION. www.youtube.com/watch?v=25bI...
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SiN: Reloaded Launch Trailer | Nightdive Studios
YouTube video by Nightdive Studios
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cannot express enough the speed at which I would turn the game off, put down the controller and immediately sell the console.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cannot express enough the speed at which I would turn the game off, put down the controller and immediately sell the console.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Big fan of this cow's haircut
A cow with shit hairA cow with shit hair (profile view)
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Yes we've let loads of people go and laid waste to great swathes of the industry BUT BUT BUT let us also regale you with tales of this absolute bullfuckshittery we've got going on."
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Yes we've let loads of people go and laid waste to great swathes of the industry BUT BUT BUT let us also regale you with tales of this absolute bullfuckshittery we've got going on."
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This actually tracks because I've been feeling twice as intelligent lately
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Might just be me, but out the corner of my eye I read this as CODE SHIT I'd suggest a logo rework.
A thumbnail for a game called CODE EXIT that I'd suggest needs a logo rework.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WANE looks extremely excellent www.youtube.com/watch?v=przW...
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WANE - Offiical Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Indie Games Hub
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
'Ghostless' looks excellent: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8C6...
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Ghostless - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Indie Games Hub
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay, that's credits on Zero Company. It's not XCOM, it is its own thing and brilliant fun with it. Also though, one of those games where the tight budget constraints really show through, wish it had a bit more cash thrown at it. Still, highly recommended, a great time.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In 1994, the #1 'Top Cheat' in Acorn User magazine was 'this game isn't out yet, we don't know if there are any cheats for it'
A photo of an article called TOP TEN CHEATS from Acorn User magazing
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In 1994, the #1 'Top Cheat' in Acorn User magazine was 'this game isn't out yet, we don't know if there are any cheats for it'
A photo of an article called TOP TEN CHEATS from Acorn User magazing
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hate to say 'gritty reboot' but I've always felt that a sci fi show about a time traveller should be much more appealing than Dr Who actually is, and that it should be written for 40 year olds but accessible to children, rather than being written for children and accessible to 40 year olds.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop being scared of gamers, imo. One of the best things about XCOM is the understanding that you can be half way through and just... fail. Game over. Start again. It's thrilling! Give people new things. Challenge them. Stop being soft, it's turning games to homogenised mush.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
XCOM-y HalfLife-y DeadSpace-y kinda thing? YES PLS IMMEDIATELY www.youtube.com/watch?v=5We_...
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Critical Shift - Official Playtest Launch Trailer
YouTube video by GameTrailers
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy Shit this is so bang on the money. I feel such a sense of relief.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tomb Guard looks great. A gang of brilliant pixel skeletons and some sort of neato time pause/ ordering mechanic. Love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=haNG...
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Tomb Guard - Play Demo Now!
YouTube video by Tomb Guard
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"You're right to be afraid"
The lady from that new Nathan Fielder movie. She's kinda creepy and distant and vacant. Honestly I don't really get it
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are you a Unity whizz kid who understands SHADERGRAPHS and 2D TILEMAPS? I need to overlay a repeating texture on top of a tilemap, buuuut tilemap UVs are a fucking nightmare, so I don't really know how to handle it. Paid gig! Probably quite quick if you know what you're doing: dan@sizefivegames.com
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This looks great! I was prototyping something VERY similar to this last year, but couldn't quite get it satisfying and fun. Looks like they nailed it - excited to play someone else's take on this concept, I think it's a winner. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd0a...
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Dungeon Automata - Official Demo Launch Trailer
YouTube video by GameTrailers
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are you a Unity whizz kid who understands SHADERGRAPHS and 2D TILEMAPS? I need to overlay a repeating texture on top of a tilemap, buuuut tilemap UVs are a fucking nightmare, so I don't really know how to handle it. Paid gig! Probably quite quick if you know what you're doing: dan@sizefivegames.com
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GamesIndustry.biz @gibiz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"What's the harm in asking?" – Dlala Studios on taking a big swing to get comedy legend Bob Mortimer for the upcoming game Murals bit.ly/4xPvahj
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🫚My Tour Starts This Week!🫚 King of Crumbs is back on the road! Tickets are selling fast for Pock on Thursday and at an unknown rate for Kendal & Stafford. Get your tickets NOW, maybe? Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a shame games don't all come in boxes anymore, because "This game is way sexier than it actually is." -Valve ... is a *great* box quote.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've always used Visual Studio, but it's become bloated and shit and it's full of tiny irritations. What am I using instead, is it Rider? I saw a link recently to non-US alternatives to tools, does anyone have that? It's time to move away, VS has gone waaay off the deep end.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Clearly the premise should be about the Muppets, who run Disney, unable to decide on which direction the new series should take, throwing bits of paper in the air and we get to see all the 'failed' versions that couldn't air for whatever reason. Easy, done.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Man, I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they came up with this ide- what's that? Can I?
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Clearly the premise should be about the Muppets, who run Disney, unable to decide on which direction the new series should take, throwing bits of paper in the air and we get to see all the 'failed' versions that couldn't air for whatever reason. Easy, done.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💪💪💪
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay I haven't heard from the people who know, BUT I assuuuume Earth Must Die is probably OUT NOW on Switch and PS5? Go buy it! It's really good and funny! Besides, you owe me one.
Capsule image for EMD ,showing it's coming to Switch and PS5 today. Evil VValak looms over a cartoon Earth in an oh-so-menacing manner.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone else having trouble getting the trailer for Godzilla Divided by Zero to play?
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If I'd known that having kids meant having to read parents' irrelevant conversations in group school WhatsApp chats I would have never
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
✨ THIS IS TODAY ✨ ✅ I do not know what time ✅ Do not ask me ✅ Please buy it, doing so helps keep me alive, which I enjoy 👍
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The 'Ocarina of Time' remake looks incredible
Rosie and Jim. Rosie and Jim, chugging along on the old Ragdoll.
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Gianni Mancini @vitagiocata.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I laughed so much, and these days, that’s no small thing.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is tomorrow! Rejoice!
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's not redundancy unless it comes from the Redundance region of France, this is just Sparkling Layoffs.
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