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Sophia Benoit

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i wrote the da Vinci code

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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
In 2019 when Trump nominated Ratcliffe to be DNI, everyone said "That guy? Who knows nothing about intelligence, and is a complete clown?" Trump had to withdraw his nomination. And today he's like the 2nd or 3rd most qualified person Trump is nominating, so even Dems are like "Sigh, OK I guess"
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Dan Nguyen @dancow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
"but what can I do I don't have the skills to undermine a fascist regime" — if you are a bluesky user YES YOU CAN
General Interference with Organizations and
Production
(a) Organizations and Conferences
(1) Insist on doing everything though "channels." Never permit shortcuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions. 

(2) Make "speeches." Talk as frequently as possible and at great length.. Illustrate your. "points" by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate "patriotic" comments. 

(3) When possible, refer all matters to committees, for "further study and consideratlon." Attempt to make the committees as large
as possible — never less than five. 

[highlighted] (4) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently
as possible.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/01/2025
could not possibly agree more, make them work for every single thing that they do in congress employ roughly 18000 lawyers ready to challenge everything the executive does in court over and over and over again to delay as much as possible find your own Reed O'Connor to help with that
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I absolutely love manifesting* *having the money to buy a thing I want
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.
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☠️FEARPUNK☠️ @gearpunk.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy. Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Realizing that Tom Hanks is married to a woman named Rita WILSON. Holy shit.
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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
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Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break
In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
one thing about me is that I am never going to forget to cancel a free trial. i feel it in my bones when i have a pending charge. my body keeps score. you will not be getting that payment.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
one thing this app doesn’t have is the thread about Mrs. Doubtfires tits being on fire
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
the smallest possible amount a tongue can be sticking out :)
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/11/2024
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
bleak thrift store find
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
one thing about this app that has some real appeal is that my boyfriend has vowed to never be on it so I can say some real insane shit (and his friends will send him screenshots)
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Putting an overtired baby to sleep will make you the most superstitious person alive.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/11/2024
why are so many supposedly smart and rational people unprepared to confront the reality of what happens to a human body when they spend a significant amount of time outside the earth's magnetosphere
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Leaf blowers are my enemy. Loud, ecologically disastrous, wasteful, sanitizing monsters. We already have a leaf blower, and it’s the wind. And she is beautiful. You want to mimic the wind? You want to tell her how to do her job?? You prick.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Anyone making a top 10 albums of all time list and not putting this on there is not a serious person.
Vince Guaraldi trio’s Charlie Brown Christmas album cover
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I love Joe Mazzula, his brain is just so different from anyone else's he's a marvel of nature. Like when scientists discover a fish they thought had been extinct for 200 million years.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I really really think I would thrive in the conclave. Like I’m not just saying this.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
can’t remember who I recognize from twitter (positive) and who I recognize from twitter (negative)
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
cultivating an entirely new vibe over here. pls forget any opinion you had about me before thank you.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I think that I’m handling my anxiety well (in the 9 days since the election I have reread all 5 Emily Henry books very tensely, very compulsively.)
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
they will never get me to quit any site :)
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 21/10/2023
Watched the first fast and furious and I had forgotten a few things including an f slur in the first 20 min but the best thing I had forgotten about is the big drag race in the middle of the desert halfway through the movie that is called "Race Wars"
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Amazon roasting my ass
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
The name Garret is so insane to me like just name your kid Carrot if you want to so bad.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Do they have good taste or are they just mean?
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Worth noting that What's Hot Classic isn't some bullshit like For You. It's basically every post in the firehose (depending on your language setting) that's getting faves.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Everyone on here is apparently legally obligated to post some version of “maybe it’s not cool to be sincere but I’m actually bummed about Twitter dying”
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
The hour after I take nudes but before I hide them in my camera roll where I accidentally almost attach a photo of my tits to every single email, tweet, and text.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 18/05/2023
When they tried to use AI to replace fashion models, they started with Black models first. When they tried to use AI to replace musicians, they started with rappers. Not digital Taylor Swift, or virtual Miley Cyrus. Even the NFT clowns tried to make an NFT rapper, whatever that means. Not slick.
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Buzzfeed Tells Investors It Will Use AI To Develop Black, Asian, Latine Content In "Authentic Voice"
Buzzfeed has told investors it will use AI to develop Black, Asian, Latino identity-based content to help corporate brands tap an "authentic voice" to sell products.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
“Your post has been published.” Please let’s not use the verb published for when I type “white cats creep me out fr” onto the internet
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
Got bored at work and made a map of all the people in Virginia Woolf’s family and their incestuous affairs and assaults.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
god I fucking love cyberbullying
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 17/05/2023
in the meantime, remember when Jimmy Fallon forgot to log out of his main account and thanked himself for donating money
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Everyone hates my idea to name a dog Porno but I’m right
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
38 years ago today, Philadelphia police bombed a residential block in West Philly, murdering 11 people—6 adults and 5 children, all members of the radical Black liberation group MOVE—and burning 61 homes. In 2020, the City Council finally apologized. t.co/l6llQsZDLo
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What You Need to Know About the MOVE Bombing
And how Philadelphia became "the city that bombed itself."
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
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Is It Normal To Constantly Think About Breaking Up With My Boyfriend?
Ever since my boyfriend and I moved in together, I can't stop thinking about breaking up with him. Is this normal? Will it get better with time?
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
Huge pivot, massive rebrand for me here. I’m never annoying. Please keep this in mind
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Genuinely can’t believe how uncool vaping made smoking. Like sorry just get cancer.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Harden turning back the clock tonight.
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
face down on a massage table eating its ass
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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
actually it’s hot and elegant of me to not know wtf a domain is
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