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Jude

@judeinlondon.com
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Writer, Campaigner, Loudmouth. Please hire me I need to pay bills.

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 25/09/2026
Are there any Dutch lawyers available to answer a few questions for me? Quite an urgent request
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
I wrote this about Jason Arday and lying. Free to read for 48hrs. www.patreon.com/judeinlondon...
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A LIE IS NOT A MORTAL SIN | judeinlondon
Jason Arday lied. Everybody lies. Should the price of a lie be a life? Throughout our lives everybody will tell a lie, a half-truth or an em
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
I prefer this because if I’m going to be named after her, I’d prefer she was intentional and unrepentant. None of this uwu smol bean beheading for me
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
I wrote this about Jason Arday and lying. Free to read for 48hrs. www.patreon.com/judeinlondon...
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A LIE IS NOT A MORTAL SIN | judeinlondon
Jason Arday lied. Everybody lies. Should the price of a lie be a life? Throughout our lives everybody will tell a lie, a half-truth or an em
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 22/08/2026
Making my debut for @zeteo.uk I wrote about the Home Office’s latest facepalm - If the govt really wants to prevent rape, why give guidelines only to asylum seekers? zeteo.uk/p/if-the-hom...
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If the Home Office Really Wants to Prevent Rape, Why Give Guidelines Only to Asylum Seekers?
The government may have thought it was addressing the far-right’s fixation on migrants and sexual violence by producing its guide to consent. Instead, it has ended up reinforcing that link.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 22/08/2026
Making my debut for @zeteo.uk I wrote about the Home Office’s latest facepalm - If the govt really wants to prevent rape, why give guidelines only to asylum seekers? zeteo.uk/p/if-the-hom...
zeteo.uk
If the Home Office Really Wants to Prevent Rape, Why Give Guidelines Only to Asylum Seekers?
The government may have thought it was addressing the far-right’s fixation on migrants and sexual violence by producing its guide to consent. Instead, it has ended up reinforcing that link.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/08/2026
I’ve written something about this entire disgusting sorry affair and all 2000+ words can be condensed into the title
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's that day again #alevels
[Title panel]:
A-LEVEL RESULTS COLUMNS DAY

[Scene is a TV news type report about A Level results day]

REPORTER [talking to camera outside a school where students are crowding outside the hall to get in]:

Well, it's that day again

When A-Level students across the country finally get to find out

What Britain's newspaper columnists think about their results.

[show the interior of the school hall, with long tables, but instead of results papers on them, loads of middle-aged newspaper columnists are all laid out]

[Close up on the COLUMNISTS lying on the table, talking up to a gaggle of excited students desperate to find out what they say]

PETER HITCHENS:
I remember when A-Levels meant something

CLARKSON: 
I got a C and two U's

[Cut to outside the hall, the REPORTER is talking to a student]

REPORTER:
And did you get the middle-aged opinions you wanted?

STUDENT:
Yes! 

I got one ‘There's Too Much Humanities’,
and two Oxford graduates telling me they went to Oxford.

REPORTER [now doing a voiceover, as we see the students in the school hall next to the columnists on tables, and the students are preparing to jump in the air for a photographer]:

And then the annual photo shoot…

[PHOTOGRAPHER]
One, two, three...

[One of the columnists on the table pipes up with]: 

What's The Point Of University in 2026?

[The students all jump for joy]

STUDENTS:
HOORAY!

