werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026rejecting morally grey characters that are just the man who eats babies but he's sad about it in favour of the more complex noel archetype, that is, a guy who is kinda a douche but also a bit alright sometimes. 0722
Reposted by wermdon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek? 343410667
Reposted by wermThe Grim Grinner @grimgrinner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan. 177657
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I arrive home, exhausted. I load up shrek (2004) into my dvd player and patiently I wait. finally, on screen: original music written by jim steinman, performed by meat loaf I begin hooting. I begin hollering. all is right again in the world. hey now. 100
Reposted by wermGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/08/2026What people using AI crave at root is an end to the uncertainty of human interaction and connection and its replacement with endless hollow affirmation and instant gratification. They should be pitied but never enabled or excused. 8707181
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 18/07/2026andrew lloyd webber, I would to file a lawsuit. I dreamed of butch genderswapped greaseball at least several weeks before you put her on stage. as compensation, I demand you to bring back the cunty red train. you may keep your woke dollars. 100
Reposted by wermJulie - TrexPushups @trexpushups.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Kindness is natural cruelty is taught. 26510
Reposted by wermCameron Blevins @cblevins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026This is so, so well-articulated. 97107613880
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 01/04/2026the worst person you know is also sporting a terrible fit so that's something at least. 000
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 18/03/2026petition to expand the canon of vampire music to math rock. consider sad, whiny, midwestern undead with an excess of time to get fuckin sick at guitar. exactly. 011
Reposted by wermshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/02/2026i'm worried the left isn't taking NFTs seriously 351607130
Reposted by wermceej @ceej.online · 30/12/2025ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court. 554830755
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 19/12/2025you shouldn't be able to emoji reply to an email. forbidden interaction. getting sick and tired of coworkers cry laugh emoji reacting to my serious emails regarding missing workspace kitchen teaspoons. 000
Reposted by wermMikko Rautalahti @mikkihel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again. 860032082
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 24/08/2025sometimes someone you follow just gets really into something that you know nothing about and that is happening to me right now and I guess my point is that I'm learning a lot about dragonball. 000
Reposted by wermBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/08/2025AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom. 579147942418
Reposted by wermJeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025It's time for a new kind of political party - one that belongs to you. Sign up at yourparty.uk. 1261813605
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 25/06/2025me: *failing to connect a usb drive to my laptop for the third time, tears in my eyes* Sherlock Holmes: You see there, Watson, the minor scratches around the usb slot. It is clear the owner of this device is a drunkard. they must be pathetic, tragic, one must deduce. johnny watson: lol. lmao. 000
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 08/06/2025the year is 2025. spiderman magic the gathering is in prerelease. my symbiote mill deck is in tatters before the dominant aunt may life gain meta. I spend an evening ranting on x dot com about how I am mad that green goblin is a red creature 140
Reposted by wermWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 02/06/2025you weren't born to pay bills and die. you weren't meant to write emails all day. you were born to ride a quiet train through a vast forest. you were meant to nervously grip your weapon and scan the tree canopy for Them. this shipment, sold without the vampire regent's taxes, will make your fortune. 868381
Reposted by wermlaura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Godspeed You! Gay Idiot 6797195
Reposted by wermEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Remember that time Ursula K. Leguin called JK Rowling a basic ass nasty bitch? 231232236
Reposted by wermSean Phillips @seanphillips.bsky.social · 09/05/2025🚨🌱 The Chancellor is reviewing all public spending from scratch. Please join me in signing the @campaignforthearts.org petition to remind the UK Govt: the arts make our lives happier & our communities stronger. Now is the moment to invest in them. www.campaignforthearts.org/petitions/sp...campaignforthearts.orgPetition: Make the arts part of UK National Renewal | Campaign for the ArtsThe Chancellor is reviewing all public spending from scratch. The arts make our lives happier and our communities stronger. Now is the moment to invest in them. 0237
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 09/05/2025cower ye faithless! swift and vicious will be the judgement visited upon ye foul blasphemers by Pope Vegemite Toast VI 000
Reposted by wermTom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 17/04/2025"women are women and men are men" dog who gives a shit, this shit is made up as hell lmao 2974121
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 22/01/2025wiat hey this chocolate bar has gotten 5g lighter? right? they took away 5g right? they are doing a The Twits to me? I am being Twits style gaslighted here?? what do you mean this isn't what the customer feedback line is for? I know it's being recorded for training and monitoring yes. give me my 5g 000
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 21/01/2025hello, I am starting an underground fighting ring, unless you are the police in which case I am not doing that for those of you who are not the police the first underground fighting match will be perfect organism (the alien from alien) vs ultimate lifeform (shadow the hedgehog) place your bets 010
werm @compostersyndrome.bsky.social · 16/12/2024bird app rotting. blessed eggbug deceased, rip in peace. and so, where is an honest werm to reside? it turns out setting up your own mastadon server is hard. maybe that will work out. until then, let's see how long it takes for this place to set itself on fire. 010