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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
hate when coaches chew gum on the sidelines. grow up and smoke a cigarette
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
overwhelmed by how beautiful this is
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 14h
thank god man. everyone with a brain hates that shit. one time in a work meeting, someone brought up barstool and everyone else on the call came off mute to say “ewwww.”
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 17h
during some of the duller moments of PRIMETIME, my husband and I independently had the same thought: “we should’ve seen DIGGER instead”
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not very First Officer Blunt and Captain Allears of them 😔
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hello everyone on chicago bluesky and twitter
the Music Box theater marquee advertising John Wilson’s The History of Concrete
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I don’t have a problem with trans people, I just don’t think they should be able to use public bathrooms or play sports or get healthcare—“ ok so that’s segregation. you are functionally a segregationist. and you want me to believe that fights fascism somehow. ok.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what I wear to unclog the toilet
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Heartbreaking: The Worst Musician You Know Just Made A Great Point
FEBRUARY 5, 2018

Featuring a photo of Macklemore
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think this was ultimately the right move.
The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the onion keeping its foot on ted lasso’s neck is so funny to me. even if the show (mercifully) ends (again), I won’t get sick of it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a year ago my husband and I landed at O’Hare, returning from our honeymoon in Tokyo, and the first thing we saw when our phones reconnected to the Internet after 12 hours was…well, you know
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are
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Chicago in Pop Culture @chicagopopculture.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Delta Air Lines travel poster. Fred Sweney (1970s).
Vintage Delta Air Lines travel poster for Chicago, featuring stylized views of Marina City, the Sears Tower, Buckingham Fountain, and one of the Art Institute of Chicago’s bronze lions beneath a large “Chicago” title. Artwork by Fred Sweney, c. 1970s, for Delta Air Lines.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
two queens maximizing their joint slay
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
choo-choombstone
A very unusual tombstone that looks like a train car going into a tunnel, carved into a tree. It’s marking the grave of George S. Bangs, who worked for the Railway Mail Service.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it is unbecoming for an office worker to walk in with a bag of chick fil a for lunch. need your nuggies and fries to generate emails in microsoft copilot, huh? do you require a bottle and a nap at 3pm too? bet mommy buttons your gingham shirt for you
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
having my perfectly nice Hello Kitty Night at Wrigley Field ruined by the guest conductors for the seventh inning stretch needing to READ THE LYRICS to the damn song
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
getting off the train and saw a little kid holding his mom’s hand use his free hand to dap up the conductor. I love Chicago man
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
women in particular are at risk of being left behind by asbestos. that’s why I, a famous woman, will show you how to install asbestos in your home. we can learn together!
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Kate Knibbs @knibbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Anyone else start getting pelted with ads for perimenopause startups recently? (Doesn't help I'm closer to 40 than 30.) I journeyed into this new world of internet hormones and came back with this tale: www.wired.com/story/inside...
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Inside the Perimenopause Industrial Complex
How an alliance of tech startups, MAHA operatives, and actual medical experts made millennial women the new face of hormone therapy.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
me asking the hudson news cashier at toronto pearson airport which of the candy bars were “most canadian”
Image of our dumbass vice President ordering donuts saying “just whatever makes sense”
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the most important thing you can do online is remembering that your pals bangers are just as important as your bangers because if they're your pal, you are their pal and your banger is important to them too
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
just had the best dal of my life in a strip mall near the train tracks in Mississauga, Ontario
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
in Toronto for the first time. might as well jump off the CN tower into the skydome like they do in the movies
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
a coworker sent this to me recently and asked if it was me and I said yes but swore him to secrecy
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the steering wheel should shock you if you lay on your horn longer than 2 seconds
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the ren faire turkey shoppe apologetically gave me two massive legs because they’re “smaller than the regular ones”
two massive greasy turkey legs with the ren faire in the backgroundme holding said turkey legs, wearing a flower crown
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
yassified megamind (derogatory)
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Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
SMOCKIN
A hinge profile pic of someone wearing the mask from The Mask

What I order for the table

Shrimp cocktail
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
one year ago today, my husband and I welcomed family and friends to our wedding weekend with a chicago river cruise that took place on the exact same boat that fell victim to the Dave Matthews Band incident, on the 21st anniversary of said incident (which we did not know when we booked the boat)
me and my husband posing in front of Kinzie Street bridge (the site of the DMB incident) during our welcome wedding reception boat tour
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/08/2026
Outlook search can't find an email with a direct word search for a URL received yesteday and puts emails from two weeks ago as the top results for the sender of what I need. Unbelievably worthless product
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I know SpongeBob is ostensibly the hero of the show, but more often than not his naïveté gets in the way
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
his team name is also his age that’s so cute 💕🫶🏀
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
well well well www.etonline.com/jason-sudeik...
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Jason Sudeikis to Pay Olivia Wilde Over $27K a Month in Child Support
The pair's custody dispute had been ongoing for more than a year.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
when u nut but she keep singing
Matt Damon as Odysseus tied to the mast hearing the Sirens
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
for once I wish there’d be an explosive world peace outbreak 😔
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
do you think my tomato sandwich is tall enough
a very tall tomato sandwich — three thick slices of heirloom tomato on milk bread with miso mayo (mayo not pictured). it’s on a blue floral plate atop a wood table
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
what it feels like to be in an uber after the club
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
my pfp was taken in Spain so this is huge for me. congratulations to me and anyone else who went to Spain once
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
shakira rocks. she shouldn’t have to pay taxes
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
my husband won’t stop saying “the ʷᶦᶜᵏᵉᵈly talented Yamine Lamal”
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
last day you can appreciate this joke. it’s a shame soccer goes away forever tomorrow but it was fun while we had it
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I was joking to my husband before we got to this play, “they’re gonna have a blue slushee cocktail in a souvenir cup.” and guess what.
two programs for ICEBOY! and an ICEBOY! branded souvenir mug
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 17/07/2026
redditor asking " is SpongeBob free use? is he old enough" first reply " dawg what" op reply " I wanna make a video and I don't know about copyright laws"
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ohhhh ok everything is starting to make sense
A store window with a sign reading:

THE FINAL DAY
7.29.2026
Thank You For Everything!
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
to the joker, THE ODYSSEY is THE NORMALCY
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