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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 6h

There are a couple moments in Primetime where RobPats is standing in the light, looking heroic and sinister at the same time, where I thought "wow, Pattinson would make a great Batman," forgetting that he is quite literally in the middle of filming his second movie as Batman

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Skyler Gisondo we're going to get you that oscar pal. The campaign starts now. The world is your fucking oyster

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Probably not a good sign of the wider cultural shift that the last time a preachy in-your-face comedy about climate change came out, it was seen as a big phenomenon and an important movie, and this time around everybody's way more hostile about it

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Futurama joke where Fry witnesses an alternate universe where they're all cowboys and he assumes there's infinite universes, and the professor tells him "No it's just the two"

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What's wild is "The Skywalker Saga" was a term they made up to justify calling Episode 9 the finale, and now they're using it to market the continuation just a few years later lol. Nothing means anything, we're going to manufacture nostalgia for a movie everyone hated 6 years ago

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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I still can't get over the "Netanyahu complains about posts at the UN" thing. Completely mulched brains. Genocidal freaks with the power of god-emperors personally policing social media likes. Murderously blowing fishing boats up, just to put the epic snuff film ownage on X. The Posting Wars.

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Seeing the list of Bad Robot-produced movies is mostly Cloverfield and Star Trek, and noticing Morning Glory hidden on there

"What da hell is a polar bear doin in Arlington Texas" meme

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Get the hell out of here with this Huluween business. Son you know damn well this is a Peacocktober household

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is anyone else getting a little bit tired of everything good getting worse and going away one piece at a time throughout our adult lives, or is it just me

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Y'all got any of them Bussy Bones

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Josh O'Connor is one of our most talented actors working today

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Rewatching American Vandal for the first time in almost a decade, and there's a pretty decent chance this "Jimmy Olsen interviews an evil gorilla" tv show might turn out to be a masterpiece

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The really fucked up thing about the Insomniac situation is, we know from the hacks that they're operating on razor thin margins. Their Marvel games cost so much to produce, anything remotely near a flop could send their whole studio into freefall

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kinda crazy that a whole generation knew Henry Winkler from Happy Days, but people my age know him more for his performance as Al Pratt/The Atom Smasher in 2022's Black Adam

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just saw that Thelma Schoonmaker is 86 years old and I got really really scared

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hope is the final boss of vulgar auteurism and it's why weaker minds can't handle it

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There's a big subset of the gaming world that hates Kojima because they resent the idea of a human artist making their video games and don't like to think about authorship beyond "this one's Playstation" and "this one's Xbox"

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Who's copping the limited edition Goon Squad xbox controller

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I really had people insisting to me that it was going to be the Franz Ferdinand of the 2020s that kicks off a new civil war

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

That content is totally fanslop dude, you're a mark because you're in the target demographic bro. You only like it because you enjoy it

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I do think any conversation around Elizabeth Holmes should factor in the fact that she stole a lot of money from Henry Kissinger and Larry Ellison

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Had a dream I was watching one of the scooby-doo direct to dvd movies and I was like "something seems off about this one" and I looked at the title and it was "Scooby's Tel Aviv Beach Bash" and I just completely didn't realize the whole movie takes place in Israel

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hey if you guys can please keep my family in your thoughts, I just found out my unc is chopped

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They should try to make a muppet show. Like have a bunch of sketches starring muppets, and maybe every episode could have a different extremely popular actor or musician, and it could get millions of viewers and win emmys. I think they should try something like that

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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Michael Rapaport is playing a show in Albuquerque on 9/11 at the comedy club owned by officer Gomie from Breaking Bad

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Whenever I've been to a film festival, I get followed by ten local Instagram accounts with a dozen mutuals, and a profile picture where you can't see the face and have no idea if you know them or not

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Been watching Looney Tunes shorts and I look at letterboxd and see how many reviews and logs happened in just the last couple weeks :') If you make something good, people will seek out more of it, and that's what keeps these characters and ideas alive

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My hot take is that "philosopher's stone" is a dog ass title, sounds like a textbook for nerds

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"The Coyote Gospel" (Morrison, Truog, 1988) "Zipping Along" (Jones, Maltese, 1959)

The final frame of Animal Man #5 "The Coyote Gospel" in which the camera pans back on the coyote in the middle of the road as if crucified. We see the hand of a painter from beyond the fourth wall, painting the image. Caption says "The end, folks!"

A similar shot of Wile E. Coyote laying in an intersection, having been run over by the roadrunner.

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just finished a VFX shot that's been plaguing me for literally 4 months, please clap

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

*Dave Bautista Kratos, tiny bifocals on the bridge of his nose* "You must be brave enough to be kind."

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It's really nice that even when he's supposed to be sympathetic, the coyote is still a shifty little rat bastard

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Coyote vs ACME was actually straight-up great lol. Can't believe they almost deleted that!

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

In the planet of the apes universe, they're excited for a video game called Grand Chimp Auto 6, that they run on their ApeStation 5, and the president is named Donald Gorilla

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hmm, if I were a child haunted by dastardly spirits, I'd love nothing more than to crudely add them to the crayon drawings I make of my family. That's me, and mommy, and daddy, and that's Mr. Crooked who lives beneath the house

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The final gift from Dolly and Tim Curry is the reminder that this could happen to an 80-year-old at any given moment

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I've been throwing on The Wild Thornberries in the background while I work, and Nigel Thornberry was a big meme for a while because of how funny he was, but there's actually such a warmth to Curry's performance as this huge goofy personality who cares deeply about nature and his family

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This viral marketing is nuts, I just got cut off on the highway by a vehicle with the license plate ACME1

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It is really funny that nobody's reaction was "oh no! Not Kit Harrington!"

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

There's an anecdote in the Reggie Watts article about how he and Ben Sinclair almost overdosed on laced quaaludes at a party, and afterwards Sinclair was trying to make him think about how they both almost died, but Watts just keeps doing bits at him in a British accent

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"Squilliam Fancyson" is such a great name for a snooty octopus

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Friend texted me about how she saw Griffin Newman pop up in a local albuquerque festival film, then not fifteen minutes later I'm listening to today's Blank Check where he talks about filming it here two years ago lol

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Crazy when people don't realize that advertising your independent short film with an AI poster makes you look like an absolute chode. That's the first impression your movie is ever going to make, and you want it to be "idk, we didn't care about the creative stuff"

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Saddest six word story in the English language: ✅️I'm not a robot ✅️Remember me

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Daniel Gallegos @beanwalrus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Detective Crashmore is such an underrated ITYSL sketch. The way he keeps yelling "YOU SUCK!" at the guys he's shooting at. The way he tells his love interest "He might kill YOU, there's NO fuckin WAY he's killing ME!" Sleeper hit

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