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Relapsed doomscroller. Occasional insightful and humorous comments. Prolific typos.

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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 5h
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Oct 1st 2026 (Tricky), in less than 12 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 7h
Superintendent: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
A MEMO THAT MAKES CLEAR IT IS LAWFUL FOR YOU TO JUST KILL PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THERE ARE DRUGS ON THE SAME BOAT?

Principal Skinner: yes

superintendent: May I see it?

Principal: no
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 8h
>>>>>>win first playoff series in 20 years
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 9h
Yall wanna see a duck army deployed into a field to eat bugs
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 9h
if you are a republican vp and you’re pulling the fire alarm about fucking idaho before the first day of october, you are in very, very bad shape
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 9h
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Popeleo Bobbert
Alt: Pope Leo waving.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 9h
byron donalds’s running mate gave a speech in spanish, got heckled for it and now the republicans on x the everything app want to deport him just in case y’all want to know how normal things are down here
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10h
Justice Kavanaugh, please explain to me — and Christa Pike— how this is an “interim” decision? Justice Barrett, please explain to us how this is merely a “preliminary” ruling?
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FWIW, I think a fuckup on this scale in time to wreck them electorally was *almost* inevitable from Day 1, precisely because this is the Special Birthday Boy presidency in which there are almost no limits on Trump's madness and every proposed policy disaster has a real shot at going all the way.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yup, absolutely. I think it’s wrong to treat the Iran War as simply one bad error that happened to the Trump Admin rather than the entirely logical consequence of the way it operates. If it wasn’t Iran, it would almost certainly have been something else
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 12h
Why is proof the challenge was successful a computer graphic? That’s alway driven me nuts about tennis line call system. Show me the video.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
alert the press -- Trump is conked out in the Oval Office again
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13h
I don't know, sure looks like an ideological clown speaking here.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 14h
To recap: three GOP-led states that wanted the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in order to "send abortion back to the states" are now asking the Court to strike down abortion protections in blue states
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 13h
Every Pete Hegseth speech just sounds like the worst kid in middle school fell asleep watching Patton and forgot he had to give a book report in English class the next day
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geri katz @gerikatz.bsky.social · 14h
Might as well light the Constitution on fire at this point.
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 14h
This man is doing more harm to the US military through screaming incompetence than most foreign adversaries could manage through the use of force.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 14h
BREAKING: Republican attorneys general from Louisiana, Alabama, and Arkansas have filed two sweeping lawsuits targeting dozens of providers who ship abortion pills—and the blue states that protect them.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 14h
As if voters didnt have enough motivating them to throw Republicans the fuck out of office
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 14h
At a minimum, I’d like to see the next Democratic Administration revoke Pete Hegseth’s security clearance, recall him to service and court martial him, and send him to the Hague.
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 14h
Hegseth has decided we should emulate the Russians in this meme.
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 14h
Is Pete just going to masturbate on stage for an hour?
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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 14h
"No one can possibly defeat my high T army" i scream, right before my entire unit gets vaporized by an enemy drone.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 14h
cry harder you drunk *HEGSETH: ANTI-AMERICAN, TREASONOUS US MEDIA UNDERMINES TROOPS
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 14h
The president is obese and lives off a diet of fast food.
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 14h
This a pep rally for Pete.
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 14h
Everyone (who is Secretary of Defense) Is 12
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 15h
The Ellisons gotta be so glad they paid $110 billion to buy this studio.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 16h
The Eric Schmitt meme with the Underpants gnome plan added "Phase 1: Collect Underpants, Phase 2: ?, Phase 3: Profit"
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Xeynon @xeynon.bsky.social · 17h
Ossoff - go after the corruption and self-dealing unapologetically and full bore Talarico - immigrants are good, actually Mamdani - basic day-to-day governing competence matters (as does messaging about it) There are lots of good examples for 2028 Dem candidates to emulate here.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 18h
I support this decision, Mr President 🫡 Fly very often, walk around a lot, speak for a long time, try lots of local food, drink and sporting activities 👍 Rest is for the weak 🙏
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19h
I assume the DNC is paying for this?
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 19h
I love the idea of Trump “working his ass off” for a month and seeing Republicans get crushed throughout the country on November 3rd.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 19h
“we just wanted to bomb the nuclear sites and murk the irgc commanders as a little treat, not start a war, which those could not possibly have done”
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bythepeople1863.bsky.social @bythepeople1863.bsky.social · 21h
The gist of the Jack Smith hearing was that Republicans will fabricate evidence to entrap opponents and they were upset that Jack Smith had the audacity to investigate Republicans in Congress for possibly abetting Trump's 1/6 insurrection, in other words for doing his job.
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Mike Redmond @mikeredmond.bsky.social · 20h
Over on the boomer site, Eric Schmitt is trying to recover from his Jack Smith rake-step by playing the super mature “heh check out this queer liking women’s basketball” card. To my shock and surprise, every comment is roasting Schmitt up and down. We’re going to win.
Eric Schmitt Facebook post: Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 20h
I'm sure Trump will be totally chill about this
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 20h
On the one hand, this person was incredibly naive, to put it lightly. On the other hand, you can see why all the narratives in 2024 about why hispanic voters would really love Trump's mass deportations were not gonna survive contact with reality.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 20h
jfc man, Republicans are gonna get absolutely waxed this year
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Russ @russ41.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 20h
Return
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 21h
How could I have known the racist ethnic cleansing campaign I support would affect anyone I know?
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 22h
This is an underrated point, I think. It’s been asymmetrically distributed across the federal workforce but places like the FBI, they’ve fired people simply for doing the jobs assigned to them, when they happen to be redressing Republican wrongdoing. One of the most corrosive things of all this.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m sorry, but i have to post this political ad
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah, that sounds like something the Antichrist would say.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23h
I didn’t believe it at first, either. (via David Sacks)
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 23h
jensen the only one with a signature that looks like it came from a goddamned adult
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 23h
God they really cannot hide how thirsty they are for a Republican win, can they?
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