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Mamascar

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I've done the calculations, and a second job will absolutely help me get out of debt by the end of the year, as long as I start no later than March of 2004.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Intimacy? You mean yoked up together and hauling a wicked load of firewood across the snow? Hellyeah
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Whistlertim🇨🇦 @whistlertimbc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
More views #ও☉❢☉✑ #poetry #writing #micropoetry #blueskywriters #writingcommunity
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I’ve decided to win the Oscar™️ for best actor this year.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
TV series idea: "The Queen's Gambit," but Uno
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Last minute holiday gift ideas: - lint from dryer - oddly shaped ice cube - cocaine
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Imaginary friend
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Wraithing about
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If you marry a mail order bride, how much is the postage for all the bridesmaids?
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Okay that was three posts in a short time of people wishing they were dogs, what’s up
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
THERAPIST: Perhaps it's time to become... Doctor "Why?" DOCTOR WHO: *starts sobbing*
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karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i was told that when it’s the end of the world as we know it that i would feel fine liars
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MisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Mixed signals except it's just my cat finding me to say hello but biting me instead
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Uncle_Wolf @demiurg.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Video evidence of me being a big old softie, protecting even the smallest one.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"
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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The Waffle House at midnight. A drunk concert goers best friend.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
How amazing if both World Series teams stopped everything and agreed to be co-champions.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Pitchers and catchers 105 days
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/11/2025
Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Best super bowl ever.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost.
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I am not afraid of dead people, I am afraid of living ones.
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This weekend in Poland, it's time to change CEST to CET. In my opinion, it's high time to stop changing time.
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
🎼Tell me lies. Tell me sweet, little lies🎶
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Anybody wanna come watch me squeeze these life lemons?
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
If they’re still mad at you, melt cheese on something and present it to them as your peace offering.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
There’s no power up quite like that perfect cup of coffee.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Some days I try too hard. Some days I don’t try hard enough. Either way, I’d rather still be in bed.
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The best skeets? Random answers;) E.g.: Never gym, always gin;D
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Just saw my reflection and apologized.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
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Mamascar @mamascar.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Detroit Zoo!!🎃
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Mamascar @mamascar.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Happy Fall!
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
🖤
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𝓛 🪷🐾⚾️ @elle-isme.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I can’t believe the roses are still blooming! 🌹 I love it though.
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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"Love your creepy Halloween pic" "That's my regular face."
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I have a few of these traveling witch figurines in my shop!
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
mouse hollow
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
clutching serpents
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Mamascar @mamascar.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Believe in yourself, you are capable of remarkable things.
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Mamascar @mamascar.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Sometimes, you need time to yourself so you can breathe!
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Seasons don’t matter. Iced coffee is just who I am.
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I love when my house is filled with the scent of fresh air.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I'm not wrong my memory is wrong.
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Fuckit, worlds gone to shit, buying the v-neck tees
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Mamascar @mamascar.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Boop!
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Maybe we could have a little accountability, as a treat
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