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The Haunting of Moose Malloy

@spooksmalloy.bsky.social
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They will make pigs of you all and they will bury their snouts into your ribs and they will eat your hearts

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Hepatitis 5G @hep5g.bsky.social · 7h
Man holding his hands in his head in despair saying "Oh my God, Lib Dems ARE ALL SUCH CUNTS"
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🔴 We asked Tony Blair's think tank about charging businesses £500k for political access at party conferences and why one of its sponsor's logos disappeared after our reporting last week on TBI's alleged cash for access scheme This is what they said
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 13h
"All books count" is possibly the worst opinion you can have on books and I know people who think Dungeon Crawler Carl is the best thing ever written.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 13h
I'm not afraid to say it: some books are lesser than others
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Her clarion o'er the dreaming earth, and fill Mitchell @clairq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kids from the Midlands will never not be somehow reinventing Grebo - it's like there is some ancient god buried there that urges a particular kind of sensibility on anyone who learns to make music there
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Michael Birtwhistle @salfordmh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Iran pissed in my phone box.
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things are either so bad in Iran that they're nicking red petrol from yokels or the much feared bogeyman that is the IRGC is only capable of the kind of terror attacks you see in Four Lions
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yo @MI5 someone keeps nicking my Amazon packaged from the lobby downstairs, I reckon it might be Iran
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 30/09/2026
there are Brendans everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Th[Ominous Whoosh] @mrmoth.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
BBC Fact Check here 🤓 this is Impossible: it took me the best part of a day to plant a tree in my garden. At best one man could plant two trees a day. In three years, given weekends and holidays this means we could only plant around 315 trees.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it a healthy sign of an industry when regular investors who haven't chosen to be baptized in datacenter wastewater manage to get a glimpse of AI frontier model financials and subsequently ask "Wait, what the fucking fuck is this?!"
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Anthropic IPO leak is insane
Company Discussion
Anthropic's leaked IPO filing shows $4.6B of 2025 revenue, a $42B net loss, Q2 2026 revenue of $11.5B, $518B of planned computing spend, and a target valuation near $2T.

Anthropic is literally projecting a -3.9:1 evaluation to profit ratio and a 174:1 evaluation to revenue ratio and then asking for two trillion dollars. I feel like I’m going insane.

I’m pulling out of the NASDQ. These numbers just don’t make sense anymore. CEOs called their own investors insane during the dot com crash for investing in companies with a 10:1 revenue to profit ratio.
We live in some bizzaro world where a company will burn hundreds of billions per quarter and we have legions of investors foaming at the mouth to throw another two trillion into the fire.

I feel like at one point there was genuinely an argument for speculating on growth, but these numbers are out of control.
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The banterbus is coming And nobody's forthcoming Fairford to Labour Conference It's totally preposterous
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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look it may not have been a terror plot, and if it transpires that it was just diesel theft, isn't the fact that we *thought* it was a terror plot reason enough to proscribe médecins sans frontières and bomb the houthis?
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
after a game of barbarian for the amiga, elon musk would appear to remove the loser's corpse
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Doing public service on Bluesky by sharing this teaser for the new Kyle Gordon song which drops tomorrow:
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Evie Devers 🎮🍂 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The scene in sonic adventure when sonic calls eggman fucking bald
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Weird Guitar of the Day @weirdguita.rs · 29/09/2026
Aria M48V
The Aria M48V is a semi-hollow electric guitar with a curved F-hole and an extra point coming out of the lower half of the body. It's got two P-90s that are controlled by a volume knob, a tone knob, and a 3-way blade switch. It's also got a Bigsby, a 24-fret neck, and a 3/3 headstock.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LIMBIC SYSTEM - The fight? There is no fight. The fight is over -- it was lost. A thousand years ago. You have laid here forever. Keep falling. Deeper... take the door.
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Checking in with the sensibles regarding the speech and it's going down a storm
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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social • 6m
Pilgrim's School
Private School
I am so happy about what I am hearing that I have lost the ability to speak

Dunty talking about how much he loves Burnham’s speech
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone in the office just asked if we wanted to watch the Andy Burnham live stream on the big TV and I think I'd rather kill myself, thanks lad
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 29/09/2026
The rush to speculate that asylum seekers are responsible for every crime in the news is a sort of opportunistic informational terrorism. Until it’s disproved it stokes fear and hatred. When it is disproved there are no adverse consequences and they know that they only have to be lucky once.
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ohgodwhatdoiput @ohgodwhatdoiput.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reduce road rage incidents to zero with this one trick (make everyone drive cute little clown cars with silly horns)
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Reflector Lich 📡 🇵🇸 @eccentricks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm at the diesel theft I'm at the dogging site I'm at the combination diesel theft and dogging site.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Serial Experiments Lain is better than Twilight.
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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The trade union movement never transformed the Labour Party. The Labour Party transformed the trade union movement. And the sooner workers realise this the better.
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Judging from the timeline, we all had an awful night of weird trauma and grief dreams, right?
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/09/2026
james' toilet arm is my favorite sh2 character
doodle of james sunderland with his toilet covered arm
he is wearing a souvenir t-shirt that says "don't ask me about my arm"
on the back it says "also don't ask me how i got this shirt on"
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine if SO15 and the SAS rolled up and it's just this guy
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"You will never defeat us" is a very funny thing to say after you've just bailed everyone who was involved in whatever the fuck this was
All five men arrested in RAF base plot are British nationals
The five men who were arrested and subsequently released on bail are all British citizens, home secretary Shabana Mahmood has just told the Labour party conference.

She adds that the scene is “now safe” and the residents living near to the RAF base are now able to return home.

“Let this be a reminder: you will never defeat us,” he says.
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problem goose @mammothfactory.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
rejecting New Atheism (Dawkins etc) and embracing Old Atheism (a nameless ape in a forest who believes only in the power of earth and stone)
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
London is going to become the first city in the world to start actively looking for people who've got a bridge to sell
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Computer, show me the saddest Bluesky profile you've ever seen
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I Can't Believe My Technocratic Prime Minister Is This Kawaii!!
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know what you're all complaining about but I'm about to fire up the wireless so I can listen to a paedophile describe what songs are popular this week
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 28/07/2026
Can I interest you in some cool objects? 🏁 One More Win, a Ridge Racer Type 4 fanzine 🔈 Capricorn Sun, an album of electronic music inspired by cult synth movie soundtracks 📖 Perfect Organism, my book about horror masterpiece Alien: Isolation Available now! 🔗 www.ultrabrilliant.xyz
Copies of One More Win: Ridge Racer Type 4 Fanzine, Perfect Organism: A Celebration of Alien: Isolation, and Capricorn Sun: Music From the Motion Picture.
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yo, can any people with Android phones recommend a good podcast app that doesn't entirely suck shit with adverts or unnecessary stuff that makes the app bloated and useless. Just got rid of my iPhone and the podcast app is the only thing I miss.
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me reading the Tom Bombadil shit
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you bring a coffee to an interview with me, I'm going to throw it in your face and scale you for daring to drink in my presence
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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, remind us why about 1 in every 200 people have DNA markers that are unique to people descended from the Mongolian steppe
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