Reposted by Unimon-EMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” How an Archeologist changed KURT VONNEGUT’s life. 561619596
Reposted by Unimon-EKnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My flabber just doesn’t gast like it used to 18233
Reposted by Unimon-Esweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna 924563
Reposted by Unimon-EJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026posts doing numbers are good but have you ever gotten 340 likes on a reply 463135
Reposted by Unimon-EMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’d let you test to see if I’m cake 718570
Reposted by Unimon-EGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven 2926567
Reposted by Unimon-EGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you 11567441181
Reposted by Unimon-EKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Kidnapper: get in the car! Me: shotgun! 313648
Reposted by Unimon-E @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026if any of you are secretly in love with me, you have to tell me. 4128
Reposted by Unimon-Erebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm not hitting on you I just can't shut the fuck up 012837
Reposted by Unimon-Estefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026fishing is just slot machines for outdoor people 225477
Unimon-E @letstwist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Strange is the stream and strange is the boat, they don't follow up according your hope Evening is in man, morning is blowing, from evening to morning the man is rowing From evening to morning is nocturnal floating, if you can trust, you can keep on going 020
Reposted by Unimon-EMia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 'I hear the approaching thunder that, one day, will destroy us too. I feel the suffering of millions. And yet, when I look up at the sky, I somehow feel that everything will change for the better, that this cruelty too shall end, that peace and tranquility will return once more.' — Anne Frank 13346731376
Reposted by Unimon-ELuca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc... 448112503441
Reposted by Unimon-EViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Almost crashed the car last night while getting a blowjob. Next time I’m driving 221337
Reposted by Unimon-ETrickortreat Petunia @sweetpetunia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This too shall pass but holy shit you guys 16423
Reposted by Unimon-E🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 19/09/2026fuck you but tell the horse you rode in on that it was really nice to see him again 117639
Reposted by Unimon-Esweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026seductively unzips my hazmat suit to reveal another hazmat suit 16488125
Reposted by Unimon-E🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This post is at 69 likes 2614
Reposted by Unimon-E🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026posting about cumming and getting followed by a mayor 4646
Reposted by Unimon-ESkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Making it weird is my factory setting 213659
Reposted by Unimon-EJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Skeet like nobody's stalking. 010556
Unimon-E @letstwist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you think my jokes are bad, you should see some of my life choices 03112
Reposted by Unimon-EViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The average human only uses 10% of their rizz 626057
Reposted by Unimon-EThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is the most masculine video on the internet right now 336185325067
Reposted by Unimon-EKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you start out by saying “this is going to sound weird,” you’ll get my full attention 4264106
Reposted by Unimon-Echris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026In this house we practice kindness and ritual sacrifice. 821589
Reposted by Unimon-ESalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can learn a lot from people who don’t say much 19282104
Reposted by Unimon-ESkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026nobody gets me better than a dog tilting its head trying to understand 320261
Reposted by Unimon-EHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent. 253376488
Reposted by Unimon-EDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i was just following my dreams, your honor 18638
Reposted by Unimon-EMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026oh look they named a bar after you 111557
Reposted by Unimon-EDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This can't be right. *looking at my life* 17637
Unimon-E @letstwist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026youtu.be/VuWupV3_kFM?...youtu.beRozzie - The Logical Song (Supertramp cover)YouTube video by Rozzie 010
Reposted by Unimon-EMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Losing weight by getting things off my chest. 213247
Unimon-E @letstwist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m somewhat of an experimental traditionalist myself 020
Reposted by Unimon-EBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Porch geese have never mattered more. 87625
Reposted by Unimon-ERead Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Today is a low spoons day. 181
Reposted by Unimon-EOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I hate when my algorithm knows I’m going through it before I do 117627
Reposted by Unimon-EViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Getting death threats on the anime message board for saying I like normal boobs 610313
Reposted by Unimon-ECanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“I don’t do this ever” He said, every time he did that. 36124
Reposted by Unimon-ESarah LuAnn Perkins @sarahluann.bsky.social · 18/08/2026New first draft, new post it note motivation. 1309
Reposted by Unimon-ESable, Final Girl 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 20/04/2026telling her I'm sorry for being white after I fuck her and she becomes a dog girl 730127
Reposted by Unimon-EAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the incredible lightness of being john malkovich 1192
Reposted by Unimon-E🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13/09/2026dammit people I need you to POST HARDER 2815351
Reposted by Unimon-EViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It’s like my mom used to say: “Distract the security guard” 235173