Reposted by gary’s anatomygary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 27/10/2024hate when coaches chew gum on the sidelines. grow up and smoke a cigarette 38712
Reposted by gary’s anatomydepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026overwhelmed by how beautiful this is 82540239
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 14hthank god man. everyone with a brain hates that shit. one time in a work meeting, someone brought up barstool and everyone else on the call came off mute to say “ewwww.” 2341
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 17hduring some of the duller moments of PRIMETIME, my husband and I independently had the same thought: “we should’ve seen DIGGER instead” 170
Reposted by gary’s anatomyXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2117693324
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not very First Officer Blunt and Captain Allears of them 😔 1211
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“I don’t have a problem with trans people, I just don’t think they should be able to use public bathrooms or play sports or get healthcare—“ ok so that’s segregation. you are functionally a segregationist. and you want me to believe that fights fascism somehow. ok. 172361528
Reposted by gary’s anatomy@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think this was ultimately the right move. 04487397
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the onion keeping its foot on ted lasso’s neck is so funny to me. even if the show (mercifully) ends (again), I won’t get sick of it 0101
Reposted by gary’s anatomyThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t… 153859406
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026a year ago my husband and I landed at O’Hare, returning from our honeymoon in Tokyo, and the first thing we saw when our phones reconnected to the Internet after 12 hours was…well, you know 0343
Reposted by gary’s anatomybrian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are 12135392
Reposted by gary’s anatomyChicago in Pop Culture @chicagopopculture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Delta Air Lines travel poster. Fred Sweney (1970s). 112619
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it is unbecoming for an office worker to walk in with a bag of chick fil a for lunch. need your nuggies and fries to generate emails in microsoft copilot, huh? do you require a bottle and a nap at 3pm too? bet mommy buttons your gingham shirt for you 0100
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026having my perfectly nice Hello Kitty Night at Wrigley Field ruined by the guest conductors for the seventh inning stretch needing to READ THE LYRICS to the damn song 261
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 02/09/2026getting off the train and saw a little kid holding his mom’s hand use his free hand to dap up the conductor. I love Chicago man 0150
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026women in particular are at risk of being left behind by asbestos. that’s why I, a famous woman, will show you how to install asbestos in your home. we can learn together! 0180
Reposted by gary’s anatomyKate Knibbs @knibbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Anyone else start getting pelted with ads for perimenopause startups recently? (Doesn't help I'm closer to 40 than 30.) I journeyed into this new world of internet hormones and came back with this tale: www.wired.com/story/inside...wired.comInside the Perimenopause Industrial ComplexHow an alliance of tech startups, MAHA operatives, and actual medical experts made millennial women the new face of hormone therapy. 218217
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026me asking the hudson news cashier at toronto pearson airport which of the candy bars were “most canadian” 1280
Reposted by gary’s anatomydon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the most important thing you can do online is remembering that your pals bangers are just as important as your bangers because if they're your pal, you are their pal and your banger is important to them too 79516
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026just had the best dal of my life in a strip mall near the train tracks in Mississauga, Ontario 090
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026in Toronto for the first time. might as well jump off the CN tower into the skydome like they do in the movies 2151
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026a coworker sent this to me recently and asked if it was me and I said yes but swore him to secrecy 2512
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 22/08/2026the steering wheel should shock you if you lay on your horn longer than 2 seconds 1110
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 15/08/2026the ren faire turkey shoppe apologetically gave me two massive legs because they’re “smaller than the regular ones” 2320
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 08/08/2026one year ago today, my husband and I welcomed family and friends to our wedding weekend with a chicago river cruise that took place on the exact same boat that fell victim to the Dave Matthews Band incident, on the 21st anniversary of said incident (which we did not know when we booked the boat) 6823
Reposted by gary’s anatomylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/08/2026Outlook search can't find an email with a direct word search for a URL received yesteday and puts emails from two weeks ago as the top results for the sender of what I need. Unbelievably worthless product 772065130
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I know SpongeBob is ostensibly the hero of the show, but more often than not his naïveté gets in the way 0160
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 24/07/2026his team name is also his age that’s so cute 💕🫶🏀 0183
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 24/07/2026well well well www.etonline.com/jason-sudeik...etonline.comJason Sudeikis to Pay Olivia Wilde Over $27K a Month in Child SupportThe pair's custody dispute had been ongoing for more than a year. 4724
Reposted by gary’s anatomythe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026when u nut but she keep singing 81539141
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 23/07/2026for once I wish there’d be an explosive world peace outbreak 😔 0578
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 21/07/2026what it feels like to be in an uber after the club 1280
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026my pfp was taken in Spain so this is huge for me. congratulations to me and anyone else who went to Spain once 0210
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026shakira rocks. she shouldn’t have to pay taxes 310422
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026my husband won’t stop saying “the ʷᶦᶜᵏᵉᵈly talented Yamine Lamal” 0191
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026last day you can appreciate this joke. it’s a shame soccer goes away forever tomorrow but it was fun while we had it 1271
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I was joking to my husband before we got to this play, “they’re gonna have a blue slushee cocktail in a souvenir cup.” and guess what. 2200