[ends]
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/08/2026
Please baby Jesus deliver me from this evil
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/08/2026
Not even my A-Level results day but yet I’m stresssssed!!!
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Simon Cox @simonfrcox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have signed this petition. If you're a UK resident, I think you should do so too
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Simon Cox @simonfrcox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Since 2020, Israeli civilians and soldiers have killed more than 1,100 Palestinians in the West Bank, but there has been only one indictment over those deaths. More than 4,800 people have been driven from their homes. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Israeli militants besiege two Palestinian families in their West Bank homes
Settlers and soldiers cut off water and electricity to homes, and block medical care in campaign of terror
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 01/08/2026
Another plug for my contribution for @vittles.bsky.social Six of One - www.vittlesmagazine.com/p/451-great-...
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451 Great Restaurants to Try in London
Six of One returns with a fully updated, absolutely stacked Vittles Restaurants map.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 31/07/2026
Making my @vittles.bsky.social debut with my pitch for everyone to please go to eat at Deluxe Manna so we can all finally agree that Congolese cuisine is the best in all of Africa thank you for coming to my TEDTalk. www.vittlesmagazine.com/p/451-great-...
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451 Great Restaurants to Try in London
Six of One returns with a fully updated, absolutely stacked Vittles Restaurants map.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 31/07/2026
Making my @vittles.bsky.social debut with my pitch for everyone to please go to eat at Deluxe Manna so we can all finally agree that Congolese cuisine is the best in all of Africa thank you for coming to my TEDTalk. www.vittlesmagazine.com/p/451-great-...
vittlesmagazine.com
451 Great Restaurants to Try in London
Six of One returns with a fully updated, absolutely stacked Vittles Restaurants map.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 31/07/2026
Continuing on the food theme - can someone please recommend me a good restaurant in Canterbury and I do mean good not mid my bro is graduating today and nobody in this family remembered to book a restaurant HELP
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
My dear friend Jeremy passed away yesterday after a ferocious battle with an incredibly rare and aggressive cancer. He was an amazing father and person and we are all going to miss him terribly, but he’s no longer in pain. RIP friend x
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
Ordered bruschetta yesterday and this is what they sent me. Ban this sick filth cc: @stefgotbooted.bsky.social
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/07/2026
If you enjoyed my piece on the conditionality of Englishness this one is a wonderful complement to it
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London Review of Books @lrb.co.uk · 18/07/2026
‘Fans will celebrate their winger’s last-minute winner, then discuss the finer points of repatriating him to his mother’s home country in the pub afterwards.’ @judeinlondon.com on conditional Englishness, from the blog. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...
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Jude Wanga | Limited Leave to Remain English
English identity is a funny business: we can be one thing to ourselves and something else to others, and that changes...
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 18/07/2026
Ahead of the 3rd place play off match today, which I have effectively renamed Les Wesh vs The Innits, another plug for my piece for @lrb.co.uk on the conditionality of identity in England (also a sore topic in France!) www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...
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Jude Wanga | Limited Leave to Remain English
English identity is a funny business: we can be one thing to ourselves and something else to others, and that changes...
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London Review of Books @lrb.co.uk · 17/07/2026
‘“Palestine Action has little or nothing in common with the suffragettes,” the Lady Chief Justice said. But the suffragettes were if anything more violent.’ @selmadabbagh.bsky.social on British complicity in Israeli aggression, from the blog. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...
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Selma Dabbagh | Annexation with a Sales Pitch
My friend Jawad Ali, a Palestinian American lawyer, was at his daughter’s graduation last month when he got a call...
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London Review of Books @lrb.co.uk · 17/07/2026
‘When Jude Bellingham catapulted England into the semi-finals, Lowe posted his name on social media, as if we’re expected to pretend that Restore’s immigration policy wouldn’t see Bellingham swept up in their deportation pogroms.’ @judeinlondon.com on the blog. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...
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Jude Wanga | Limited Leave to Remain English
English identity is a funny business: we can be one thing to ourselves and something else to others, and that changes...
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 16/07/2026
Wrote this on how the conditionality of Englishness by the rabid horde of anti-immigration sentiment means you can’t be surprised when people don’t want to support England.
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London Review of Books @lrb.co.uk · 16/07/2026
