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a 1/1 worm creature spell for one black / one green, with tap - put a 0/1 black worm creature token on the onto the battlefield under your control

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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rejecting morally grey characters that are just the man who eats babies but he's sad about it in favour of the more complex noel archetype, that is, a guy who is kinda a douche but also a bit alright sometimes.
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
daily affirmations
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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The Grim Grinner @grimgrinner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan.
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I arrive home, exhausted. I load up shrek (2004) into my dvd player and patiently I wait. finally, on screen: original music written by jim steinman, performed by meat loaf I begin hooting. I begin hollering. all is right again in the world. hey now.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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yаna @ghola.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Unleash the brutal flavour of orc crisps
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midwest BMO @gendermarxism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
nik' (^-^)
@kurom3owz

"can i go on testosterone even if i like dressing feminine" Guess what buddy. You can do whatever you want forever
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What people using AI crave at root is an end to the uncertainty of human interaction and connection and its replacement with endless hollow affirmation and instant gratification. They should be pitied but never enabled or excused.
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
andrew lloyd webber, I would to file a lawsuit. I dreamed of butch genderswapped greaseball at least several weeks before you put her on stage. as compensation, I demand you to bring back the cunty red train. you may keep your woke dollars.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 08/05/2026
wizard
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 04/05/2026
Hideo Kojima looking especially pleased with himself
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Julie - TrexPushups @trexpushups.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Kindness is natural cruelty is taught.
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
but unironically.
vince mcmahon meme where he gets increasingly excited. first image says same techno plays for five minutes, second image says hi-hats come in, third image says hi-hats taken away, fourth image says hi-hats again
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Cameron Blevins @cblevins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is so, so well-articulated.
People call this friction "grunt work." Schwartz uses exactly that phrase, and he's right that LLMs can remove it. What he doesn't say, because he already has decades of hard-won intuition and doesn't need the grunt work anymore, is that for someone who doesn't yet have that intuition, the grunt work is the work. The boring parts and the important parts are tangled together in a way that you can't separate in advance. You don't know which afternoon of debugging was the one that taught you something fundamental about your data until three years later, when you're working on a completely different problem and the insight surfaces. Serendipity doesn't come from efficiency. It comes from spending time in the space where the problem lives, getting your hands dirty, making mistakes that nobody asked you to make and learning things nobody assigned you to learn.
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the worst person you know is also sporting a terrible fit so that's something at least.
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
petition to expand the canon of vampire music to math rock. consider sad, whiny, midwestern undead with an excess of time to get fuckin sick at guitar. exactly.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
i'm worried the left isn't taking NFTs seriously
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/12/2025
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
you shouldn't be able to emoji reply to an email. forbidden interaction. getting sick and tired of coworkers cry laugh emoji reacting to my serious emails regarding missing workspace kitchen teaspoons.
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Mikko Rautalahti @mikkihel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.
A four-panel comic.

Panel 1: A guy looks in on a lady who's crying and says, "Hey, is everything okay?"

She replies, "It's just... the Bone Farmer... he died."

Panel 2: He: "He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal their skeletons while they slept, right?"

She: "So sad."

Panel 3: They are looking at a picture of what I would describe as an interdimensional monster with way too many eyes and teeth. And a bowtie.

She: "I mean obviously: IDEOLOGICALLY I didn't agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart li'l bowtie!"

He: "You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he BELIEVED IN!"

Panel 4: A man in a gigantic glass jar whose body appears to be pretty much just a shapeless lump resting on the bottom of it, obviously missing a skeleton: "Gonna have to disagree with you folks here."

The first guy: "Too SOON, Geoff!"
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
every year past 25 is new game plus
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
sometimes someone you follow just gets really into something that you know nothing about and that is happening to me right now and I guess my point is that I'm learning a lot about dragonball.
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
silksong real.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
It's time for a new kind of political party - one that belongs to you. Sign up at yourparty.uk.
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
me: *failing to connect a usb drive to my laptop for the third time, tears in my eyes* Sherlock Holmes: You see there, Watson, the minor scratches around the usb slot. It is clear the owner of this device is a drunkard. they must be pathetic, tragic, one must deduce. johnny watson: lol. lmao.
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
the year is 2025. spiderman magic the gathering is in prerelease. my symbiote mill deck is in tatters before the dominant aunt may life gain meta. I spend an evening ranting on x dot com about how I am mad that green goblin is a red creature
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Dood 💀 [GUTTER PLANET] ☢️ @cspstuff.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Alien vs Predator.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
you weren't born to pay bills and die. you weren't meant to write emails all day. you were born to ride a quiet train through a vast forest. you were meant to nervously grip your weapon and scan the tree canopy for Them. this shipment, sold without the vampire regent's taxes, will make your fortune.
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Godspeed You! Gay Idiot
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Remember that time Ursula K. Leguin called JK Rowling a basic ass nasty bitch?
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Sean Phillips @seanphillips.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
🚨🌱 The Chancellor is reviewing all public spending from scratch. Please join me in signing the @campaignforthearts.org petition to remind the UK Govt: the arts make our lives happier & our communities stronger. Now is the moment to invest in them. www.campaignforthearts.org/petitions/sp...
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Petition: Make the arts part of UK National Renewal | Campaign for the Arts
The Chancellor is reviewing all public spending from scratch. The arts make our lives happier and our communities stronger. Now is the moment to invest in them.
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
cower ye faithless! swift and vicious will be the judgement visited upon ye foul blasphemers by Pope Vegemite Toast VI
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
"women are women and men are men" dog who gives a shit, this shit is made up as hell lmao
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
based crab museum
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
wiat hey this chocolate bar has gotten 5g lighter? right? they took away 5g right? they are doing a The Twits to me? I am being Twits style gaslighted here?? what do you mean this isn't what the customer feedback line is for? I know it's being recorded for training and monitoring yes. give me my 5g
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
hello, I am starting an underground fighting ring, unless you are the police in which case I am not doing that for those of you who are not the police the first underground fighting match will be perfect organism (the alien from alien) vs ultimate lifeform (shadow the hedgehog) place your bets
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werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
bird app rotting. blessed eggbug deceased, rip in peace. and so, where is an honest werm to reside? it turns out setting up your own mastadon server is hard. maybe that will work out. until then, let's see how long it takes for this place to set itself on fire.
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