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His Name Was Dantron

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18h
man, everybody knows who you are and we know that you know what's gonna happen after you publish her identity, cause you're in group chats with people who are gonna do it. the ship has sailed on your Intrepid Reporter act. you're a scumbag just like all your friends. stop being a coward and admit it
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Know the Bluesky Posting Rules
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's one of the big fucking robots from Robocop pointing its gun at you with the text:
Unexpected item in bagging area
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You: McAfee is ruining game day! ESPN: you wanna see ruining game day? Ted Cruz: hi guys...
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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alex krokus @alexkrokus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
comic from last year that I never posted
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
charlie kirk mission
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
gwok, do a vuwgawr woast
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nor will it end at ethnic cleansing. A machine built to eat people will keep eating people. Those who run it will always find a new category of unwanted humans.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
op-ed columnists should have to submit to an annual quiz of some basic facts about the world and be fired if they fail
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His Name Was Dantron @kobayashimaru.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Turns out a couple few days after some “historic rains” you should trust your “I def think I can get another half-pass on the hill before getting out the push mower”
Riding mower not “stuck” but it’s too slick to get its own ass off of the slope before sliding into the ditch on its own.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BITCH!!!!!!!!
ugly fucking cybertruck with hippie shit all over it and the license plate GRLBOS
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Was the killing of Brian Thompson a crime? That’s the question that is being asked—demanded, even—in the halls of power and corridors of justice and on the platforms of influence. Answer: It was. The question never asked is, what type of crime was his life? www.the-reframe.com/peaceful-sol...
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Peaceful Solutions
On respectable and profitable human-suffering engines, the murder of a CEO, propriety in a land where life has been cheapened, and some good news for those who seek peaceful solutions.
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His Name Was Dantron @kobayashimaru.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pork ain’t gonna pull itself.
Pork butt all seasoned upWSK coming up to tempPork butt at about 190f.Pulled pork with fat removed as much as possible, cut and lightly sauced in a storage container.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Baby food article for fucking morons but this part in particular. COPS ARE NOT WORKERS.
 
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	The DSA wants to “disempower police unions”. (Some workers, as ever, are more equal than others.) The ultimate aim is “fully abolishing the police”. There would be no Department of War. The group also calls for race reparations and an end to visa caps. Some DSA candidates have de-emphasised these ideas in favour of economic populism. Zohran Mamdani is one. In a presidential race, however, no one could survive even tangential association with this cultural prospectus. The Republican attack ad writes itself. It would gloss over the tax-the-rich stuff, which after all polls well, highlight instead the police-bashing, and that would be that.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's always the Blowjob Brothers telling each other "exactly"
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 09/08/2026
Scifi in the front, Fantasy in the back
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actually… im astrid @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
airplane stewardess: the pilot has collapsed! does anyone know how to fly a plane? tech bro: i do. *in the cockpit* tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane grok: have you tried killing yourself
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His Name Was Dantron @kobayashimaru.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I wanna knock over that dumbass robot at Kroger that gets in my way
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do!
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm gonna need Mears to nail these fuckers to the wall when they're found
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
hand brandishing a hammer
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
We did a bunch of 9/11s to Iran and expected the response of the Iranian peopke to be the exact opposite of us after 9/11.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
please open your prayerbooks to Eucharistic Prayer Form D
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Jude Law's Iconic Wink as The Young Pope
ALT: Jude Law's Iconic Wink as The Young Pope
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The USA has been woefully behind in closing the diarrhea gap. RFK Jr is here with bold solutions and I applaud him for it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
woke: national hot dog day bespoke:
the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I love you too Robocop
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The Republican Party is not our enemy because we intend to kill them, but because they intend to kill us--and already have killed a great many of us. Your friendship ought not to have survived that; it is to your great discredit that it did. Our anger, born of discouragement, is real and abiding.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
when you tell us that the people who murdered comity and civility—who are trying to kill and rob and enslave us—are actually your dear friends, you don’t create civility, but despair; we see you don’t actually believe the danger is real, can’t be trusted to fight the battle that needs to be fought.
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cathy Rutherford tells a journalist that the late Margaret Thatcher did “not a bit of good” and says “ i'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back”
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/07/2026
✅
'Don't Be Like Obama. Be Like Reagan': Sen.
Lindsey Graham
Tells CBN Why
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Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Glad I stayed up late because cool things happen when you stay up late 😎
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 12/07/2026
It is funny when people with shitty political views die

Strongly Agree
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fred Willard playing the goofy funeral music in I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 12/07/2026
Stockton Rush inside the Titan Submersible showing off the Xbox controller with the pausa de hidratación logo
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.
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Former Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He's getting sucked off
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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Truther_Dare @truther-dare.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
She killed her two kids so she could blame their deaths on vaccines. These are the people the democrats want to reach out to.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
wtf
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