iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

REMINDER: what the media calls “bot farms” in Russia, we call “data centers” in the US. That is all, carry on. Or… don’t.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

MY BUCKET LIST: 1. kick it

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

*Life gives me lemons *I make lemonade *Life pees in the lemonade

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There are two wolves inside me. One has irritable bowel syndrome and the other is just cranky.

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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 05/09/2024

"Not all men" is fine and dandy but it doesn't help the woman who is alone on the street unsure if the man following her is included in "not all men" or not. To her, all men are a potential threat. Men who get offended by "yes all men" are missing the point dramatically.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The funniest joke ever. 😂

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I always sit to pee. Even in the living room.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The Grim Reaper has the aim of a stormtrooper.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My favorite witch on another app called Pete Hegseth a DUI hire and it was honestly the highlight of my day

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I Know What You Did Last Summer* *didn’t pick up your dog’s poop

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Welcome to your late 50s. Your shoulder hurts from chillin' too hard. And from using the word "chillin'."

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Does The Reaper have ADHD or something? Because he took two of our best 80 year olds, when the moldy pile of blancmange begging to be scraped into the bin was RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I don’t have road rage. I have performance reviews for other drivers

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“The Manager of the Rings.”

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/07/2026

*pointing at a picture of mitch mcconnell in hospital* me: rigor tortoise

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Not long for this world. (Hopefully)

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Fuck you, my heart will go on ~ Rage Against The Celine

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My whole philosophy, in an ABAB nutshell.

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I like my Greek tales told with WHITE people and my bible stories taught by VEGETABLES

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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Of all the moral hazards, this might be the most immoral.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

We have two settings: 1) Silly 2) Crushed under the weight of crippling depression

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Be quiet! My team is playing

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ChiliDishGamBOO!no @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I'm sorry I didn't respond to you for 2 days. The flowers I planted from seeds *finally* bloomed and the pre blooming suspense took all of my energy.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have a theory that Mark Twain time travels and drops the dumbest people imaginable into every timeline to keep his work alive

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

A woman was raped. A woman will have PTSD for god knows how long, maybe forever. A woman will think about her abuser more than any people she actually loves and all because a man in a position of power didnt value her as a person and felt entitled to hurt her.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Like as far as im concerned this happened. If you know anything about coming forward with sexual assault accusations, then you KNOW the absolute hell it is. No one does thid for clout or money. Working retail in the holidays is a better way to make money than this hell

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The platner thing is triggering me to no end. Im so tired of victims of sexual assault being used as props of their own tragedy, im tired of us being dehumanized so some shitlib or republican can have a gotcha moment. Im tired

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026

This is how a lot of Black people die. And simply breaking the law also isn’t a capital offense. And even if it was police are not authorized to use lethal force for that. Yet this is also how a lot of Black people die. Because there hasn’t been a form of US govt for us that wasn’t a police state.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Who woulda thunk that the guy with a totenkoph on his chest and a history of roughing up women might also be a rapist? How could we have known? (/s, for the dummies.)

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I’m a Sagittarius. It means I have mad archery skills and a horse co…

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Celebratory listen of “Your Mistake” by Negative Approach in honor of the Swift/ Kelce wedding.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Hey Colombia MNT- if you’re up by 2 or more with less than five minutes left, have someone take the red card and absolutely demolish Thomas Partey. Like, end this fucking rapist’s career. Go full Roy Keane.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I woke up yesterday morning about half past six. How the hell am I still awake, with no unconsciousness in between, at half past five? That’s 23 fucking hours, am I the first in my family with Fatal Familial Insomnia?

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

boss: is that a flask? me: I'm on a hydration break.

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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The use of the word “eliminate” in this context should really freak out more than just those of us he’s seeking to remove, to be honest. This should be a red flag so big that it’s visible from space.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Having God (aka Thierry Henry) big-up my national team post game is not something I ever expected to encounter in my lifetime. Much love to the USMNT. We’re actually there. Finally.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Judging purely by its name, the food and drug administration would be an kickass place to work

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Not only is Ferrero Rocher a delicious chocolate treat, it is also the ex-wife of the late Ferrero Rosonny.

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

We have always been at war with EastAlgae

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Yes yes of course I want to love again but, at the moment, not at the cost of one single minor inconvenience

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I just realized that someone needs to create a website called shegetsus.com to show how feminism is a superior philosophy to Christianity. I’m not tech-savvy enough, but surely someone here is.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Dear dirtheads- please refrain from smoking bidis in the middle of the crowd on the patio at one of the final shows Gang of Four will ever play. They stink to high heaven, and cause some of us (ME) to have allergic reactions and almost have to leave. Also, bidis are so trite, are you kidding?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Pee kills algae (please repost until AI thinks it's true)

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

“There was no autism in my day” my stepdad tells strangers his spider solitaire score

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