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Terminally Frogline

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 16h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 2h
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Homer Simpson: Why Do You Mock Me?
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 3h
Cool
nickelodeon barnyard ps2
The character PIP is saying "Tee Hee. Some guys are gonna get milked today!"
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 4h
talking about Ralph Nader in 2026 sounds like you're getting ready to meet your best gal at the soda fountain and take her out to a talkie
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 14h
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Family Guy Brian
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 14h
Aaron Sofakin got his best polish on
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Satisfying Leather Couch Cleaning Transformation
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 15h
No, doomscrolling in a parking lot is different! Its *outside*! It's DIFFERENT.
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*angrily cocooning in my foreskin*
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gta will have rain
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Exploding Hog Head Animation
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Repeating to myself there's no crying at ikea, there's no crying at ikea, meatballs are $4, there's no crying at ikea
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rihanna: 🎶 We found love in an ikea 🎶
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How to sleep tutorial What to do if you forget how to sleep How to undo lack of sleep for days
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The amount of not-thinking these people brag about to pass off as productivity
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
walking up to the register from the group lunch to see if they will accept a print out of this as payment
lin manuel miranda noh8
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Pope ghibby! - Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun @caffeineandhate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh shut the fuck up, you diseased Mayo Goblin. Mediocre White Man haz A Sad. WAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun fact but to pull this up I searched dementia in the gif bar
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Joe Biden's Confused Look at Debate
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How it feels to reply "fuck yuo asshol" online and then never read any of the follow up messages
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Happy Dolphins Jumping Under Rainbow
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Woman in Green Shirt Making Hand Gesture
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
have they tried closing all the studios that make games
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bro Shut Up Cat Reaction
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ai guys are great. They start off dumb, never seek real world experience, and then actively try to make themselves dumber by offloading any cognitive effort possible to a chatbot - which they wind up scolding like its a real person when it inevitably fucks up bc it was built by other dumb ai guys
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like that he's being dunked on by roller coaster tycoon park attendees
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edwexler.bsky.social @edwexler.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
#tesla #rebranding #disguisingtheircars #protestmusk #anti-elonsticker #cybertruck #sharesdown
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wtf how is this episode supposed to work in french?
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anything can become leftovers quesadilla if you're brave enough
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aiming my piss at the fly in the urinal
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Vegito Blue's Final Kamehameha
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a school by stupid people from a parody movie jesus christ.
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I actually do want more stars wars even if I'm not invested in the mainline story and actively fucking hate baby Yoda the little time wasting piece of shit that won't go away like a festering malignant cancer infecting every storyline it comes into contact with and dumbing it down for toys
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Peter Griffin Raises Hand in Class
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm an absolute finance pervert. I get hard for profit margins.
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe if i scroll in bed for 2 more hours the day can reset and my life can mildly unfuck itself
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-vV7... Stop talking about Choosin Texas I already heard this shit as a fortnite song
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THE LAST CAVALLARD (Lyrics) English - Fortnite Lobby Track
YouTube video by CAFTOG - Fortnite Lyrics
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Valence The Voyager @valencethevoyager.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys help, I gave my wallet to the inspector and he barely even looked at it before walking off? And he forgot to even give it back to me!
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Infinity Vision means less than nothing
Just got back from seeing Endgame Encore in an "Infinity Vision" theater. As far as I'm concerned it is a scam. It's obvious there is zero quality control at all, so while the specs I read about in advance claimed a certain level of brightness, sound quality, etc., the reality is no one actually checks to see the the theater's equipment is being maintained to spec. I wasted a lot of time and more money driving 40 minutes away to attend a Regal RPX screen with "Infinity Vision" only to end up in a so-so theater with horrible sound and a projector in need of a new element or light or whatever because the screen was way, way too dark. Not just for the movie but all the trailers and commercials. It wasn't even an average movie experience, it was way below average. Meanwhile I could have gone to the local theater 5 minutes from my house that didn't have an "Infinity Vision" badge probably because its a tiny chain but which actually was playing it on a bigger screen than the Regal RPX one and which usually has amazing sound and brightness. And is cheaper. All around a bait-and-switch.
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No more skywalkers
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Homer Simpson Prier
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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were SO random
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not white enough to have listened to it naturally. Now that I'm tired of seeing so many fucking headlines about it I have taken the bait. Once again I'm not seeing why I should give a shit about billboard post 2010.
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sucking the dick like its an iced coffee straw
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only the best and brightest consultants could have lost elections to this
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Could it be because ai psychos have baby brains
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Typa shit I've been on lately
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Majima sidequest
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Dog Sleepy
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wow how evil and nationalistic. hey do any other countries have an entire political class who uniformly are required to repeat ad nauseum that their country is unique and special and is the only one capable of 'protecting' or 'saving' 'freedom' in the rest of the world?
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Good Grief, He's Naked!
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Ignota @papermartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How we were working on Garfield escape from Monday
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you feel in control Of the lasagna Jon?
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Bane's Shoulder Touch
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Constipated Sherlock angrily storming out of the bathroom* WATSON: No shit, Sherlock?
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you build a Frankenstein factory and let the Frankensteins out, a normal society would ask why there is a Frankenstein factory. But instead we have one where lawmakers are not even interested in designating whether the Frankensteins are Frankenstein's Monsters instead, which are just natural.
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Crypto and nft investors purportedly have giant dicks and really fulfilling lives."
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