Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026In honor of Mardi Gras season, this week’s recipe: Muffuletta Fritata 030
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Cooking a Louisiana dish at least once a week for the next 6 weeks. Tonight: “shrimp stuffed Milton’s” Cuzmedia.tenor.coma mardi gras greeting card with a woman in a carnival maskALT: a mardi gras greeting card with a woman in a carnival mask 020
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026As soon as I hear someone say “maybe you should” … my inner demon stirs👿 150
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026true confessions: I ate half of a chocolate bar while doing my sit ups today. It was dark chocolate which is better for you. 172
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Childhood was a lie. I’ve never had to stop drop and roll. And I’ve never encountered any quicksand. 🤨 050
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 02/07/2025It’s a special kind of sin to let a good love die ~chance pena 020
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 29/03/2025You’d think I’d have a million fucks in the bank the way I give them out. I give a fuck way too often. Gotta ration. 140
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Either Alexa is a dumb ass or my level of questioning is superior. Why is she always “ I am not quite sure how to help you with that”. gtfoh 000
Reposted by JezebelAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 22/03/2025a scowling thick-muscled peach with brass knuckles wearing a t-shirt that says ‘bruiser’ 47429
Reposted by JezebelNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Housing is so expensive. I'm going to move into a giant peach. 3958386
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 22/03/2025What the “peach” is going on here today? Did I miss a Bluesky quirky peach post somewhere? 000
Reposted by JezebelCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 08/07/2024An insomnialier who recommends the perfect worries for keeping you up at night 421182
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 05/03/2025He heard people are seeking asylum in America. So now he really thinks people are coming from asylums in Mexico. 😂😂😂 000
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Some days I used to feel like taking myself out. But now I gotta stick around for 4 years to see how this movie ends. 1182
Reposted by JezebelGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 17/02/2025At the Greenville Zoo, we care about our employees. That’s why at 5,500 followers, we’re going to start paying them. 419227
Reposted by JezebelNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 28/01/2025ok, hear me out instead of valentine’s day we get an extra halloween. 1327147
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Life is too crazy to drink out of boring wine glasses 0102
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 23/01/2025The “and justice for all” part of the pledge at school these days isn’t feeling too good 031
Reposted by JezebelJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us. 15607181
Reposted by JezebelF. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025This place is like the lobby of a psych ward except nobody wants to get better. 2227
Reposted by JezebelBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The early beaver gets the wood. 1822755
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 19/01/2025No more TikTok and I deleted my Facebook and instagram. I feel like I’m camping. 050
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Can we please retire the phrase: “Say it louder for the people in the back” 😖 250
Reposted by JezebelGod @thegodshow.com · 31/12/2024Hi, I’m God. I support diversity, equity and inclusion. I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation. Hope this helps, God 338168072123
Reposted by JezebelGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 29/12/2024ngl, kinda missing how chaotic, unhinged, dangerous and fun it was to tweet while under the influence at the other place, bsky sometimes feels like a country club with the same shitass cliques and rules, like someone about to drop a monocle in their tea cup 2919255
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I love and appreciate your pronouns. ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜 But tell me… what are your adjectives? 020
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 19/12/2024His new haircut looks like quesadilla grandma.media.tenor.coma woman in a yellow shirt is crying in a kitchen while holding a plate of food .ALT: a woman in a yellow shirt is crying in a kitchen while holding a plate of food . 020
Reposted by JezebelCraig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 02/12/2024♫♪ He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, Close your blinds for goodness' sake ♪♫ 16312
Reposted by JezebelCosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Today's vibe is nudist colony. 042
Reposted by Jezebel🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch football. 59821
Reposted by JezebelSpooky Amy 🦇 @amythehobbitplays.bsky.social · 08/11/2024To those who disagree, unfollow or block me. And also, fuck you! I’m a safe space, always have been, always will be 🏳️🌈 27434
Reposted by Jezebelsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024almost time to put out my skeleton nativity scene 824360
Reposted by Jezebelmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2024call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving 1198445825
Reposted by JezebelS🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Welcome to your 50's. You're now too old for young people and too young for old people 41563131
Reposted by JezebelIndy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 25/11/2024seems everybody joined bluesky to get away from an abusive X 1206
Reposted by JezebelSkeet To the Void @thevoid.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Being born without consent should be a crime. There is no way I would have agreed to exist. 33812
Reposted by JezebelTrisarahjtops @trisarahjtops.bsky.social · 10/07/2023Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. That is a separate choice, which I've also made. 111344336
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Going to use my tax refund to buy non perishables before Jan 20 to last me through 2028. Anyone know the shelf life of strawberry Pop Tarts? 030
Reposted by JezebelGod @thegodshow.com · 22/11/2024Hi, I’m God. Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare. Love, God 1362480465165
Reposted by JezebelLauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 21/11/2024If you also struggle with hating your own brain, have you heard of Ren yet? I sob every time I see this because I’ve never had someone get it and be able to express it so clearly (while also being a musical genius) 2614031
