FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 6hYou know, Jackass was dumb and juvenile. But they'd put a bottle rocket up their ass then get laid. Now, the equivalent guys have a diagram of how the uterus draws blood from the brain on YouTube then complain about how their penis hurts after 3 hours of jerking off to anime. 110
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 8hstatic.klipy.comThe League: Yobagoya ScreamALT: The League: Yobagoya Scream 220
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 8hMike Bailey Sucks donkey balls 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 10hLanterns has a whole lot of talking in the finale. 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 12hI believe Ryan Rua had the most value for Texas from this draft. (Kyle Hendricks, Carl Edwards and Nick Martinez are good players, but not for Texas and were traded poorly.) 210
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 12hTravis Kelce.... and everyone else who can look at more than the top 10.... disagrees wtih this. 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 12hLane Johnson only had a 13 year NFL career. You don't get credit for the 14 games suspended for performance enhancing drugs. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 13hInternet won't let Mike Irvin go to a Miami game without talking about cocaine, but Lane Johnson got suspended two times, two times, for PEDs and we're acting like he's Joe Thomas? No sir. 200
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 13hLane Johnson had to step away for "mental health." Unless I hear otherwise, I'm assuming that means he's stepping away because he was suffering from Roid Rage being back on the juice. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 13hThat's the best flowing intersection I've ever seen in all of the Atlanta Metro. 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 14hThe hate I have for the last few seasons of Son's of Anarchy..... 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 19hReminder as the Cowboys get to the easy part of the schedule with Houston, Philly, Tampa and the Pack. 100
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 19hPeople Today: They barely beat 0-3 Houston! People in June: Travelling to Houston and that Defense after getting back from Rio? That's a loss. No chance. It's OK to say we don't know shit! 130
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 19hYeah, well, I spent NINETEEN days in Heaven. Please book me for your morning show. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 19hFriday 7am: Phone Bricks itself Friday 5pm: I give up recovery efforts, order a phone. Sunday: All day the fucking delivery doesn't happen. Monday 6pm: I figure out how to access my account and get into the new phone. Monday 10pm: Order a different phone 300
Reposted by FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダムTed Nguyen @tednguyen.bsky.social · 20hWeek 4 Film Review ▫️Mims & Guyton reaching their high ceilings ▫️Why you can't play man on SF ▫️Let Travis Hunter be a lockdown CB! ▫️True No. 1's make a huge difference for BAL, LVR, HOU www.nytimes.com/athletic/art...nytimes.comNFL Week 4 film review: Amarius Mims, Tyler Guyton, Travis Hunter rising toward stardomAlso, how the 49ers offense keeps excelling despite injuries and No. 1 receivers show why they're so important around the league. 051
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Brits heard one of the teams was racist against Indians ... 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Barkley will be back for the Dallas game. Hamstrings heal for Dallas. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't like Nacua. At all. But he needs to look to Earl Thomas about playing while not having the bag secured: 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is Lamb getting so much run vs Pickens because the teams are deciding "we would have to give up 3 catches for 20 yards instead of Pickens for 60 on one play?" So the safety and help is going deep, and then Lamb has less attention. Can they change? If they do, Dak and them sort it out. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I once mused that Levi's mind worked like a car after my dad fixed it. There were parts left over when it got put together, but it still worked anyway. Those parts the rest of the brains/cars have must not be that important. This is example 419,321. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Last week: The Giants did it, the Ravens did it. They find something that works and keep going until you stop it. Why don't the cowboys do this? This week: Fuck it, Ceedee down there somewhere. I want you guys to recognize this like you got mad last time. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Did Roger Ailes dick poke her in the medulla oblongata? 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, shit. I forgot. Did you know that the Texans had their big "25th anniversary party" yesterday? They were celebrating their biggest win of all time, beating a Dave Campo Dallas Team. What a fucking poverty franchise. 030
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Antoine Winfield going to be out of the Dallas game for Tampa. 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm not here to debate the most innovative country moniker. I'm just here to say "Train Technology" isn't the marker of innovation in any country. How's our sundial technology? No one in the US is attacking the pants closure space. Fucking zippers? That's what we've got? 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Peacock For the Playoffs People: Disclosure Day hits on Friday 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today is the last day to register to vote. Unless you turned 18 in the last 6 months, if you haven't bothered to register before now, please don't. You will choose poorly. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My standard punishment for my son has been to take his phone for a few days. Going from 10/2 through 10/5 when there was a WEEKEND when I was HOME with FOOTBALL has been AWFUL. I'm going to switch to hitting him with a belt to stop being cruel and unusual. 110
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Did Houston score 30? Yes. Did the defense give up 30? No. 6 of that is on Schotty and Special Teams. They gave up 24. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ceedee Lamb: 189 Yards Philadelphia Eagles: 172 yards 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/20264th quarter: Ferg catches the 4th, next down, Dak goes honey hole to 88, and I'm like 'why did you break it back in?' instead of going OOB. But then Ryans takes the timeout. If he had gone OOB, maybe HOU has a timeout to use on offense. Ryans using all 3 on D is questionable. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If TJ Bass had been better, I'd really think about asking Smith to play RT. But if I get Tyler back at LG, I'm going to at least know I can be a left-handed offense. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There's "The way we want to play defense." Confusing coverages, rotating players at the snap, getting home with 4. Then there's "The way we have to play defense." Sending four isn't getting home. 25 needs less help than others. It's October. Time to adjust with what you have. 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The weird thing is he DID have a turnover but the NFL said he WANTED to throw it forward. And that's one of the wins! 120
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So I'm on Day 4 of no telephone. KRLD comes over the XM. They're down a guy, so maybe unfair to judge but the number of times they were like "When it happened, I tweeted..." or "He sent it to us to tweet out..." was far too high for major market radio.static.klipy.comMJF's 'Mid' Meme in AEWALT: MJF's 'Mid' Meme in AEW 200
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tet is trying to do a Ceedee Impression. 020
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Men know exactly how angry women are: Not that much. "Women will...." it's time for "I will..." what are YOU doing? Posting through it? Run for school board. Canvas.... posting ain't it. 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As an adult I've learned that this was way more universal than I thought. 60 minutes meant if I hurried I could get my bath/shower before the simpsons. Then my first bit of agency as a child was when I got to watch the George Michael Sports Machine at 10:35 instead of in bed at 9pm. 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Son: Isn't that the worst thing you can dislocate? Adam: Ask Cobie Durant Him: yeah... 120
Reposted by FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダムAdam Schefter ... Mirror @adamscheftermirror.bsky.social · 05/10/2026NFL referee Adrian Hill had a strong reaction when Vikings LB Eric Wilson offered to help him up after their inadvertent collision. (📺 FOX) Original post 082
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026youtu.be/PZnQABn-FKs?... If Jets kid had spent the last three decades on drugs and akaholyoutu.be“I Hate This Team” Full Video Jets kidYouTube video by The D’Andre Way 000
Reposted by FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダムWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My man invented a whole ass word 1522829
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm on no sleep, Jerry. No sleep. 5:30ish in bed after the race. Up at 10:30. But.....sports. 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Schotty challenged an incomplete pass that was incomplete, the NFL said "no, it's cool, just because it moved doesn't mean it moved." 010
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Did we see Revel at all today? I assume he played the last 2 downs, but did he get in at all? Ready was there all day in the slot with Hooker and Downs at Safety (Downs... didn't look great) 000
FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If we look at Pickens as just 2 catches, we're missing some important shit. He drew 2 penalties in the endzone. 240