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@succulentubus.bsky.social
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𐇔 Anarcho-many-things. Bugs, plants, language, science Radically pro-transgender 🏳️‍🌈🏴

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Dr. Allison Wiltz @allyfromnola.bsky.social · 4h
They say they hate “woke,” but they really hate Black people, and any meaningful lingo we produce to critique and challenge white supremacy
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 2h
I cannot help but notice that leftist groups do not, for the most part, demand that all lefty Catholics only attend churches that dissent from the teachings of the Church hierarchy on abortion and queer rights. They broadly understand that sometimes one has a cultural link to people with bad views.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
at some point i realized sincerity was a superior way to exist compared to any alternative. vibrancy of heart over the prescriptiveness of those who don't allow themselves more.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope another lesson learned from the Cornell case is that college students can’t just “go to the police.” A lot of public and elite private universities have their own police departments with exclusive jurisdiction over their campus. So going to the police still means reporting to your school.
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Genderless Robotic Rodent 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @genderlessrodent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if I don't personally use them I love neo pronouns because they're a "fuck you I do what I want" to the idea that language is prescriptive and promotes individualized self expression.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a novel observation by any means but the irony here, of course, is that it is precisely the UK’s successful approach to multiculturalism that has allowed us to generate a brown white nationalist.
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Everything in the world is about gender. Except gender. Gender is is about Power.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just think women should be able to get educations without a constant threat of sexual violence.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/10/2026
it’s become so normal for people to disclose their rapes to appeal to people’s humanity around rape cases that we don’t think about how disgusting the need to do that is put the worst moment of your life out for public consumption, so that half the comments can call you a liar.
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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What the actual FUCK?
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Beyonce's Radiant Smile and Blink
Alt: Beyonce's Radiant Smile and Blink
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Sippy Spoopy Psycho @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got an email the other morning telling me "your reports are now being muted" for reporting hate speech. Apparently they think that's offensive and it said if I didn't stop reporting I would be suspended for platform manipulation. I was reporting hate speech suggesting trans people should die. 🤷
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maraleia @maraleia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's genocidal language.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Taint” is linguistically funnier but “gooch” hits on something primal
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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D.J. (Donatello José) 🦇🧛🏻‍♀️💜 @donatellojose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I almost screamed. Liberals in America are not okay right now now.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 30/09/2026
Folks is it a good thing when the head of trust and safety assumes you can automate blocks on the platform you're purportedly running trust and safety for This is forum drama levels of passive aggressive moderator behavior
Aaron Rodericks posted on Bluesky: "Automated block actions on my account, so that I can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

TBH it was well overdue."
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not even her first or her most succint dunk on Yarvin, btw
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still can't stop laughing at this story in three parts
Skeet by @mlyp.bsky.social: Do you think Mr Beast knows what sex isQuote skeet to the previous skeet, still by @mlyp.bsky.social: "turns out he does"

[Screenshot of MrBeast tweeting at a deleted post "This might be the sexiest image I've ever seen" and @Amouranth replying "Awww shucks"]Quote skeet of the previous skeet, again by @mlyp.bsky.social: "FALSE ALARM HE'S BLASTING ROPE TO ANALYTICS"

[Screenshot of the previous conversation this time including the deleted tweet, which turns out to have been by Ryan Wyatt saying "We just had our best year eve and its thanks to yOu. The Creators, Publishers, and Gamers watching every day who have made YouTube Gaming the largest Gaming platform in the world
But just how big of a year was it? Let's take a look:" followed by a screenshot of number of views, subscribers, etc.]
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If this happened today, Homer could just say the drinking bird went rogue
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing people post about how unfair the “mob justice” against the Cornell rapists is doesn’t really move me when there is no justice for survivors. The system doesn’t work; it enacts further punishment on the victims. Society is even crueler. So spare me the “mob justice” rhetoric about the accused
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Gwendolyn Ann Smith @gwensmith.com · 30/09/2026
Darkly hilarious
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh so telling *us* to enjoy concentration camps is okay, just not cis people. Cool. The double standard applied to trans people is such bullshit. There are whole industries for hating us. They hate us as their hobby. They hate us recreationally. #freethebugs
rachel❌kendra [LBBY],  — 1:26 AM
got banned in solidarity with bugs lmao
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so NOW it's not ok to say "enjoy the camps" HMMMMMM.
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Red Star Vegeta @erikstormblessed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Liberals when ANY of their marginalized voters think they should also maybe be represented well or have basic human rights.
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Ruining their future should be the fucking goal actually
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am dead
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Please don't give the DA reopening the Cornell case any cookies. District Attorney Matthew Van Houten all but called Jane Doe a liar today. He said that in Doe's initial statement, she described "her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual.” CONSENSUAL
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is a well-known internet wordplay riddle!
Google search AI overview:

how many days of the week have penises in them

Only 1 day of the week has the actual word "penis" in it:

Saturpenis

This is a well-known internet wordplay riddle!

