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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 5h

I have H5N1 at Dave and Busters wearing my Jordan 12s. Is this my flu game? I'm down $300 on the claw machine. My wife is crying. #NBA

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I have H5N1 At Dave and Busters, Wearing my Jordan 12s, Is This My Flu Game?

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 22h

Fast Fact: Until today this would be considered derogatory towards the WNBA.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 23h

BREAKING: The WNBA Finals will now be broadcast on CSPAN.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 29/09/2026

BREAKING: Well known Hawkeyes fan Jack Smith testifies before Congress today.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 29/09/2026

Thank god Kelce, McAfee, and Brady all have prominent speaking roles. I don't know what I'd do without hearing their dulcet tones every 10 minutes.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 29/09/2026

Cam Skattebo at practice squinting SUPER hard, wondering why Jaxson Dart looks different, is wearing #9, and sucks all of the sudden.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Giants GM lurking on Bluesky confirmed

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 28/09/2026

Trevor Lawrence is a national hero and on the forefront of the anti-sports gambling movement.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 27/09/2026

Joe Burrow looks like he goes to Soul Cycle after a class lets out and rubs his face deep into the bike seats.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 27/09/2026

When mom brings the Pizza Rolls fresh out the oven to my friends and I during the sleepover.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 27/09/2026

BREAKING: After making 2 touchdowns for the first time this season, Aaron Rodgers announces that he is unretired.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 27/09/2026

#F1 vs #FIFA: Who is more corrupt? One robs you and laughs. The other robs you and calls it 'a new era of racing.' We investigate.

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Formula 1 vs. FIFA: Who Is More Corrupt Or Are We Just Paying For Billionaire Fanfiction in HD

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Cindy aka Mrs. Celtics ☘️ @mrsceltics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's amazing to see a player stay with a team for their entire career and we may rarely if not ever see this again for all we know. Curry could've gone ring chasing and the Warriors could've offered far less to rebuild. Opposite LeBron who is chasing rings then partnered with Kalshi to compensate.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 27/09/2026

BREAKING: In an effort to one-up UT, a Texas A&M player's touchdown celebration simulated taking a Cleveland Steamer on an LSU player's chest.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 27/09/2026

Lane Kiffin's hot yoga classes have been paying off in this LSU, Texas A&M game.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 27/09/2026

We introduced regular-season NFL games to a previously uncontacted Amazon tribe. They immediately became Raiders fans. Next week we plan on giving them access to DraftKings and pork rinds.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 26/09/2026

The Ref: Unsportsman-like conduct. Doing the potty dance. 10 yards.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 26/09/2026

That UT player really had to take a leak

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iabacon.bsky.social @iabacon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@5thquartersports.com Yo dawg, are you still just watching sports like a beta?! Not me! I’m trading anything and everything. How many touchdowns will Mahomes throw? Will Joe Buck broadcast drunk and how drunk? How many times will NBC show Taylor Swift?! It’s not technically gambling, so it’s ok!

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 24/09/2026

BREAKING: Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville announces concern for the amount of coaching staff who are furries on the Philadelphia Eagles and the San Francisco 49ers.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 24/09/2026

Noone told me they put down the losers of the Puppy Bowl.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 23/09/2026

OPINION: Carlie Irsay-Gordon has failed the test of NFL ownership over and over again (not soliciting prostitutes in a rural Ohio trailer park or a strip mall massage parlor)

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 22/09/2026

BREAKING: With a heavy heart, we announce that next Monday Night Football's halftime show will be Pat McAfee's live execution by the firing squad.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 22/09/2026

BREAKING: Jaxson Dart has been suspended for the season.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 22/09/2026

Drafting #Rams QB Matt Stafford in the first round was NOT a waste. I praise Elmo every morning that he isn't on the Lions.

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Drafting Matt Stafford As My First Pick On My Fantasy Team Was The Best Decision Of My Life

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 22/09/2026

If only Justin Herbert had kept his hymen intact. Our Senior International Fútbol Correspondent @5thqginger.bsky.social wouldn't be drinking straight Jack Daniels in O'Hare airport right now (he doesn't have a flight scheduled)

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 22/09/2026

We have decided that we are also leaving the White House Press Pool's TV coverage. Noone was watching our Twitch stream of Secret Service agents whimsically playing tennis anyways.

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5th Quarter Ginger @5thqginger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sorry buddy. See you next year

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 22/09/2026

BREAKING: Giants QB Jaxson Dart takes a knee in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick at the start of tonight's Monday Night Football game.

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5thQuarterSports @5thquartersports.com · 21/09/2026

Could #Eagles player Saquon Barkley take a fully grown velociraptor in a fair fight, meeting at mid-field with no weapons and nothing else around, both combatants naked? We break it down. #NFL