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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm not very far behind you so I know the feeling 😆
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
sry I mean what was the low yelp score referring to? what were you not recommending?
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
the caviar?
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I used Kazaa to download your skeets to read later but when I opened the file it was a Nickelback mp3 and now my computer is infected and slowly dying
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Lá Breithe Sona Duit! 🎂
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BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
those panels on the side of TIE fighters were solar panels. despite all the evilness the empire was actually pretty green
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◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ @mandulorian.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #filmsky Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan: Ghost War ★★½ Normal ★★½ The Crash ★★★ boxd.it/122qi Marty, Life Is Short ★★★★ boxd.it/10s9y
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
🎵 This profession is my obsession And this obsession is my depression And this depression is my release And this release will never cease Tin Star - Head (1998) #90sAlt #music
youtu.be
Tin Star Head US version
YouTube video by Dave Tomlinson
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Grogu has died of hantavirus in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU. He was 52 and is survived by 3 bastard children.
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
you're basically two thirds of a way to an egg and cheese mcmuffin so it counts 🍰
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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Your jacket doesn’t squirt, it’s just a peacoat.
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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
anyone else ever think about the fact that 1:11 is when a digital clock uses the least electricity?
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
go poop. then eat more crazy bread!🤪
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This Is America, so Call Me Maybe
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
They should make a jeopardy show that’s just stuff I know
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Halcyon Ember @halcyonember.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Pride is cancelled, we’re going straight to Wrath
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Friends mashup
star trek title: the one with the mandalorian and grogu

image of a planet and starship enterprise in background
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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The Mandalorian & Grogu made me feel like a kid again!* *constantly anxious about nuclear war
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Crazy Bread is actually a calibration tool. You eat it until your mental state matches the baseline insanity of the world and then boom, you're neurotypical
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Reading Mandalorian & Grogu reviews
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◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ @mandulorian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Maybe my expectations were too high but I walked out of the theater feeling a bit meh. It mostly felt like Mando bouncing between action scenes with barely any plot holding it together and weirdly Rotta ended up being the best thing in the movie. The Mandalorian and Grogu ★★★ #filmsky #StarWars
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
When your cat believes your keyboard is actually a heated bed with buttons, there's an app for that... Cats Lock: Lock your Mac keyboard so your cat can walk on it
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Cats Lock: Lock your Mac keyboard so your cat can walk on it
YouTube video by Cats Lock
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I’m too chatty to be kidnapped. I want to know where we’re going and if there’s going to be snacks
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
ain't no party like an awkward goth party
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Energetic Goth Dance Performance
ALT: Energetic Goth Dance Performance
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Yes exactly! the bat is kinda dancing like Buffalo Bill in that one scene
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
it's not the shirt itself but wearing it to a screening of a Star Wars movie that gives it that extra dork factor and that's how I like to roll
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My annual posting of bats dancing to Goodbye Horses for World Goth Day
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#RIPRobBase Rob Base dead at 59 (cancer).
flow chart:
do you wanna rock right now? 
	no - you are not rob base.
	yes - did you come to get down? 
		no - you are not rob base.
		yes - are you internationally known? 
			yes - you are not rob base
			no - are you known to rock a microphone? 
				no - you are not rob base
				yes - you are rob base!
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Happy Mandalorian & Grogu day to those who celebrate #StarWars
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Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This barista at my coffee shop is so gorgeous, the sign in the restroom says "Employees Must Wash Hands after Masturbating to Sabrina."
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A race to the bottom is called “falling.”
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Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
16yo: Dad, did you know it's a myth that you can catch-up on sleep? Me: You also can't mustard on sleep 16yo: Uggggggh
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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
the first rule of flight club is to get good running shoes
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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The price of Memorial Day weekend surges by more than 200% due to the ongoing memory shortage.
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Childbirth is a painful experience and I get that but have you ever popped a giant pimple on your eyelid?
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Young people don't know this but it used to be that if you took a phone call while "surfing the web" you could hear the sounds of the internet
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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sweet Caroline’s lesser known sisters Spicy Tina and Bitter Linda.
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Choosing to eat black licorice is a personality trait I don't understand but will respect from a distance
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Gene - Where Are They Now? #90sAlt #music
youtu.be
Where Are They Now?
YouTube video by Gene - Topic
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I know the feeling but I would miss you
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
noted! this gives me an idea. cut in half, put them in steamer for few minutes, then oil/season and air fry
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have two of them it's impressive I know
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
the rock guy on The Boys jizzing lava 😆
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
One day I will master the art of air frying Brussels sprouts so they're not somehow burnt and undercooked at the same time but that day is not today
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
look ma I'm flyin!
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sorry for the loud moans of “ohhhh fuck yes, that feels so fucking good”, but I finally found the right stretch to pop my stiff back and I couldn’t control myself
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When I was 13 I wore a ton of No Fear shirts, but you know what? I had an abundance of fear
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Thanks for keeping me grounded
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