If you meant phonetically, every single day of the week can contain a penis (or none do, depending on how you choose to look at your personal calendar).
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sometimes when I'm about to post, the little Bo Burnham on my shoulder comes to be the voice of reason and remind me:
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Loss, with edit.


Panel 1: guy comes in

Panel 2: guy looks in horror into an open ice box

Panel 3: guy looks in horror at plum pits

Panel 4: guy looks at wife, emoting, her belly big
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If this happened today, Homer could just say the drinking bird went rogue
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y'all are so mad at this, it's so funny
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I still can't stop laughing at this story in three parts
Skeet by @mlyp.bsky.social: Do you think Mr Beast knows what sex isQuote skeet to the previous skeet, still by @mlyp.bsky.social: "turns out he does"

[Screenshot of MrBeast tweeting at a deleted post "This might be the sexiest image I've ever seen" and @Amouranth replying "Awww shucks"]Quote skeet of the previous skeet, again by @mlyp.bsky.social: "FALSE ALARM HE'S BLASTING ROPE TO ANALYTICS"

[Screenshot of the previous conversation this time including the deleted tweet, which turns out to have been by Ryan Wyatt saying "We just had our best year eve and its thanks to yOu. The Creators, Publishers, and Gamers watching every day who have made YouTube Gaming the largest Gaming platform in the world
But just how big of a year was it? Let's take a look:" followed by a screenshot of number of views, subscribers, etc.]
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 27/09/2026
i was suspended for 3 days for this
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JoshBOOa @whyisjoshua.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
CAMP MIASMA is full of ideas, yet one day later the main insight I keep thinking about is how we're living in a golden age of gummy candies.
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In front of you are three HR people. One only hires people who bring coffee to an interview and always tells the truth. One only hires people who do not bring coffee to an interview and always tells lies. One doesn't notice whether or not you have coffee and has no idea what they're saying.
Two women and a man sitting across a table, looking at a man sitting across them in the foreground.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great they went from pedo glasses to pedomon go
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All Burnham condemned is the fact racists dont leave the racism and xenophobia to the officials and goddammit why wonr they just trust us to do it for them this rioting is real uncouth
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Natanael, Tech janitor @natanael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Antivaxxers are eugenicists
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Megan E. Human * free Link @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay tough love time Yes you should feel bad you fell for Platner, it was extremely obvious, and until you realize that and deal with WHY you did you’ll do it again.
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Evil Jemma "Buy my books" Topaz @jemma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My subtle adjustment...
Imagine 200 Americans. In this crowd
24 are transgender
18 are also transgender
42 are NOT cisgender
35 are transgender but didn't hear you first time
45 are genderqueer
134 are nonbinary
20 thought they were answering a survey on toothpaste, but put on the spot they choose trans
23 claim to be femboys but the lure of pronouns is getting harder to resist
56 are transexual
DO YOU WANT TO BE 1 BIGOT FACING THOSE ODDS?
Didn't you hear? TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE!
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In front of you are three HR people. One only hires people who bring coffee to an interview and always tells the truth. One only hires people who do not bring coffee to an interview and always tells lies. One doesn't notice whether or not you have coffee and has no idea what they're saying.
Two women and a man sitting across a table, looking at a man sitting across them in the foreground.
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
1. A basic, and massive, scientific error. David states unambiguously that Ebola outbreaks end with the last human case, and cannot re-emerge without zoonotic spillover. This is categorically false, and has been consequentially false in just the last few years.
Some human-infecting animal viruses are known to spill over into humans and spill back into nature. The Covid virus has spread somehow from human carriers into white-tailed deer across the American Midwest. But there’s no evidence that Ebola virus has ever spilled back into the forest. Under natural circumstances, the outbreak lineage comes to a dead end when the last human patient recovers or dies.

The Ebola virus doesn’t need to spill back. It abides in its reservoir host, and awaits its next opportunity. A virus can’t climb out of a bat or a monkey and fly off in search of human prey. It can only spill over. If humans left the reservoir host alone — not hunting it, not capturing it, not eating it, not exporting it live, not disturbing its forest habitat — the virus wouldn’t re-emerge in humans. It would remain where it is, harming no one. But of course that’s not what happens. And when viruses spill, they often spill into us, because the human population is such a big, busy target.
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's time to stop letting a small number of white American journalists who write airport books about scary diseases set the policy frame for pandemics. And it's unbelievably galling to do it - and this is always how it happens - in the middle of an ongoing Ebola virus epidemic.
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fundamentally, this entire worldview is just mad that Africans have to exist in a place that should be undisturbed and unpopulated rainforest. Turn it into a nature preserve. That’s the contemptible premise
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