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@machminotaur.bsky.social
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fuck off matthew 25:45 is my entire politics get some dignity. I am no longer asking expert in everything

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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 12h
Old dawg new tricks
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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Biddy Blass's head semi-convincingly shooped over the top of the VERT hot IMDB photo (in the quoted post) of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 5h
No respect...
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 5h
'Rogue Signage' Judy Lichtman
assemblage of street signs, yellow ones reading FALL IN LINE, orange ones reading STAY IN YOUR LANE and smaller blue ones reading YOU'RE BEING WATCHED
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 14h
a lot of posts on this site read like this to me
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The Licorice Kid @thelicoricekid.bsky.social · 15h
Sam Spade in the Maltese Falcon:
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 3h
you can't talk to me like this because I have TWO air fryers
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 16h
Nic Cage:
He continued: “How do you survive AI? Amazon is a very AI friendly company to the tune of 50 billion dollars invested to OpenAI. I am not an AI friendly actor. I didn’t sign the waiver to let them use AI on Spider-Noir. It’s kind of like I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again. But that’s OK. So I got to get with these young directors who are Gen Z and they’re going at it their own way, whether it’s through the YouTube culture or whatever it is. They’re doing it from scratch and by hand. I want to get with that.”
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 4h
it's so cool how horseshoe theory is real but for people who go "cars are dangerous" and people who are clones of hitler because you can both meet up on the "we need infinite surveillance and more cameras are worth ANY PRICE instead of just having less cars" but you do love being hitler, so
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Taylor Rioux @taylorjrioux.bsky.social · 20h
I FOUND HER
Blonde meme lady
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 5h
I have a new halloween costume idea
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 7h
5'6" roommate: cheesed to meet you! 5'9" roommate: (slightly deeper) cheddar to make your acquaintance 6'0" roommate: (deepest yet) good brievening
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 6h
Every time cops or ICE or whatever have killed someone, that was a public state execution.
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 5h
he did it on mars, himself, because he was bored and trying to mimic a popular hairstyle he saw but he fucked it up so he just shaved most of it and didn't finish
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 5h
god I wish you were literate
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 7h
an ironic game where people get to feel smart for seeing the obvious satire probably would too anyways space corridor clears, easily
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 7h
well not exactly “anything” huh
sponsored youtube ad for TPUSA showing thumbnail of charlie kirk with the title “he shows up, mic in hand, ready for anything”
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 7h
his great grandfather, solomon grundy
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 7h
i need a crpg with character portraits like this
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 7h
I can't believe a growing lad eats a lot
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 8h
the cameras were actually to normalize constant surveillance but I guess we could actually get one good thing out of them, too oh wait, rich guys don't get their license taken ever. well, shit. okay, if we were a functional society, it'd be good.
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 8h
yes it does. the limit is already above reasonable. like you can insist a bunch of shit but both of the things I'm saying here are true- roads are designed in relation to their safe speed, and posted speed limits have risen because of murderous cretins like you
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 8h
I am heavily considering doing this
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 9h
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 8h
I respect you for this post specifically
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 8h
thank you for being so brave
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 13h
Ok so I was accidentally completely wrong about everything in exactly the way you guys said the whole time. Here’s why I was still right
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 8h
he can't hear you because his hearing aids are off
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SpookyEgg @littleegg.gamedev.blue · 09/10/2026
THANK YOU TO MY IRL FRIEND WHO FUCKING FOUND IT
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 15h
burg or king
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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 19h
fuel joins the innards of a nascar through its beautiful Cloaca
a photograph of the fuel filling point of a nascar race car. his beautiful cloaca
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 16h
no, no, this makes sense. do the hotter thing later
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 23h
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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🎃🍁Evie Lyn Devers🍁🎃 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They had to recall all the gonks
Primark Halloween gonks had to be recalled as they’re full of asbestos
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 16h
you say that until a faerie hears you and then it's a lot worse than asbestos
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 16h
+2
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mycel🌸☄️ @mycel.bsky.social · 20h
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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 29/12/2023
upgrading from the hitachi wand to the hitachi ward and then going absolutely industrial on my pussy
a photo of an orange street digger with the logos "hitachi" and "ward" on it, on a sunny inner sydney street
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 18h
yeah I know I'm being flippant it's a shame that show got fucked when they wanted to make it be long arcs that if you missed an ep- go watch a rerun, asshole
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 18h
yeah FUCK voyager!!
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 18h
okay but why has he made it everyone else's problem
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 18h
the average gamer is a moron so fair cop to the guy
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 18h
2001? the ps2 era? lol no we had tons of games come out that were unfinished, didn't run correctly, missing content, etc. it's just most of the bad stuff died out, and fast, especially as by that point games review publications had taken hold. that was in response to broken games!
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 18h
the fact the mmo has managed to find a playerbase despite also being that without a functional massively or multiplayer part means that while you're correct, the dev is also not wrong to think gamers as a class are morons that would buy this
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 19h
actual answer is it's two different outfits. the shirt is loose, the pants are tight, the shirt looks a little more rough and outdoors, the jeans are casual wear (an odd evolution for jeans) might as well have tucked his shirt into shorts
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 19h
I have bad news about the pants some women wear
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 19h
It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.
How to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 the pacifist way
Most enemies in the game can be spared via damage boosting through them or skipped via team-up throws or Dixie's twirl. However, some bonus rooms require all enemies inside to be defeated. These can be avoided by using the secret that gives 75 Kremkoins*, allowing all bonus rooms to be skipped.
*In the first level, enter the cabin, exit immediately. Collect the first banana bunch but not anything else. Return to the cabin, collect the balloon, Exit, collect the bunch again, but nothing else. Return, and it will contain a coin that gives you 75 Kremkoins.
To skip bosses, get a glitch called "Bonus Storage" by pausing and exiting while failing a bonus. After this, use "Funky Skip" (get near the boss, hold L+Select, then tap Right, Left, Up, Down, Right, Left. Hold Up, press B, let go of Up and B, and press Down) which will put you on the world map. Reenter the world, then visit any NPC, and if done correctly, you will be put on the world map again but with the next world unlocked without fighting the boss.
After beating all the Lost World levels (requires only getting to the beginning of K. Rool's Keep and the 75 Kremkoins) the final battle is unlocked. In this battle, the player needs to enter it, then die, and finally do another Funky Skip to enter the True Ending credits instantly, without harming K. Rool.
In an exquisite case of irony, the True Ending cutscene shows Crocodile Isle being blown up and sinking into the sea, presumably killing everyone on it (save for K. Rool, who escapes on a boat).
It seems all the pacifism was for nothing in the end.
Source: YouTube user @kfin45, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEmOV78AqBIFpzVdz8N6SU7UEllnn1FBR
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wrangler of level 1 goblins @machminotaur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
consider how much capital you could make if you were the first to reinvent it!!
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