Reposted by Joeljack's microblog @jackalert.bsky.social · 1h(kate nash voice): he said said you must eat so many olives cos you are so, umami 052
Joel @storywonker.bsky.social · 2hDeeply enjoy how the back phase of the Vader boss fight in Jedi Survivor is just "he starts using both hands" 010
Reposted by JoelDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 4hthis is the kind of thing that started mass purges in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom 822823
Reposted by Joel☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 10hI'm somewhat surprised at the muted reaction, given that even russian papers themselves are now confirming that the military has been given "carte blanche for the destruction of Ukraine" which are openly genocidal orders (not that the campaign was not such from the beginning in practice). 3508
Reposted by JoelGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 13hAS I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE, mister dracula, face ID isn’t going to work for you, you are going to need to memorize a passcode. do you need me to help you set it up again? no, i definitely can’t come over there to help. no, remember, we tried video chat before, i just see the back of your chair. 12607104
Joel @storywonker.bsky.social · 12hI like how the bloke is clearly a Fast Streamer pinballing between departments 1132
Reposted by JoelTyron @tyron.bsky.social · 12hit's not an original point but it will never stop being funny to me whenever right wingers criticise religious figures for "virtue signalling". like... yes? that's kind of the point of their role? 05411
Reposted by JoelSunshine Moon @sunshinemoon.zone · 13h40k: this game originally started as a sci-fi twist on classic fantasy, so we have all the traditional kinds of elves Me: of course 40k: high elves Me: right 40k: dark elves Me: right 40k: clown elves Me: righ- 40k: wood elves Me: wait go back one 40k: and of course the elf cult that worships ghosts 14508124
Reposted by JoelZoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 22hAnswer: they are a big company and can afford good lawyers. 0272
Reposted by JoelMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 04/10/2026have absolutely no intention of going to see Digger so I decided to read the plot on Wikipedia and, from the bottom of my heart: what 2519713
Reposted by JoelOwen Michael @owenwmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A friend always argues the weirdest thing about modern society to two thousand years ago might actually be seeing the Mediterranean as the dividing line rather than the epicentre of civilisation 0122
Reposted by JoelJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 04/10/2026Me, hearing about a new faction in 1649: 515423
Reposted by Joelrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026reinstalling the consciousness of my Mentat from scratch because he got a virus browsing porn on the Akashic Record 32219
Reposted by JoelMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why would you allow this in court ever in a million billion years 19896197
Reposted by JoelTuring Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴 @dov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Guys how do some of you still dont know that the point of Dune is that JFK is Satan 811914
Reposted by JoelThe Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today in ‘you can’t park there, mate’ we have the General Sherman edition. Details in ALT 1668
Reposted by JoelNormal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 09/04/2026financial journalists post in all caps because they are shouting to be heard above the din of a busy trading floor 0216
Reposted by JoelAnthony Dhanendran @dhanendran.co.uk · 02/10/2026I was annoyed in 2015 when someone took the already-annoying neologism "Grexit" (re GR-Euro-crisis) and backformed it into the even worse "Brexit". "Breturn" is still worse than that so I expect it's going to become the name that everyone decides to use, because that's what seems to happen. 5113
Reposted by JoelMark @quigonsmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Jude Bellingham isn’t English” is one hell of a thing to try to sell to the electorate 3538
Reposted by JoelJordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not a novel observation by any means but the irony here, of course, is that it is precisely the UK’s successful approach to multiculturalism that has allowed us to generate a brown white nationalist. 47782159
Reposted by JoelMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 01/10/2026oh actually a friend recently infected me with another one, which is that when you order like a diet coke or a soda water in a pub and they ask if you want a pint or half pint, you can then sternly go "a half, I'm driving" 52344
Reposted by JoelMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 01/10/2026every single time I have to be patted down by security in any way I have to physically restrain myself from saying "hey, buy me a drink first!", every *single* time 52785
Reposted by JoelGhostship Chronos says TRANS RIGHTS @airshipchronos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ah yes discuss the future of the alliance by excluding 2/3rds of its nuclear armed members. 093
Reposted by JoelJohn C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hell Yeahstatic.klipy.comStar Wars X-Wing in SpaceALT: Star Wars X-Wing in Space 0349
Reposted by JoelSte Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You can tell exactly when Poland became a major power in European politics, because EU institutions very suddenly started calling history's most famous female physicist by a double-barrelled name 2268
Reposted by JoelJohn C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Statements issued after someone checked how many working tanks there were available today 24111
Reposted by Joellauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans 532087297
Reposted by JoelPeter Whitewood @pwhitewood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Seal the tomb, salt the earth. He must not rise again. 0134
Reposted by JoelJoel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I cannot emphasize enough that the guy who owns Manchester City and the guy who pays the RSF are the same exact guy 2142
Reposted by JoelJo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We rightly give Home Office ministers a hard time here for many things, but in their defence, not one of them has ever ordered the Identity & Passport Service to mail out passports in envelopes that might as well be printed with the words ‘Important identity document enclosed: please steal’. 926462
Joel @storywonker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Look, I'm not saying Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor didn't do wonderful jobs, but just imagine for a minute the universe where Lucas actually did cast Toshiro Mifune as Obi-Wan 010
Joel @storywonker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On to Rebels S2! It's funny how Legends had A-Wings as this late addition but Canon has them there even before Yavin 120
Joel @storywonker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you really think about it, doesn't the Early Modern period starts around 1150? 110
Reposted by Joelphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 385619669
Reposted by JoelFinn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026GUY WHO SELLS CLOTHES: you know what looks really cool? wearing lots more clothes. ideally all the time. 35713
Reposted by JoelRob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Remembering when for no good reason i pretended to be Nabokov ranking various bears 38428
