Matt Serafini @mattserafini.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Something darkly funny about Shrek appearing during the in memoriam section 000
Reposted by Matt Serafiniceej @ceej.online · 16/02/2025went to the soft open for my buddy’s new pizza shop and the menu was on lock 681686120
Reposted by Matt Serafinipixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer 162172852428
Reposted by Matt SerafiniSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 30/01/2025The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared. 422876465
Reposted by Matt SerafiniJennifer Lee Noonan @nnnnoonan.bsky.social · 04/11/2024My daughter just sent me this meme, and the only rational conclusion is that I am a great mother. 527559
Reposted by Matt SerafiniAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 23/01/2025I bet one of the first things people do now after they die is go annoy John and George, heaven must suck for them 2193638123
Reposted by Matt SerafiniSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 24/01/2025In Super Mario 3D World, whenever the player characters are wearing blocks on their heads, their upper bodies are deformed underneath so they can fit inside without any parts poking out. By moving the camera inside the block, the extent of the deformation can be seen. 281806318
Reposted by Matt SerafiniJohn Amaechi @johnamaechi.apsintel.com · 21/01/2025🧵 1/5 When social media billionaires wield algorithms like weapons and give N*zi salutes to celebrate their victories, it's easy to be consumed by rage. I know I feel it. 413024
Reposted by Matt SerafiniAndy Richter @andyrichter.co · 20/01/2025www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...rollingstone.comEveryone Who Was Supposed To Protect You From This Failed MiserablyDonald Trump will now be the president again. A colossal failure by every Republican, Democratic, legal, corporate, and media institution got us here. 1352877406
Reposted by Matt SerafiniBrian Michael Bendis @brianmbendis.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Goodbye old friend! Welcome to the greatest apps of all time Hall of Fame. Thank you to the developers and writers who kept this going all these years, especially making the end of the run so much fun. Muh Springfield babies! 81025
Matt Serafini @mattserafini.bsky.social · 18/01/2025dear Apple TV: if you are gonna put a behind the scenes featurette after the credits of a show, please stop fucking auto playing a different show as soon as the credits start! I WANT to watch the behind the scenes thing!!! (This goes for HBO too) 021
Matt Serafini @mattserafini.bsky.social · 14/01/2025love to get a parking ticket in the middle of a state of emergency ❤️ thank you Burbank I didn’t need that money anyway it’s fine 000
Reposted by Matt SerafiniBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work 11877161180
Reposted by Matt Serafiniwint @dril.bsky.social · 04/01/2025to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep 306485570
Reposted by Matt Serafinisoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 03/01/2025thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who gave to my gofundme and FULLY funded my Polar Express Surgery. as we speak, the doctor is preparing to move my eyes the exact wrong distance apart. they are removing 24% of my polygons. tom hanks is here. i can’t believe this is is my life 334213393
Reposted by Matt SerafiniCeej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 31/12/2024missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork 924640375
Reposted by Matt SerafiniIrrationally Calm @direbeard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga” 3556391232
Reposted by Matt SerafiniSean Aitchison @sean8urson.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Reminder Superman is not a power fantasy, he's an altruism fantasy. The idea of someone with godlike powers using them solely for good (with an antagonist who is a billionaire, who by definition do the opposite) was dreamt up by Jewish kids in the 30s and its just as if not more relevant now. 7156791689
Reposted by Matt SerafiniOliver Sava @oliversava.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Every monthly comic should have a recap blurb. Do not trust me to remember what happened. 1113
Reposted by Matt Serafiniderek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Six years working on this script and this is all I have. 521829147
Reposted by Matt SerafiniThe dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it 242313352
Reposted by Matt SerafiniViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Has science gone too far? 562595403
Reposted by Matt SerafiniBill Lawrence @vdoozer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I think reboot just means that the title and some cast are back. We definitely have to reconceive a ton. 151
Reposted by Matt SerafiniBill Lawrence @vdoozer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Just said this about #Scrubs reboot when a fan of original said they hoped it wouldn’t happen: Why? Not everyone out here is working. The cast/crew love each other. If it’s good you’ll be psyched. If it’s bad you won’t watch (and can badmouth it!) Let’s go! Big fun. 10996446
Reposted by Matt SerafiniHouse of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 21/07/2024They invented the cybertruck so people who aren't funny can know what it's like to make everyone around them laugh 5655105
Reposted by Matt SerafiniBrian Michael Bendis @brianmbendis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Harrison ford staple gunning the hat to his head “that outta do it” 49211
Reposted by Matt Serafiniheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/12/2024the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime 396200082402
Reposted by Matt SerafiniSophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass. 2448155582
Reposted by Matt SerafiniOliver Sava @oliversava.bsky.social · 29/11/2024WICKED would’ve won the Best Musical Tony if “What Is This Feeling” was titled “Loathing” 031
Reposted by Matt SerafiniTommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 28/11/2024this one might take a second 336946
Reposted by Matt Serafinisoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024all hail the thanksgiving tube 924503810
Reposted by Matt SerafiniSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/11/2024got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE 28289521749
Reposted by Matt SerafiniAmericana at Brand Memes @americanamemes.bsky.social · 27/11/2024SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY 018848
Reposted by Matt SerafiniPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive 203702275
Reposted by Matt Serafinigary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 24/11/2024we got a bigger bed so our dog would take up less of it. but it was futile — he has adapted, finding ways to make himself larger and longer in the night 42110186468
Reposted by Matt SerafiniL Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Every November 22nd they should drive a cardboard cutout of JFK around Dealey Plaza and let people shoot at it from wherever they want just to test out theories of even blow off some steam 1231658
Reposted by Matt Serafiniandy™ @andylevy.net · 22/11/2024yes twitter sucked because of all the maga/nazi chuds, but an underrated amount of that was them barging in on talk abt movies, books, art, food, whatever. they infected every aspect of it, so if u were black, jewish, queer, trans, whatever, you couldn’t just live your digital life w/o dealing w it 453631430
Reposted by Matt Serafiniandy™ @andylevy.net · 22/11/2024an overlooked aspect of all these “bluesky is an echo chamber” pieces is that the writers bizarrely think that the only reason people use social media is to talk about politics, which is true only for a subset of users 1165907777
Reposted by Matt SerafiniKelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 22/11/2024This hit my weak point for massive damage 15677832254
Reposted by Matt SerafiniRachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Just absorbing the fact that the first order of business in the new QAnon-inflected MAGA Republican era is to demand that Congress bury its report on sex trafficking and drug allegations against a Republican member of Congress who they're trying to promote to higher office. 622207254849
Reposted by Matt SerafiniThe Turbo Times @turbotimes.bsky.social · 19/10/2024I actually want to go to bluesky more than I want to go to x 214720
