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on tonight's episode of Grunion Fest '26: botched ass scallion pancakes didn't rise? no prob, turn them things in to flatbread pizzas. fresh mozz over a green onion oil base, fresh and fried green onions, kumatos, szechuan peppercorn black vinegar and soy sauce reduction drizzle

an abomination before whatever god you pray to: a scallion pancake pizza on a pan

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 30/06/2023

I’ll post this god damn meme every single god damn time these crooks do some fucked up shit until someone does something about the SCOTUS. Fuck the court 👎

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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 11h

pokemon go hack the federal government

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 10h

shout out to this peepaw voice texting loud as hell and mad in the middle of the burger king dining room about the last LSU game

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h

Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture

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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 13h

Huge moment in Chat Pile history as Raygun and Myself make an appearance on this week's episode of Guys to discuss Korn Guys (a subject near and dear to my heart). Thanks to @murderxbryan.bsky.social for having us on! Listen wherever you listen to podcasts

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 14h

oh fuck yes, welcome back vitus

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

music.youtube.com

Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP

EP • Stevie Wonder

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15h

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 16h

you know bear season is in full swing when your garbage gets raptured overnight

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

there should be greeting cards for realizing you're still in love with someone you shouldn't be

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/09/2026

final fantasy xiii:

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Recession indicator

A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef

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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 28/09/2026

[Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign voice] "Well I think the Republicans know they're going to be *losing* Texas—I can tell!"

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What I picture when people say escrow

The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026

warhammer demon names khorne: bloodskull 'the skull' skullblood slaanesh: lusciousa, the forbidden hole tzeentch: [unpronounceable bird noises] nurgle: goopy poopmeister, fartmagus in queef

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 18/06/2026

keeping the hollywood-ready reddit stories coming!!

swamps of dagobah - a body horror about having to deal with massive exploding rectal polyps because of injecting IV drugs into the perineum. a woman covered in mud (or what looks like shit) set in front of a paint mix of red and yellow and brown, with swamp matter in the foreground and background and a vintage hospital behind swamp trees on the top half. there's a lot of blood splatter. by A24 - tagline "that was bad."

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Bylines Network @bylinesnetwork.co.uk · 25/09/2026

M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint @willyandbill.bsky.social

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M&S Custard Cream Spread: Britain has completed food

One jar of M&S Custard Cream Spread has caused us to question civilisation, breakfast, mashed potato and the limits of human restraint

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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026

“Yellow journalism utilized in … helped accelerate the massacre as top officials connected to the paper’s past and present believed that Black citizens shouldn’t have the right to vote, later spreading false accusations about Black men sexually assaulting white women and other forms of criminality.“

thegrio.com

120 years later, Atlanta honors the lives lost in the 1906 Race Massacre

Fulton County has revealed official remembrance days for the 1906 Atlanta Race Massacre, one of the deadliest events in city history.

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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Brandi do you know about how he drinks?

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

no one wakes up to alarms in a realistic way in movies

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nut into a USB port, call that goo factor authentication

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

okay - 3 beers in, time to post the worst drafts you've got:

buffalo soldier voice:

farted out my butt plug
now ive gotta clean up

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bizzy! @babyinformation.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

little miss has a gun

little miss character with a gun
she is a small round yellow girl with pigtails tied in red bows. and a gun

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 26/09/2026

Femboy Hooters? what’s next? Longhorn Twinkhouse?

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J.E. Skeets @jeskeets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You gotta hear Mike Muscala rapping 🎤

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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 25/09/2026

making friends as an adult is hard. for example they may like hamilton

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

support guys so the guys can talk about more guys

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

they're attempting to solve the heat dissipation issue by using thermal paste and fins, good luck with that one lol

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

finally getting around to playing FFVII: rebirth - I'm sure other reviews already went way deep on this, but it feels less like a love letter to the open world RPG/action games that have come out since FVII (witcher, BotW to name a few) and more a cover song

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