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Brad the Inhaler 🌳

@erectilefunction0.bsky.social
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Under Martian law, doctors and other wizards are forbidden. Jawn enjoyer. You only YOLO once.

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 56m
This is the saddest shit ever.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 1h
You live in the Atlanta suburbs you aren’t “country,” fucking stop!
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 2h
This is precisely what his cabinet & inner circle are telling him to keep him from going apeshit about polling.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 2h
Were there any presidents between Obama and Biden?
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 10h
The people at the WSJ only start to write like this when they feel that people are about to chimp-out and start peeling faces off of rich skulls.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 18h
The portal from 2016 is closing.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 18h
I know Michael Tracey read my post because he reposted it. Anyway, here's what else he had to say:
Michael Tracey responds to his doxxing of the victim at Cornell:

"Say it with me -- reporting is not "doxxing" ... reporting is not "doxxing." Of course I wouldn't publish her phone number, address, social security, etc. But her identity? Absolutely. That's squarely in the public interest. Despite the cynical legal tactics to arbitrarily shroud her in anonymity.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 19h
Who is wanting these? Where is the demand for this? Will speculators buy anything?
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Pulse X Big League Chew
Pulse and Big League Chew team up for the first ever Big League Chew trading card collection, a colorful, high energy baseball trading card release packed with bold artwork, numbered cards, autographs...
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 21h
"Hmm we did a war with a country who didn't control the Strait of Hormuz and it set the region on fire for 15 years, what we need is to do the same thing except with a nation that DOES control the Strait of Hormuz" - senior fellow, Foundation for Strategy Democracy Defense Institute
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 22h
I can't believe we get superior intelligence AND $5,000 checks.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 23h
Every Stancil post, to me, just looks like “people are complaining about things and I don’t like it when people complain about things so people shouldn’t complain about things because I don’t like to look at it when people complain about things,” and it’s like, brother, that’s what people do, man.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually you did vote for this, dipshit
Erick Erickson: Talked to a friend whose business has been hit hard by diesel and tariffs. He vented, "I voted for him, but I didn't vote for this." Real frustration out there.
1:16 PM • 9/29/26 • 5.5K Views
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just thought about Lindsey Graham being dead and smiled.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Is President Trump mentioned repeatedly in the Epstein case files?

Yes. Official materials say President Trump's name appears in the released Epstein-related files. A mention is not proof of a crime.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They want to turn school into a computer babysitter that prepares your kids to work in the mines so your day is freed up to… well you’re also going to be working in the mines.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Money launderers used to have shame.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let them eat steel mill.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I deleted a post in which I said Michael Tracey should kill himself. That was a mistake, I’m sorry. I should not have deleted the post, I will be better next time.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I understand he's a company man, but Scott Van Pelt cheapens himself sitting with McAfee & Kelce.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ESPN production team totally nerfed that replay segment.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Free campaign material attn: @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social and @ginafortexas.bsky.social
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As October nears, a team composed of medical leaders at NYU and anthropologists from St. John’s prepare to open Rick Pitino’s coffin for a brief acclimation period before the season.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unbelievable. Apparently at the same time Trump is withholding a $14 billion arms package to Taiwan approved by Congress, he offered to sell arms to Xi Jinping, despite the fact that China is aiding Iran and Russia. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
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Trump Offered to Sell Arms to China, U.S. Ambassador Says (Gift Article)
President Trump made the offer to Xi Jinping, China’s leader, said David Perdue, the ambassador to China. The White House later said the U.S. had no plans for such a sale.
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Jonathon M. Floyd @jfloyd314.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A vote for Trump in 2016 was bad but explainable. A vote for him in 2020 was irresponsible. A vote for him in 2024 was either evil or condemnably stupid and negligent.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Wow, I can’t believe this is happening.” - guy who arranged for this to be happening
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOUD ASS DOINK
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[🎶new kids on the blockishly🎶] O - O - O - BAM - NA O - O - BAM - NA O - BAM - NA
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got second place in fantasy baseball due to the deep state.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lumber executive with mixed feelings about growing demand for guillotines.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Affordability is a hoax, you aren't in POVERTY, are you?" is some dynamite midterm messaging, you gotta admit.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Save College Sports Act (Conscription)
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, but consider that numerous executives, administrators & lawyers in the NCAA, the conferences, the universities, the broadcasters, etc. all became luxuriously rich out of this. We got a shittier product, but they got richer. Probably worth it!
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tuning into Georgia Tech vs. Stanford fully expecting to see plenty of T formation football.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now drop his ass in the middle of Orange Lake and let’s see this bitch walk on water.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
republicans hate the troops and consider them little more than political props that arent really people
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, installing invasive surveillance systems is just what he does when he’s stimming.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pawl, do you think Clempson is stuck with Dabo
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do you love that hot shit
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Boys Noize & Adame DJ - „Baile DF“ (feat. Thalia Abdon & MC Da França)
YouTube video by BOYS NOIZE
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Susan Collins clearly *delights* in being evil & the feigned displays of care she puts on. It’s no act, some people are just evil.
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 25/09/2026
Jackson: "The harm caused by burdening or disenfranchising even a few lawful voters outweighs the nonexistent harm that the Government experiences when it is prevented from taking an action that it likely lacks the authority to take."
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
$40 billion doesn't buy what it used to.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell yeah, fuck this maniac.
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The thing about the Republicans Tammy Duckworth wants to get along with is that they meant it when they said they wanted us dead.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If they deserve to be impeached — and so many of them do — then the House should impeach them. Maybe the Senate won‘t convict but it’s still worth the effort to remind people that laws still exist and that Democrats still defend it. Also, as noted here, make ‘em sweat.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do guys like Trump typically do well with being double crossed?
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump going to hand Tennessee that L, is determined to send Kentucky to the CFP.
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