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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム

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Now I am talking about your 50,000 watt intensive care unit, babies! So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight, Doctor. I can take it." I almost forgot, fellow babies: BOOGER! Chalupas and Batmen.

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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 6h
You know, Jackass was dumb and juvenile. But they'd put a bottle rocket up their ass then get laid. Now, the equivalent guys have a diagram of how the uterus draws blood from the brain on YouTube then complain about how their penis hurts after 3 hours of jerking off to anime.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 7h
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 8h
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The League: Yobagoya Scream
ALT: The League: Yobagoya Scream
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 8h
Mike Bailey Sucks donkey balls
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 10h
Lanterns has a whole lot of talking in the finale.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 12h
I believe Ryan Rua had the most value for Texas from this draft. (Kyle Hendricks, Carl Edwards and Nick Martinez are good players, but not for Texas and were traded poorly.)
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 12h
Travis Kelce.... and everyone else who can look at more than the top 10.... disagrees wtih this.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 12h
Lane Johnson only had a 13 year NFL career. You don't get credit for the 14 games suspended for performance enhancing drugs.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 13h
Internet won't let Mike Irvin go to a Miami game without talking about cocaine, but Lane Johnson got suspended two times, two times, for PEDs and we're acting like he's Joe Thomas? No sir.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 13h
Lane Johnson had to step away for "mental health." Unless I hear otherwise, I'm assuming that means he's stepping away because he was suffering from Roid Rage being back on the juice.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 13h
That's the best flowing intersection I've ever seen in all of the Atlanta Metro.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 14h
The hate I have for the last few seasons of Son's of Anarchy.....
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 19h
Reminder as the Cowboys get to the easy part of the schedule with Houston, Philly, Tampa and the Pack.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 19h
People Today: They barely beat 0-3 Houston! People in June: Travelling to Houston and that Defense after getting back from Rio? That's a loss. No chance. It's OK to say we don't know shit!
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah, well, I spent NINETEEN days in Heaven. Please book me for your morning show.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 19h
Friday 7am: Phone Bricks itself Friday 5pm: I give up recovery efforts, order a phone. Sunday: All day the fucking delivery doesn't happen. Monday 6pm: I figure out how to access my account and get into the new phone. Monday 10pm: Order a different phone
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Ted Nguyen @tednguyen.bsky.social · 20h
Week 4 Film Review ▫️Mims & Guyton reaching their high ceilings ▫️Why you can't play man on SF ▫️Let Travis Hunter be a lockdown CB! ▫️True No. 1's make a huge difference for BAL, LVR, HOU www.nytimes.com/athletic/art...
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NFL Week 4 film review: Amarius Mims, Tyler Guyton, Travis Hunter rising toward stardom
Also, how the 49ers offense keeps excelling despite injuries and No. 1 receivers show why they're so important around the league.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Brits heard one of the teams was racist against Indians ...
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Barkley will be back for the Dallas game. Hamstrings heal for Dallas.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't like Nacua. At all. But he needs to look to Earl Thomas about playing while not having the bag secured:
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is Lamb getting so much run vs Pickens because the teams are deciding "we would have to give up 3 catches for 20 yards instead of Pickens for 60 on one play?" So the safety and help is going deep, and then Lamb has less attention. Can they change? If they do, Dak and them sort it out.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I once mused that Levi's mind worked like a car after my dad fixed it. There were parts left over when it got put together, but it still worked anyway. Those parts the rest of the brains/cars have must not be that important. This is example 419,321.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Last week: The Giants did it, the Ravens did it. They find something that works and keep going until you stop it. Why don't the cowboys do this? This week: Fuck it, Ceedee down there somewhere. I want you guys to recognize this like you got mad last time.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did Roger Ailes dick poke her in the medulla oblongata?
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, shit. I forgot. Did you know that the Texans had their big "25th anniversary party" yesterday? They were celebrating their biggest win of all time, beating a Dave Campo Dallas Team. What a fucking poverty franchise.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Antoine Winfield going to be out of the Dallas game for Tampa.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not here to debate the most innovative country moniker. I'm just here to say "Train Technology" isn't the marker of innovation in any country. How's our sundial technology? No one in the US is attacking the pants closure space. Fucking zippers? That's what we've got?
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peacock For the Playoffs People: Disclosure Day hits on Friday
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today is the last day to register to vote. Unless you turned 18 in the last 6 months, if you haven't bothered to register before now, please don't. You will choose poorly.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My standard punishment for my son has been to take his phone for a few days. Going from 10/2 through 10/5 when there was a WEEKEND when I was HOME with FOOTBALL has been AWFUL. I'm going to switch to hitting him with a belt to stop being cruel and unusual.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did Houston score 30? Yes. Did the defense give up 30? No. 6 of that is on Schotty and Special Teams. They gave up 24.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ceedee Lamb: 189 Yards Philadelphia Eagles: 172 yards
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
4th quarter: Ferg catches the 4th, next down, Dak goes honey hole to 88, and I'm like 'why did you break it back in?' instead of going OOB. But then Ryans takes the timeout. If he had gone OOB, maybe HOU has a timeout to use on offense. Ryans using all 3 on D is questionable.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If TJ Bass had been better, I'd really think about asking Smith to play RT. But if I get Tyler back at LG, I'm going to at least know I can be a left-handed offense.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's "The way we want to play defense." Confusing coverages, rotating players at the snap, getting home with 4. Then there's "The way we have to play defense." Sending four isn't getting home. 25 needs less help than others. It's October. Time to adjust with what you have.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The weird thing is he DID have a turnover but the NFL said he WANTED to throw it forward. And that's one of the wins!
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So I'm on Day 4 of no telephone. KRLD comes over the XM. They're down a guy, so maybe unfair to judge but the number of times they were like "When it happened, I tweeted..." or "He sent it to us to tweet out..." was far too high for major market radio.
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MJF's 'Mid' Meme in AEW
ALT: MJF's 'Mid' Meme in AEW
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tet is trying to do a Ceedee Impression.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Men know exactly how angry women are: Not that much. "Women will...." it's time for "I will..." what are YOU doing? Posting through it? Run for school board. Canvas.... posting ain't it.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As an adult I've learned that this was way more universal than I thought. 60 minutes meant if I hurried I could get my bath/shower before the simpsons. Then my first bit of agency as a child was when I got to watch the George Michael Sports Machine at 10:35 instead of in bed at 9pm.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Son: Isn't that the worst thing you can dislocate? Adam: Ask Cobie Durant Him: yeah...
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Adam Schefter ... Mirror @adamscheftermirror.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NFL referee Adrian Hill had a strong reaction when Vikings LB Eric Wilson offered to help him up after their inadvertent collision. (📺 FOX) Original post
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/PZnQABn-FKs?... If Jets kid had spent the last three decades on drugs and akahol
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“I Hate This Team” Full Video Jets kid
YouTube video by The D’Andre Way
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man invented a whole ass word
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eagle Goals
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm on no sleep, Jerry. No sleep. 5:30ish in bed after the race. Up at 10:30. But.....sports.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Schotty challenged an incomplete pass that was incomplete, the NFL said "no, it's cool, just because it moved doesn't mean it moved."
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did we see Revel at all today? I assume he played the last 2 downs, but did he get in at all? Ready was there all day in the slot with Hooker and Downs at Safety (Downs... didn't look great)
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If we look at Pickens as just 2 catches, we're missing some important shit. He drew 2 penalties in the endzone.
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