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@loarider.bsky.social
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#1 dick durock fan account because bsky crops it: pfp credit to branson reese from a fundraiser years ago

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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 3m
sweet, I'll give it a read. I hear it's very spoilable so I appreciate the not doing that
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 6m
yep. consultant brain needs to be stomped out of existence
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 7m
I love that it's been polarizing the hell out of people. I like iñárritu's work a lot, but something about his films makes my reaction highly mood-dependent. I'm guessing that may be the same for other people based on reading old reviews of his stuff
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 11m
I personally know a bunch of LGBTQ people who were going to vote for her that will now probably leave it blank. such a massive, unnecessary own-goal and I sincerely hope she loses because I don't want such a fucking coward ever getting to office
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 20m
I don't know how I missed this, but: digger, the movie people are saying is the film embodiment of mike f's "check this shit out motherfucker" post? iñárritu directed it. now I'm COMPLETELY locked in lol
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 39m
amazing
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1h
> @cnbc.com #Tariffs www.cnbc.com/2026/10/08/i...
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 2h
oh good
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 1h
lmao
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 1h
money isn't real, pt. 1747362
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Flayin’ the Flannel @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 2h
Remembered the dudes who look like wizards alignment chart
Lawful good Christian bale 
Lawful neutral  Neal Stephenson 
Lawful evil Ronald Moore 
Neutral good David Bowie 
True neutral children of men Michael Caine 
neutral evil bear McCray 
Chaotic good Jason momoa 
Chaotic neutral George R R Martin 
Chaotic evil Gary Oldman in the scarlet letter
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Hana @evil-woman.bsky.social · 7h
Our national nightmare is over
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Jennifer Szalai @jenszalai.bsky.social · 8h
It was a short call, Carlberg said: All the poet would say was she
was "in Iceland," where she was
"listening to the wind."
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 15h
FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 7h
I read Eros the Bittersweet when I was 18 and it more or less re-wired my brain. she's amazing and this is well-deserved
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 15h
Amazon will never know about my buttocks! Never!!
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 15h
damn bro it's almost like they can see inside my mind
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 15h
that's right
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Norman Reedus with his arm wrapped around Hideo Kojima and a speech bubble beneath them
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Mom @milph.mom · 16h
When the anime Youtuber says, "Ranma Half".
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 19h
they're ripping shit up! I do genuinely love that the bassist is dressed exactly like A Cool Bassist
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 20h
okay, I'm talking to the people around me and re-centering my expectations, they're just a bunch of music nerds. I was worried lol
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 20h
it is about 40:1 dudes and half those dudes are very old and white. the vibes are VERY different than babymetal
view of a stage where Band-Maid will play but also a great representative sample of the crusty white bread on display
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 21h
calm down, sandwich shop restaurant, goddamn
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 21h
guess I'm watching BAND-MAID tonight? this is gonna be a weird one
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably Not a Good Sign: Cannibal Corpse Just Announced Their Next Album Will Need To Be Refrigerated thehardtimes.net/blog/probabl...
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Probably Not a Good Sign: Cannibal Corpse Just Announced Their Next Album Will Need To Be Refrigerated
Even if you’re only tangentially aware of death metal, you’ve heard of Cannibal Corpse. These infamous sickos emerged in the early nineties... Read the full masterpiece
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
COCK RINGS COCK RINGS COCK RINGS youtu.be/7pSABauyWz0?...
youtu.be
Mr Show - Cock Ring Warehouse
YouTube video by Peter Michael
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
but if two things are true I only get half as many likes
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like choosing not to click shit like that makes me an adult more than anything else I do
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm in the most conservative county in SC and the bulk of the trump signs are down, but there's anti-developer signs going up everywhere. it's been wild to see
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"hey guys why is this UAT data suddenly streaming into production" is one of those phrases that can give someone havana syndrome
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 07/10/2026
It's not a double if it's in a deli
meme. caption reads "last thing a fernet shifty ever sees"

image is an illustration of bugs bunny and the tasmanian devil as cooks wearing blundstones and birks respectively and looking smugly
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Lady Starblade @ladystarblade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He did it he did it!! Primož Roglič is a EUROPEAN CHAMPION!! HUZZAH!!! #EuroRoad26
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Primoz Roglic Waves to Camera
Alt: Primoz Roglic Waves to Camera
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have them for my couch, chairs are the next logical step
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it's honestly got me replaying a lot of stuff in my head this week. I can only imagine how frustrating that shit must have been for them if they were trying to catch my attention
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
man, I wonder how many drinks are dedicated to moments like that lol
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we really are all dumb as hell. I had 4 different, nice women bringing me home-cooked plates almost weekly when I worked at blockbuster back in the mid-00s and didn't realize until this year (after a friend pointed it out) that no one else got that treatment. I thought they were just being friendly!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Uber Driver Seemingly Watching ‘Titanic’ For First Time theonion.com/uber-driver-seemingly-…
Uber Driver Seemingly Watching ‘Titanic’ For First Time
Turnpike Traffic Competing With Blockbuster Romance For Attention Of Man Behind Wheel
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screen shot from a YouTube video by someone named MEpearl, an older woman with short hair wearing a red long sleeve shirt and a dark floral scarf. She sits before a wall of books, though it may be a photograph of a wall of books, but the important detail is that in her lap is a beautiful possum, and that possum is eating from a plate of fruit on the table before them. The title of this video is “is your possum a narcissist.” It has 31k views and was posted 5 days ago.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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LemonCurb @lemoncurdmatcha.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Put him in the device
The device that mangled Noel’s penis from Sean boy. It’s modified weight lifting equipment with a saw wheel, restraints and heavy pounding thing dangling above.
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yeahhhhh that's the good stuff
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hoseposting 24/7
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is your back getting tired lugging those goal posts around
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
feels good to watch, ngl
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bro looking like a bass clef
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
www.theverge.com/ai-artificia... Have you tried the new french open AI model, Le Chonk? You gotta try Le Chonk, it's way better than Ooh La La Flash. Its tooling beats the pants off BagUette. I can't believe your agents are still running on Hon-x3
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The next hot open AI model is named Le Chonk.
French AI startup Mistral says its new trillion-parameter model, Mistral Large 4 — also called Le Chonk — is the best open-weight model developed outside of China. It says it’s particularly strong at ...
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
awww same for you when I hear any song off that album
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