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Statue in the Sun for some Mountain on the moon for others 🔞

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” How an Archeologist changed KURT VONNEGUT’s life.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My flabber just doesn’t gast like it used to
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
posts doing numbers are good but have you ever gotten 340 likes on a reply
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d let you test to see if I’m cake
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“taste the meat, not the heat” i whisper as i stick my dick into the toaster oven
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kidnapper: get in the car! Me: shotgun!
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‎ @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026
if any of you are secretly in love with me, you have to tell me.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not hitting on you I just can't shut the fuck up
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fishing is just slot machines for outdoor people
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Unimon-E @letstwist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Strange is the stream and strange is the boat, they don't follow up according your hope Evening is in man, morning is blowing, from evening to morning the man is rowing From evening to morning is nocturnal floating, if you can trust, you can keep on going
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Mia Farrow @miafarrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
'I hear the approaching thunder that, one day, will destroy us too. I feel the suffering of millions. And yet, when I look up at the sky, I somehow feel that everything will change for the better, that this cruelty too shall end, that peace and tranquility will return once more.' — Anne Frank
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Dropped the hot; just a mess
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Almost crashed the car last night while getting a blowjob. Next time I’m driving
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Trickortreat Petunia @sweetpetunia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This too shall pass but holy shit you guys
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
fuck you but tell the horse you rode in on that it was really nice to see him again
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
seductively unzips my hazmat suit to reveal another hazmat suit
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This post is at 69 likes
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
posting about cumming and getting followed by a mayor
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Making it weird is my factory setting
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Skeet like nobody's stalking.
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Unimon-E @letstwist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you think my jokes are bad, you should see some of my life choices
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The average human only uses 10% of their rizz
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you start out by saying “this is going to sound weird,” you’ll get my full attention
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In this house we practice kindness and ritual sacrifice.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can learn a lot from people who don’t say much
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
nobody gets me better than a dog tilting its head trying to understand
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i was just following my dreams, your honor
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oh look they named a bar after you
a black and red sign for a bar called Good Girl
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This can't be right. *looking at my life*
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Unimon-E @letstwist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
youtu.be/VuWupV3_kFM?...
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Rozzie - The Logical Song (Supertramp cover)
YouTube video by Rozzie
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Losing weight by getting things off my chest.
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Unimon-E @letstwist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m somewhat of an experimental traditionalist myself
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Porch geese have never mattered more.
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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today is a low spoons day.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate when my algorithm knows I’m going through it before I do
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Getting death threats on the anime message board for saying I like normal boobs
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“I don’t do this ever” He said, every time he did that.
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Sarah LuAnn Perkins @sarahluann.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
New first draft, new post it note motivation.
Post it note with written text reading “you have to want to do it badly enough to be willing to do it badly” below is a signature SarahLuAnnArt
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
telling her I'm sorry for being white after I fuck her and she becomes a dog girl
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the incredible lightness of being john malkovich
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13/09/2026
dammit people I need you to POST HARDER
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s like my mom used to say: “Distract the security guard”
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