Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 14hIn the 90s there was a trend for game main menus that were real objects. Click on the door to Start Mission. Click on the radio to enter Audio Options. Click on the TV for video settings. I feel like it died a death because it was bad UX? Can anyone give me any particularly egregious examples, pls? 14141
Reposted by Dan MarshallDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026'SI' stands for 'Slop Intelligence', pass it round. 712436
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 18hThis isn't like that, because Barbie and Oppenheimer were two huge Hollywood projects, each with multi-million marketing campaigns behind them. This is more like uploading a good TikTok video at the same time as Barbie/ Oppenheimer came out and claiming you're at the premiere. Game looks fab tho 5170
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026'SI' stands for 'Slop Intelligence', pass it round. 712436
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have suspected now for many moons that my dog may be no simple canine but an ungodly vampiric abomination 3180
Reposted by Dan MarshallDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"I know you've spent 3 years sweating over this project, but have you considered paying someone to absolutely halfarse the final step?" 211612
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"I know you've spent 3 years sweating over this project, but have you considered paying someone to absolutely halfarse the final step?" 211612
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Breaking News: my printer would fucking love to print something out for Scarlett Johansson if Scarlett Johansson was a computer running Windows XP 🫶 1466
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's really nice to see a game with a singular vision and just nail the execution. Everything from the gameplay to the title, bang on job. Yep. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOaw...youtube.comSlam Tank - Official Reveal Teaser TrailerYouTube video by GameTrailers 68420
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TEA! TEA! THERE'S TEA HAPPENING. Settling in to watch this, it's going to be STUFFED with tea, I bet this cost a fortune in legal fees so you know it's gonna be good. 0131
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good choice of lovely big round, blue circles for the graphic, here. Reminds me of something but I can't quite put my finger on it. 021
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026SiN looks kinda ridiculous now, but I promise you it was *extremely* good back in the day. Weird to think dual wielding and realistic city environments just didn't really exist? Also, I might be wrong about this but IIRC the first game with headshots? INNOVATION. www.youtube.com/watch?v=25bI...youtube.comSiN: Reloaded Launch Trailer | Nightdive StudiosYouTube video by Nightdive Studios 230
Reposted by Dan MarshallDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cannot express enough the speed at which I would turn the game off, put down the controller and immediately sell the console. 911330
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cannot express enough the speed at which I would turn the game off, put down the controller and immediately sell the console. 911330
Reposted by Dan MarshallDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Yes we've let loads of people go and laid waste to great swathes of the industry BUT BUT BUT let us also regale you with tales of this absolute bullfuckshittery we've got going on." 4418
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Yes we've let loads of people go and laid waste to great swathes of the industry BUT BUT BUT let us also regale you with tales of this absolute bullfuckshittery we've got going on." 4418
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This actually tracks because I've been feeling twice as intelligent lately 1120
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Might just be me, but out the corner of my eye I read this as CODE SHIT I'd suggest a logo rework. 3171
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026WANE looks extremely excellent www.youtube.com/watch?v=przW...youtube.comWANE - Offiical Announcement TrailerYouTube video by Indie Games Hub 020
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026'Ghostless' looks excellent: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8C6...youtube.comGhostless - Official TrailerYouTube video by Indie Games Hub 291
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Okay, that's credits on Zero Company. It's not XCOM, it is its own thing and brilliant fun with it. Also though, one of those games where the tight budget constraints really show through, wish it had a bit more cash thrown at it. Still, highly recommended, a great time. 0190
Reposted by Dan MarshallDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In 1994, the #1 'Top Cheat' in Acorn User magazine was 'this game isn't out yet, we don't know if there are any cheats for it' 4373
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026In 1994, the #1 'Top Cheat' in Acorn User magazine was 'this game isn't out yet, we don't know if there are any cheats for it' 4373
