🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026sry I mean what was the low yelp score referring to? what were you not recommending? 170
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I used Kazaa to download your skeets to read later but when I opened the file it was a Nickelback mp3 and now my computer is infected and slowly dying 0215
Reposted by 🥟BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 22/05/2026those panels on the side of TIE fighters were solar panels. despite all the evilness the empire was actually pretty green 072
Reposted by 🥟◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ @mandulorian.bsky.social · 22/05/2026#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #filmsky Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan: Ghost War ★★½ Normal ★★½ The Crash ★★★ boxd.it/122qi Marty, Life Is Short ★★★★ boxd.it/10s9y 0181
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026🎵 This profession is my obsession And this obsession is my depression And this depression is my release And this release will never cease Tin Star - Head (1998) #90sAlt #musicyoutu.beTin Star Head US versionYouTube video by Dave Tomlinson 031
Reposted by 🥟Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Grogu has died of hantavirus in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU. He was 52 and is survived by 3 bastard children. 1122
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026you're basically two thirds of a way to an egg and cheese mcmuffin so it counts 🍰 020
Reposted by 🥟Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Your jacket doesn’t squirt, it’s just a peacoat. 085
Reposted by 🥟† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 22/05/2026anyone else ever think about the fact that 1:11 is when a digital clock uses the least electricity? 14717
Reposted by 🥟Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 23/05/2026They should make a jeopardy show that’s just stuff I know 23814
Reposted by 🥟Halcyon Ember @halcyonember.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Pride is cancelled, we’re going straight to Wrath 07624
Reposted by 🥟Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The Mandalorian & Grogu made me feel like a kid again!* *constantly anxious about nuclear war 2372
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Crazy Bread is actually a calibration tool. You eat it until your mental state matches the baseline insanity of the world and then boom, you're neurotypical 171
Reposted by 🥟Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 18/05/2026With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment. 251764447
Reposted by 🥟◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ @mandulorian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Maybe my expectations were too high but I walked out of the theater feeling a bit meh. It mostly felt like Mando bouncing between action scenes with barely any plot holding it together and weirdly Rotta ended up being the best thing in the movie. The Mandalorian and Grogu ★★★ #filmsky #StarWars 081
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026When your cat believes your keyboard is actually a heated bed with buttons, there's an app for that... Cats Lock: Lock your Mac keyboard so your cat can walk on ityoutu.beCats Lock: Lock your Mac keyboard so your cat can walk on itYouTube video by Cats Lock 020
Reposted by 🥟SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I’m too chatty to be kidnapped. I want to know where we’re going and if there’s going to be snacks 1186
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026ain't no party like an awkward goth partystatic.klipy.comEnergetic Goth Dance PerformanceALT: Energetic Goth Dance Performance 130
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Yes exactly! the bat is kinda dancing like Buffalo Bill in that one scene 150
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026it's not the shirt itself but wearing it to a screening of a Star Wars movie that gives it that extra dork factor and that's how I like to roll 110
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026My annual posting of bats dancing to Goodbye Horses for World Goth Day 10465146
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Happy Mandalorian & Grogu day to those who celebrate #StarWars 193
Reposted by 🥟Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026This barista at my coffee shop is so gorgeous, the sign in the restroom says "Employees Must Wash Hands after Masturbating to Sabrina." 051
Reposted by 🥟Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026A race to the bottom is called “falling.” 062
Reposted by 🥟Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social · 23/05/202616yo: Dad, did you know it's a myth that you can catch-up on sleep? Me: You also can't mustard on sleep 16yo: Uggggggh 513113
Reposted by 🥟ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026the first rule of flight club is to get good running shoes 0174
Reposted by 🥟Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The price of Memorial Day weekend surges by more than 200% due to the ongoing memory shortage. 042
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Childbirth is a painful experience and I get that but have you ever popped a giant pimple on your eyelid? 031
Reposted by 🥟Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Young people don't know this but it used to be that if you took a phone call while "surfing the web" you could hear the sounds of the internet 0101
Reposted by 🥟Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Sweet Caroline’s lesser known sisters Spicy Tina and Bitter Linda. 0103
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Choosing to eat black licorice is a personality trait I don't understand but will respect from a distance 082
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Gene - Where Are They Now? #90sAlt #musicyoutu.beWhere Are They Now?YouTube video by Gene - Topic 041
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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026noted! this gives me an idea. cut in half, put them in steamer for few minutes, then oil/season and air fry 100
🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026One day I will master the art of air frying Brussels sprouts so they're not somehow burnt and undercooked at the same time but that day is not today 1121
Reposted by 🥟Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Sorry for the loud moans of “ohhhh fuck yes, that feels so fucking good”, but I finally found the right stretch to pop my stiff back and I couldn’t control myself 032
Reposted by 🥟Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 22/05/2026When I was 13 I wore a ton of No Fear shirts, but you know what? I had an abundance of fear 538177