Reposted by Pine CellarCellar Dweller @pinecellardoor.bsky.social · 2hIt’s world pole dancing day!!! Go tip a stripper big today! 141
Reposted by Pine CellarCrispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic 362275654
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 3hI bought some ube creamer from chobani and I’m so glad I did. Hate it’s only a Halloween thing though because it’s a “spooky” color 0181
Reposted by Pine CellarGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17hMe talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met 161022222
Reposted by Pine CellarULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23hHappy National Coffee Day 9349113
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 23hAi that gets it done. What is “it” you ask? Why, having you take yourself you out… one sad lonely person at a time… 0150
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Siri please remind me that my boobies may be small but they point towards my goals which are surprisingly still ahead of me rather than towards the ground 0272
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gonna brag that I scored big gf points tonight by taking care of my poor man who was shivering and sweating from the Covid vaccine I really like being needed. It’s a nice change 2370
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you’re a white middle aged man and you grow a longer beard, you have to either become a cool dad with tons of tats who dresses up as a princess with his little daughter or you have to become completely insane Unfortunately wizard is no longer an option 4160
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The best revenge (on yourself) is begging your ex for a second (or third) chance and going “please, please, please” while ugly crying and snotting on yourself like a kid having a temper tantrum 1170
Reposted by Pine CellarCellar Dweller @pinecellardoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Stiff but not bad for learning it in 5 minutes 1181
Reposted by Pine CellarCellar Dweller @pinecellardoor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Waiting for the rain while fumbling through some pole 2251
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Time to get a gallery wall up. First butcher paper templates 071
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Get yourself a man who buys you a Toto washlet bidet during a Costco run 280
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me and the internet when I first discovered my kinks as a teenager reading a sailor moon fanfic where a character is tied up and tortured 190
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m getting a new dishwasher today and I’m almost as stupidly excited about it as I was when I got my washer/dryer fixed 0141
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anybody posting through it on here rn? I need some cheering up 5150
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Part of me wants to go on X, make an account, and say “Today we honor Asian Americans who’ve made a difference, like Sara Lee, Baker, who despite rampant anti Asian racism, we can say that nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee” just to see what happens 2160
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(Me looking at my phone whilst doing some midnight cleaning): “Mom’s in the hospital again for sepsis. Also dad told me she has two clitorises” 7443
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s finally soup season, just ignore that weird worm of sour cream and my terrible plating. I was hungry and didn’t give a shit about order of toppings 2280
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wired: a million pics of your cat in your phone High Wired: this 1295
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026To quote the philosopher OKJAHRA, “i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!” 2280
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So it’s Beowulf but Grendel and Beowulf are starcrossed lovers? 170
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why RFK Jr hasn’t gotten rabies yet is beyond me as he eats roadkill like a damn carrion bird 4211
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today I learned that “Imma sweepy widdle baby who can’t sit though a bowing twial” isn’t a valid excuse to get out of jury duty in the District of Columbia even when written in Crayola crayon 4231
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me when I come home high and I feel like my cat and I have a deep spiritual bond and I’m sure he feels the same 1271
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think I’m at a point considering everything that has happened where “I hope you have the day you deserve” isn’t enough anymore. I’m telling horrible people straight faced “I hope your life is hell and you live a long life in the hell you deeply deserve for what you’ve done.” 1341
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I love when men say “if I was a hot woman, I’d take over the world.” Haha not if the world takes you down first, sweetheart, usually by the age of 16 at the latest 1313
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hey do y’all remember that Futurama where Bender became pharaoh of some ancient Egyptian planet and had this massive statue built of himself that bellowed “REMEMBER ME” over and over and shot deadly lasers out of its eyes? Yeah this is like that but even dumber 0151
Reposted by Pine CellarCellar Dweller @pinecellardoor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Slowly but surely I’m gonna get a true deadlift handspring (ignore the bug bite on my back) 1163
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Follow your dreams unless said dream is the Hamburgler screaming at you to get off the chin up bar because you’re too weak and you wake up crying and confused 1150
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yall can hate but I enjoy an elder who signs their teams messages Brightens my day in the endless, soulless capitalist machine 1160
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don’t like this. I don’t like this at ALL (looks off into the distance remembering all the hours spent on SNES ROMs) 3141
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Such fucking bullshit. Oh well, at least he’s not sleeping on my silk one 0160
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Singing “Be a whore/Make ‘em cum” to the melody of “Be a clown/Make ‘em laugh” because I’m a creative person 190
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you had told me I would be this fucking cool in my early 40s, I would have never believed you in a million years 1411