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I hate to say 'gritty reboot' but I've always felt that a sci fi show about a time traveller should be much more appealing than Dr Who actually is, and that it should be written for 40 year olds but accessible to children, rather than being written for children and accessible to 40 year olds. 3180
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Stop being scared of gamers, imo. One of the best things about XCOM is the understanding that you can be half way through and just... fail. Game over. Start again. It's thrilling! Give people new things. Challenge them. Stop being soft, it's turning games to homogenised mush. 4438
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026XCOM-y HalfLife-y DeadSpace-y kinda thing? YES PLS IMMEDIATELY www.youtube.com/watch?v=5We_...youtube.comCritical Shift - Official Playtest Launch TrailerYouTube video by GameTrailers 1200
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Holy Shit this is so bang on the money. I feel such a sense of relief. 0473
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tomb Guard looks great. A gang of brilliant pixel skeletons and some sort of neato time pause/ ordering mechanic. Love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=haNG...youtube.comTomb Guard - Play Demo Now!YouTube video by Tomb Guard 171
Reposted by Dan MarshallDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Are you a Unity whizz kid who understands SHADERGRAPHS and 2D TILEMAPS? I need to overlay a repeating texture on top of a tilemap, buuuut tilemap UVs are a fucking nightmare, so I don't really know how to handle it. Paid gig! Probably quite quick if you know what you're doing: dan@sizefivegames.com 61215
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This looks great! I was prototyping something VERY similar to this last year, but couldn't quite get it satisfying and fun. Looks like they nailed it - excited to play someone else's take on this concept, I think it's a winner. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd0a...youtube.comDungeon Automata - Official Demo Launch TrailerYouTube video by GameTrailers 0110
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Are you a Unity whizz kid who understands SHADERGRAPHS and 2D TILEMAPS? I need to overlay a repeating texture on top of a tilemap, buuuut tilemap UVs are a fucking nightmare, so I don't really know how to handle it. Paid gig! Probably quite quick if you know what you're doing: dan@sizefivegames.com 61215
Reposted by Dan MarshallGamesIndustry.biz @gibiz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"What's the harm in asking?" – Dlala Studios on taking a big swing to get comedy legend Bob Mortimer for the upcoming game Murals bit.ly/4xPvahj 0193
Reposted by Dan MarshallAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🫚My Tour Starts This Week!🫚 King of Crumbs is back on the road! Tickets are selling fast for Pock on Thursday and at an unknown rate for Kendal & Stafford. Get your tickets NOW, maybe? Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/king-of-crumbs 39616
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's a shame games don't all come in boxes anymore, because "This game is way sexier than it actually is." -Valve ... is a *great* box quote. 0366
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I've always used Visual Studio, but it's become bloated and shit and it's full of tiny irritations. What am I using instead, is it Rider? I saw a link recently to non-US alternatives to tools, does anyone have that? It's time to move away, VS has gone waaay off the deep end. 1470
Reposted by Dan MarshallDan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Clearly the premise should be about the Muppets, who run Disney, unable to decide on which direction the new series should take, throwing bits of paper in the air and we get to see all the 'failed' versions that couldn't air for whatever reason. Easy, done. 927154
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Man, I'd love to be a fly on the wall when they came up with this ide- what's that? Can I? 050
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Clearly the premise should be about the Muppets, who run Disney, unable to decide on which direction the new series should take, throwing bits of paper in the air and we get to see all the 'failed' versions that couldn't air for whatever reason. Easy, done. 927154
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Okay I haven't heard from the people who know, BUT I assuuuume Earth Must Die is probably OUT NOW on Switch and PS5? Go buy it! It's really good and funny! Besides, you owe me one. 261
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Anyone else having trouble getting the trailer for Godzilla Divided by Zero to play? 1100
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If I'd known that having kids meant having to read parents' irrelevant conversations in group school WhatsApp chats I would have never 4160
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026✨ THIS IS TODAY ✨ ✅ I do not know what time ✅ Do not ask me ✅ Please buy it, doing so helps keep me alive, which I enjoy 👍 2255
Reposted by Dan MarshallGianni Mancini @vitagiocata.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I laughed so much, and these days, that’s no small thing. 041
Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's not redundancy unless it comes from the Redundance region of France, this is just Sparkling Layoffs. 2469