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fuck off matthew 25:45 is my entire politics get some dignity. I am no longer asking expert in everything

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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 12m
[turns seat backwards to sit on it like a camp counselor] legionnaire's disease sounds funny. but it's a serious problem and it's why we take water treatment so seriously. please do not turn off your water heater.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Signorelli’s Martyrdom of St Sebastian w/ the waow based based based girl in place of the saint
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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 4h
This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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DTEE @dtee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what is wrong with him
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cryptic 🔄 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 3h
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 5h
Michael Tracy heard about the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children and thought his days of hanging around the park were over.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 5h
Michael Tracy heard about the National Sexual Violence Resource Center, thought they provided resources to help commit sexual violence, and signed up.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I deleted a post in which I said Michael Tracey should kill himself. That was a mistake, I’m sorry. I should not have deleted the post, I will be better next time.
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Conan Quotes⚔️ @conanquotes.bsky.social · 6h
No.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 15h
cracked it
A Twitter post by sarrah bellus where someone asked “what’s wrong with musks body?” with photos from a recent visits somewhere outside. He’s standing in all black and cowboy boots. His chest is thrust forward and he has an anterior pelvic tilt. Next to him is two photos of a person from the mid 20th century study showing a person with estrogen deficiency - this person is in their underwear, they have knock knees, hunched shoulders, a protruding chest, which is a sign of estrogen deficiency. The thought here is that Elon musk, suspected of taking too much testosterone, has a similar estrogen deficiency. The quoting post by Dave greenridge says as much.
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 19h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 7h
Quick reminder that Ralph Nader had zero impact on the electoral outcome of the 2000 election, which Bush didn't win anyway He was gifted the presidency by the supreme court, a decision Al Gore immediately accepted for some reason
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
reminder that aaron rodericks used to be chill moots with that one guy who ran a pedophile rights org
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Transphobes will embrace and ally themselves with every pedophile, rapist, and domestic abuser because they fundamentally agree completely with them about bodily autonomy and consent Transphobes are unable to *not* see a huge obviously abusive piece of shit and immediately support them.
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 9h
fuck's quest 2 is probably game of the year
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 18h
fair warning that this is about to become a deranged anti-yankee hate account and i cannot be held responsible for my words or actions
Sticker with Red Sox socks reading ANTI-FASCIST / ANTI-YANKEES
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
what the fuck
Government website header with "America.gov" and a "Menu" button. A message asks, "Do you want to be my new AI gf?" Below, text reads, "No. I'm America, a government information service. I can help with official U.S. government programs."
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 15h
You’re not allowed to say what should happen to Michael Tracey
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line.
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JD (by way of Blacksky) @jdot.blacksky.team · 24/09/2026
Hey everyone! With the proliferation of news surrounding sexual abuse(rs), we’ve decided to launch a label called: Normalization of Sexual Violence.
Shows label for Normalization of Sexual Violence

Reads:

Content that seeks to promote, validate or in any other way normalize sexually violent acts which include, but aren't limited to grooming, (spousal) sexual assault, sexual exploitation, trafficking, revenge porn and sexual abuse.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 18h
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 21h
rejecting morally grey characters that are just the man who eats babies but he's sad about it in favour of the more complex noel archetype, that is, a guy who is kinda a douche but also a bit alright sometimes.
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 22h
"I'm gonna six seven" this is the worst way to ever say this, thank you
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Ciaran Martin @ciaranm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was wrong. It’s happening
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed that Toad is his least favorite character in Mario Kart. Despite this, in all footage of him playing Mario Kart 8, he picked Toad every time. Whether he was joking or specifically picking a character he hates to challenge himself is unknown.
I have an important question. Nintendo has also just released Mariokart 7 for the 3DS. In every iteration of Mariokart, I've always preferred to play as Toad. Who's your favorite character?
That's the most challenging question! I'm sorry that I cannot come up with an interesting answer. Somehow, it's habit to me, but I play with Mario. He's a very balanced character.
Who's your least favorite character?
Toad. [Laughs]
My favorite character is your least favorite character?
I understand that he has some popularity. Somehow.
In a 2012 interview with Entertainment Weekly, Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed Toad is his least favorite Mario Kart character.
In December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber Rosanna Pansino. Miyamoto picked Toad.
Also in December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber iJustine. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Finally, in January 2015, the two played Mario Kart 8 against YouTube group Smosh Games. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Whether Miyamoto simply had an enormous change of heart about Toad in the intervening 2 years, or whether he was picking his least favorite to challenge or punish himself, is unknown.
Source: information compiled by @SpriteCell, x.com/SpriteCell/status/1653842781897474048 ew.com/article/2012/02/10/shigeru-miyamoto-zelda, youtu.be/DNUcDkNI24o, youtu.be/3Q2KxS32Q1g, youtu.be/untLD6z6aql
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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW from @accountabilityji.bsky.social and @assignedmedia.org: Reporter @billiejsweeney.bsky.social has an important story on the changing dynamics of the politics around transgender rights and issues. www.importantcontext.news/democrats-lo...
importantcontext.news
Democrats Lose by Punching Down on Trans Issues, Strategists Say
Insiders, including at centrist think tank Third Way, are cautioning Democratic candidates against echoing Republican talking points on trans rights.
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Them: What are you thinking about? Me: Oh, nothing. My brain:
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maxine Waters please finish the job
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@mtracey • 3h
If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information.
And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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@mtracey • 7h
Let's see if anyone has the "balls" to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gang-rapists.
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rockhaggis @rockiewarantz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do you even fuck this one up
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
modern warfare 2 "remember - no russian" scene, but it says "remember - no matter who, we vote blue"
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elite Baal knowledge
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really no way to interpret this as anything other than a years long attempt to scare literally all rape victims from ever coming forward
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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hi their @mikemay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
making this my tinder bio
dampe from Majora's Mask saying "My face is frightening, but I am not a bad person!"
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Lilliana for B-Town Council @lillianayoung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the behavior that's led tens of millions of Americans to no longer see discernable differences between major parties. It's not just about trans rights, it's about the dogma of putting party before people, and more people see through it than the major parties seem to understand.
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Lunammoon @lunammoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to beat a dead horse but Evelyn Normielib is a real person and if she used social media and said anything like what she says in casual conversation on it she'd be suspended
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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