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@lickyourstein.bsky.social
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𝙻𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 @lickyourstein.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I love you funny people, and I love sharing the funny things I think about when they come to me naturally, usually out of pain or absurdity. But I’m searching for something, a lost part of me perhaps. So I’m bound to say a shitty thing here and there too.
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𝙻𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 @lickyourstein.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I guess I don’t really know what I want for sure. I think I need to get more comfortable with that being the case, with it being ok. I know two things for sure. I’m searching for something, and I wish I felt like a part of something larger than myself, a community.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Don't fuck with me or I WILL give your kids kazzoos
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Nobody knocks boots anymore
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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
sometimes hope is continuing to put one foot in front of the other. keeping those plants alive. shuffling from room to room. cooking a nice meal. screaming the serenity prayer down by the interstate.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
people don't understand that if i follow more people i will become so overwhelmed that i will cry and quit the app altogether
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Frankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
When things aren't going well, I always ask myself, what would the parasite that feeds on my aura do?
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
When my enemies choke a little, I hope they know that means I had a little extra time for wishin' that day
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
*points to fridge* ...and this is where I keep my feelings.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Never let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t
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Kayla Chow Show @kaylachowshow.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m shy at first but once you get to know me, I will fart.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I appreciate your nuanced approach to reality.
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minkitypinkity ❤️ @minkitypinkity.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
just caught my brain tryna sneak out through my earhole again
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Next time someone unnecessarily checks their phone when we’re out at a restaurant, I’m smashing it with the wooden mallet I carry specifically for this.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
people that are an energy source need to get filled up too or one day you’re going to go to the well and find it dry
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
You should definitely nut November
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Martha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Smh = sex might help!! 😏🥹
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
[creates an invite code to my vagina]
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You’re a dick, but in a good way starter pack
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You know, just because I keep aaying no cavalry is going to come to save us doesnt mean it wouldn't be nice if one came and did
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✨ A Pimp Named Thickback ✨ @taurus-groove.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Married people be in the dating pool bein hella greedy. Like get out and dry off and go home to your partner so us single folks can mingle. Just gluttonous
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Maybell Romero @maybell.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This platform needs more silly shitposting
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
while watching a ballet performance last night, I began to ruminate about how our precepts of humanity may be intertwined with our inclination to find beauty in physical movement, but then one of the dancers fell down and I pointed and laughed so hard I sharted
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Just like twitter, bluesky is also the media, except it’s mostly breaking news about our buttholes.
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𝙻𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 @lickyourstein.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Never underestimate the value of a well placed… “but Daddy?!… please?!”
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hey. You’re funny. I like you. We should be friends and never hang out but send memes
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Women are like cops. They do not like being told to calm down
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𝙻𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 @lickyourstein.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I assure you, even though I know it’s not relatable, dating in an open marriage is fucking hilarious.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
him (a man of wealth and taste): please allow me to introduce myself. me (puzzled by the nature of his game): woo woo
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
this is my cause. these are my skeets.
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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I met my husband on twitter so I’m really hoping I can find some new family members on this site.
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Does anyone need an unhinged reply girl? Will work for memes
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Damn, boy. Are you a bean bag chair? Because I’m never going to get off.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
you either die a hero or you live long enough to get run over in a Trader Joe’s parking lot
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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Your secret is safe with me as long as it’s boring
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
thank you for your heartfelt story that is tangentially related to my skeet about dildos
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𝙻𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚒𝚗 @lickyourstein.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Sometimes, when you’re full of anxiety and existential dread, and someone chooses to love you, it’s hard not to make that person the center of your universe. You know it’s dangerous, but you can’t help yourself.
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Tired of being angry and angry about being tired.
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Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
Stay off the internet people. You’re embarrassing yourselves.
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e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
criminal record? you mean my lore?
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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
hate it when I finally get on the local news and then they pixelate my junk.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
Cat got my tongue and eyes and nose and it's running around with my face saying "how do you do" to the neighbours in its most unsettling version of my whisper.
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saja 🥀🖤 @saja.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
establish dominance at your meeting by casually eating a rotisserie chicken like a hand fruit
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
In hell your dog dresses you up in goofy outfits.
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Just eradicated a small village with my dad sneeze. I'm not proud.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference between a joke and an earnest post.
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