Reposted by MamascarUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I've done the calculations, and a second job will absolutely help me get out of debt by the end of the year, as long as I start no later than March of 2004. 824751
Reposted by MamascarSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Intimacy? You mean yoked up together and hauling a wicked load of firewood across the snow? Hellyeah 312634
Reposted by MamascarWhistlertim🇨🇦 @whistlertimbc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026More views #ও☉❢☉✑ #poetry #writing #micropoetry #blueskywriters #writingcommunity 3506
Reposted by MamascarMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I’ve decided to win the Oscar™️ for best actor this year. 1116457
Reposted by MamascarJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 24/12/2025TV series idea: "The Queen's Gambit," but Uno 916424
Reposted by MamascarJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Last minute holiday gift ideas: - lint from dryer - oddly shaped ice cube - cocaine 1119339
Reposted by Mamascar𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/12/2025If you marry a mail order bride, how much is the postage for all the bridesmaids? 08031
Reposted by MamascarDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Okay that was three posts in a short time of people wishing they were dogs, what’s up 8405
Reposted by MamascarJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 26/11/2025THERAPIST: Perhaps it's time to become... Doctor "Why?" DOCTOR WHO: *starts sobbing* 19613
Reposted by Mamascarkaren @klsmd12.bsky.social · 06/02/2025i was told that when it’s the end of the world as we know it that i would feel fine liars 2335381
Reposted by MamascarMisterD @misterd78uk.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Mixed signals except it's just my cat finding me to say hello but biting me instead 28025
Reposted by MamascarUncle_Wolf @demiurg.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Video evidence of me being a big old softie, protecting even the smallest one. 96012
Reposted by MamascarIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in" 301209152
Reposted by MamascarPaul @grommit56.bsky.social · 02/11/2025The Waffle House at midnight. A drunk concert goers best friend. 05514
Reposted by MamascarJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/11/2025How amazing if both World Series teams stopped everything and agreed to be co-champions. 1217710
Reposted by MamascarSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Pitchers and catchers 105 days 56821
Reposted by MamascarNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/11/2025Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake 251878408
Reposted by MamascarKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost. 618474
Reposted by MamascarAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I am not afraid of dead people, I am afraid of living ones. 122271
Reposted by MamascarAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 25/10/2025This weekend in Poland, it's time to change CEST to CET. In my opinion, it's high time to stop changing time. 04217
Reposted by MamascarAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 29/10/2025🎼Tell me lies. Tell me sweet, little lies🎶 22915
Reposted by MamascarCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Anybody wanna come watch me squeeze these life lemons? 15617
Reposted by MamascarCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025If they’re still mad at you, melt cheese on something and present it to them as your peace offering. 68523
Reposted by MamascarCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/10/2025There’s no power up quite like that perfect cup of coffee. 05520
Reposted by MamascarCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Some days I try too hard. Some days I don’t try hard enough. Either way, I’d rather still be in bed. 03619
Reposted by MamascarAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025The best skeets? Random answers;) E.g.: Never gym, always gin;D 32615
Reposted by MamascarUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Just saw my reflection and apologized. 0156
Reposted by MamascarUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 21/10/2025If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media. 22503137
Reposted by Mamascar𝓛 🪷🐾⚾️ @elle-isme.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I can’t believe the roses are still blooming! 🌹 I love it though. 3985
Reposted by MamascarMarl @marlebean.bsky.social · 23/10/2025"Love your creepy Halloween pic" "That's my regular face." 323443
Reposted by MamascarJon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I have a few of these traveling witch figurines in my shop! 216225
Mamascar @mamascar.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Believe in yourself, you are capable of remarkable things. 063
Mamascar @mamascar.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Sometimes, you need time to yourself so you can breathe! 1123
Reposted by Mamascar𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Seasons don’t matter. Iced coffee is just who I am. 24212
Reposted by Mamascar𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 ❥ @littlegiinge.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I love when my house is filled with the scent of fresh air. 1114
Reposted by MamascarJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I'm not wrong my memory is wrong. 312861
Reposted by MamascarJustmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Fuckit, worlds gone to shit, buying the v-neck tees 14415
Reposted by MamascarSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Maybe we could have a little accountability, as a treat 215948