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karen

@klsmd12.bsky.social
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Gen X beachy. Michigan State University and WSU SoM alumna. Live for Detroit and MSU sports Michigander living in Florida Love dogs, hate oligarchy, proud ✡️ GO GREEN💚🤍 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jizcwneibr…

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Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
When authoritarianism is on the rise, you can count on the richest, least vulnerable men on the planet to be the biggest cowards.
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karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i was told that when it’s the end of the world as we know it that i would feel fine liars
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If you don't tell your kids that chocolate milk comes from brown cows and strawberry milk comes from pink cows, are you even a real parent bro?
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"The growing season is over," I say sadly as I put my dick away.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Trader Joe’s >>> Traitor Joe’s
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karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
America is so broken 💔 and social media is partially to blame i don’t know how it gets fixed and i am no longer hopeful
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This place is deader than my sex life
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The way some folk react when I mention my hobbies you’d think collecting toenail clippings was a more niche hobby than it is.
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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Her: I literally can not unlock the mind of a man. Me: It's simple really. We're stupid and horny. Adjust your calculations accordingly.
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karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Six months ago I had never believed in a conspiracy theory. I now firmly believe Epstein was murdered and i hate trump even more for this. *sigh*
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karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
taking a little break. be well, friends 🫶🏻
Partially cloudy sunset over the Atlantic Ocean in South Carolina
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/07/2025
"Since the start of Trump’s second term, the Court has routinely allowed the administration to implement objectively unconstitutional actions by pretending that they’re simply making a narrow procedural ruling rather than blessing Trump’s wholesale destruction of democracy."
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The worst chief justice of all time
Move over, Roger Taney and Melville Fuller.
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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Women don’t fart, their buttholes just softly whisper “I’m fine”.
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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I mask my tears by sweating a lot.
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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
We forge the chains we wear in life.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
My Mom says I’m funny
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Cloudy day at the beach still better than a sunny day in the office
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
“Nice rack!” Me, looking at your spices
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Pammy ✨️ @pammyds.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I love people who are highly aware of their worth but highly humble too and don't look down on people.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
N.W.A. releases “Straight Outta Compton” as a single today in ‘88 — after recording the album for a mere $12,000 “We were just trying to tell our truth,” said Ice Cube. “We had no idea it would become a battle cry for people who felt ignored, disrespected, or brutalized. But that’s what it became.”
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Fransplaining @fransplaining.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I will fight any dog on hardwood floors.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I thought Beechwood was what you got from looking at bikinis near the ocean.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The tide is coming in Wish I was, too
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Pammy ✨️ @pammyds.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I promise you, no friendship, relationship, or situationship is worth hurting your mental health over. Period.
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Pammy ✨️ @pammyds.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Your partner coming to you about something you’re doing wrong isn’t a personal attack. It’s a healthy sign they value the relationship and want to make it work...it's a heads-up. You communicate, you fix things, you stay. That's emotional maturity. That's commitment. That's love.
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karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
anyway, today is one day closer to college football season 🥰
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Yea, tho I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no butthole.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Neither of the bartenders here appear to have daddy issues, so I won’t be here long.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
If any of you ever see me on a beach with a metal detector and a shovel, please shoot me. Preferably a head shot. Make it count.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Going to mix a Twisted Tea with a Mike’s Hard Lemonade to make a Hard Twisted Arnold Palmer.
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The lifeguard pointed to the "No lethal weapons at the pool" sign. She could have just said that my toe nails could use a trim.
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Unlike Trump, Biden didn't stifle international commerce with haphazard and economically harmful tariffs. But no. That's not why they call it Trader Joe's.
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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
See less of this.
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karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
if nothing else, he will be dead one day-and soon- and that is something to hold on to 🥰
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
It's hilarious to watch MAGA lose their shit when AI gives them actual facts. They start bitching that the AI is "woke"...which I guess means woke can now be defined as true.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Fuck it. I'm reposting your Wordle score.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Sharing is caring ...unless you have herpes.
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𝓛 🪷🐾⚾️ @elle-isme.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Look up!🌲☀️ 📸PNW sky
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𝑨 𝑷𝒐𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒓 @apoeticwhisper.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
At what point does she try again throw her heart in to be caught by a "him"? Maybe someday... but not right now she loves her peace & the stillness allowed Maybe one day... but she has what she needs so she walks alone where no one misleads. #inkMine
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karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
loyal people are my peopl but loyalty is not unconditional it is a contract that depends upon reciprocity and mutual respect ✌🏻
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karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
this time, this place
Sun rising amid puffy clouds over the Atlantic Ocean
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Dreamcatcher @dreamcatcher01.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Sometimes you need to be swept away...
A field of white flowers.
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Simplicity🥀 @gentlewords1202.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
the unspoken thoughts the ones I never share wondering if you would even care
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I just need 3 real life friends and I can finally give up this social media gig.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don't let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Something I learned when I was younger . . . take a girl out for dinner before you put her in the trunk.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Sorry, but my reading glasses stay on during sex.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Maybe one sock is ghosting the other sock and it’s really none of our business.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Of course I put my alcohol for the weekend in a seatbelt. I’m not a monster.
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