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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 3h
Like, it's easier to think fondly of eg the lurpack butter golem when you don't live in a world where pausing a tv show turns your entire screen into a gambling advert.
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 4h
New life goal: Buy a boat and name it Buoyancy Knowles
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LukeBMTB @lukebmtb.bsky.social · 7h
They force the kids to climb in through those Velux windows.
Pho I if school building, large roof has some Velux windows. Headline: Jolly primary school named hardest to get into in Sussex.
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 4h
you have to understand: it’s not that I won’t vote for your stupid party, it’s that I literally want them all to burn in hell
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Shape Enjoyer @richardmaw.bsky.social · 5h
The cover art for Phantasy Star Online, with all the character classes arranged similarly to the Morrowind artwork
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 11h
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a cat leaping in the air above another, captioned yay!
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A cartoon drawing of a quadrupedal dog bounding in front of the viewer, titled "The Longest Dog Available." The dog says "It's just me right now. Mr. '12 Meters' is taking his 15."
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I frequently see "AI" boosters implying that LLMs are simply an innate and superior part of coding now, inescapable, and that literally all programmers agree with them. And, well. That, too, is a form of propaganda
Looking at my software peers in 2026 I see fatigued faces, I see frustration, and I see a lot of people looking for a way out of an industry that seems poised on the brink of collapse. LLMs are being pushed on us at every turn, most people seem at best frustrated by them, and ultimately they seem to appeal most to people who see the production of software as a purely mechanical means to an end. They are antithetical, however, to the idea of software as a craft, or something requiring both initial and ongoing care. As an expression of the soul.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 16h
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
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Dr. Z's Tomb of Terror @zigmenthotep.bsky.social · 17h
Yes, Gary Gygax was a horrible person, but playing or otherwise supporting D&D doesn't automatically mean you support his terribly views and actions. It means you support the terrible views and action of Hasbro.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Freyja 🌙 @actressagain.bsky.social · 17h
captain ahab when captain amab and captain afab walks in
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TayaSigerson @tayasigerson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks moogles #FF6
Three parties form to protect Terra, consisting of eleven moogles and Locke.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 23h
COMIC: The Killing Joke
TEXT: FIGHTING the JOKER

PANEL 1: BATMAN in black cape and cowl, and ROBIN in red and green shirt with yellow cape and black eye mask, walk away from THE JOKER, in purple suit and green hair. ROBIN turns to look at him.
ROBIN: Batman and Robin? More like “Fat-man and Slobbin”!

PANEL 2: In the background BATMAN and ROBIN turn to look at THE JOKER, unaffected. THE JOKER in the foreground has turned around, hands to his lipstick’d lips, thrilled by his sick burn.
JOKER: OOooooooo…

PANEL 3: JOKER in a shockingly youthful room - yellow walls, pink bookshelf full of brightly colored stuffed animal. On the wall is a poster of a boy holding up a peace sign with heart for eyes that reads “BEEBS”. THE JOKER lays on the bed on his belly, legs crossed, one hand on his chin. He writes in his journal with a pen with a puffy end. Next to him sits a teddy bear.
TEXT (pointing to the journal): dear diary: Nailed it

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Working With Kittens, pt 457
A desk covered in kittensAn article I'm writing which has been edited by kitten feet on the keyboard, so the opening line is now Fdwdf6yyyvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvcvvv etc. they've also managed to trigger find and replace, and input a load of garbled text as the find query
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then fuck off? "If you won't let us do crimes we won't hoover up all your assets and extract rents" ok? So go then.
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Śmoj @chudoklates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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MotorRoach @motorroach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly refreshing to see a recomp clearly stating this. Go check it out, tbh
Warning To AI Bros

Again, BlackLabelHQ and by extension MediEvilRecomp is proudly made entirely with human hands. We want to keep it that way, so please respect that.

* Fully AI written issues will be automatically closed

* ALL AI based PRs(such as ones containing claude as a contributor or clear AI code) will be rejected innately, however this is your warning that you will be permanently banned from BlackLabelHQ's repos if you do it anyway.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 02/10/2026
who dares wake me from my slumber!?
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bullying my creature
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the term "our stronger, better ancestors" is so fucking good
are descended from the Chimer, a tribe of Aldmeri exiles who
fled Summerset to worship the Daedra, whom they title “Our
Stronger, Better Ancestors”. An agile and graceful people, the
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me posting
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Ricky Munroe @rnm.io · 01/10/2026
This game is good. I think I was like five patties and an ungodly amount of lettuce deep before I realized there was a button I could press to switch to a top bun and close the monstrosity of a burger I was bringing into the world
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Yolie @yoliedraws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
dungeon fishing!! 🎣🐈‍⬛ #dungeonmeshi
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Okay Comrade @okaycomrade.com · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Dog in Wig Kisses Spiderman Toy
Alt: Dog in Mary Jane red wig kisses Spiderman toy coming down from ceiling, recreating the iconic movie scene based on an iconic comic book panel.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
to be fair this remains the borough's coat of arms, which coupled with the "progress with humanity" slogan absolutely raises many questions already answered by my "we are not rendering the residents of Haringey into advanced biofuels at windowless processing centres" tshirt, etc 2/2
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Kauzigg @kauzigg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Vote with your wallet" feels like more and more of a joke when the economy is made up of Emperor Nero clones making up numbers at each other.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Our dark work begins again, Baltimore!
A witch girl and a witch cat raise their arms in unison
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 01/10/2026
hot take: software people are going to regret not unionizing when we could
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
firing my technical adviser because he keeps dunking phones in the pool to cool them down
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yearly reminder September 30 October 1st
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how soon we forget
a sim stuck in a pool with no ladder to get out
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Technology is amazing
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From big things to small things, one of the defining features of interacting with technology is now this Procrustean desperation to force you to into the image of the expected user, by software that *doesn't seem like any human worked on it*
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Cube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SBOMs, SBOMs, adopt SBOMs make your network stronger for when problems come along
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Do you remember proper binmen? Remember when they'd fight your dad? Then they'd win & become your dad, and your old dad would have to become a binman. Then next week another binman would fight your new dad & you'd never remember which one yr real dad was so you'd always look in the mirror & wonder?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A serious work email vs my brain's reaction
Text saying: "Action: adopt SBOMs and dependency controls, and strength network resiliency" SBOMs are Software Bill of Materials, a list of the software used inside, or by, your software.Tom Jones on an old Sony CRT TV singing "Sex Bomb"
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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
never before has my interest been so quickly captured and then lost again in one single sentence
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cee @_ceee_
I just had an idea

Cee @_ceee_
(stick figure diagram showing a howling man in a shower with red and blue water coming out in discrete waves. Labels say: hot water, cold water, some type of device that rapidly oscillates hot and cold, extreme sensory hell shower)
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