‘My childhood best friend was confused when I told her that I was not supporting England. Of course she was aware of institutional racism and could understand my discomfort, but she was surprised that I no longer feel English.’ @judeinlondon.com on the blog. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...
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Jude Wanga | Limited Leave to Remain English
English identity is a funny business: we can be one thing to ourselves and something else to others, and that changes...
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 15/07/2026
Multiculturalism final on Saturday LFG
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 15/07/2026
Ahead of tonight’s semi final I wrote about identity and Englishness and why it’s ok to be ABE - Anyone But England. Except Argentina. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...
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Jude Wanga | Limited Leave to Remain English
English identity is a funny business: we can be one thing to ourselves and something else to others, and that changes...
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 15/07/2026
The whole of England can identify with Argentina tbf, half the country is financially unstable and the other half is racist.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 15/07/2026
Ahead of tonight’s semi final I wrote about identity and Englishness and why it’s ok to be ABE - Anyone But England. Except Argentina. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...
lrb.co.uk
Jude Wanga | Limited Leave to Remain English
English identity is a funny business: we can be one thing to ourselves and something else to others, and that changes...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/07/2026
I mean if you hate the United States this shit is absolute cinema
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 07/07/2026
Belgians haven’t put belt to ass like this since the Congo Free State
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 28/06/2026
I’m available for all your DRC v England pre-game media please enquire within
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/06/2026
It’s too damn hot. Milk was a bad choice
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Suspect that, outside the fringes of the hard right, most people want to like the BBC, even to love it, and to defend it against threats of defunding. The problem is that its news and current affairs division is making that extremely hard just now
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As haters and critics circle, will anyone speak up for the BBC? Yes, a huge, loyal army of ordinary Britons | Lindsay Mackie
The BBC debate seems dominated by its foes and commercial rivals, but a new survey reveals a hitherto silent majority in supportive voice, says writer and campaigner Lindsay Mackie
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 18/06/2026
When Wissa’s equaliser went in yesterday I cried like a baby. First goal and point in World Cup history, what a moment. I will never besmirch bald men again.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 18/06/2026
Adult converts are not beating the allegations
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 18/06/2026
I’m alive. Just.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 09/06/2026
My friend is dying and I need to get to Paris and every fucking ticket costs an arm and a leg wtf do I do
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 09/06/2026
Oh you think you played no part in this that’s cute
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 07/06/2026
Boyzone pausing in the middle of their farewell concert to lead 59,967 women and 33 men in reciting the Our Father might be the most peak Dublin Catholic it gets
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 02/06/2026
If you sent me a dm last year then deleted your account, on the off chance you see this pls dm me again
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 31/05/2026
Hi
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Netpol @netpol.org · 14/05/2026
"At Filton trial, reality is barely a defence" – a useful summary from @freedompress.bsky.social of the absolute absurdity of where we find ourselves right now freedomnews.org.uk/2026/05/14/a...
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At Filton trial, reality is barely a defence - Freedom News
The state is crushing the tenets of UK law to silence opponents of genocide ~ Tabitha Troughton ~ Dogs savaged children.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/05/2026
As they try to waterboard you into accepting that Wes Streeting could become Prime Minister, please remember I called all this stupidity 3 months ago and I’m only getting more right with every passing day
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Olive @yoursfortheweekend.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hey Jude In this images, everything speaks without words, Look into their eyes then notice the cracked lips of the 2 girls, This is not a small detail it’s thirst, hunger, and suffering, No child should live like this ,plz Don’t look away😢😢 chuffed.org/project/129421
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 09/05/2026
I love coming to Bluesky. Its like a school reunion except of people I actually like but you’ve all been put into a care home by your kids and the care home makes everyone read Karl Marx every day
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 09/05/2026
Personally I think it’s very impressive that Keir Starmer has managed to cram an entire Temu Blair Premiership arc into only two years. That takes some forensic skill.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/04/2026
Me clicking red every time
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 28/04/2026
As the circus continues I would like to draw attention to this article I wrote 2 months ago.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 04/04/2026
Life may have been giving me infinite lemons but I’ve somehow been successful in the Celine presale draw so swings and roundabouts
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