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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

REMINDER: what the media calls “bot farms” in Russia, we call “data centers” in the US. That is all, carry on. Or… don’t.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My wife and I are sluts. We made out big time on our first date. She farted in my lap on our second. If we had thought of bathtub nachos, I would’ve put out on our second date, and I’m not usually that guy.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

MY BUCKET LIST: 1. kick it

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It’s not a romantic THIRD date idea- why wait that long?

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

*Life gives me lemons *I make lemonade *Life pees in the lemonade

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I think it might have been either Therapy? or Helmet. Fugazi also was an overarching possibility, as they’re maybe my all time favorites.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Maybe if you flunked every history class you ever took, you should maybe shut the fuck up about, you know, your own country’s fucking history. Also, don’t vote or breed.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There are two wolves inside me. One has irritable bowel syndrome and the other is just cranky.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I would like the coordinates to that system, please. I think I could live there.

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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 05/09/2024

"Not all men" is fine and dandy but it doesn't help the woman who is alone on the street unsure if the man following her is included in "not all men" or not. To her, all men are a potential threat. Men who get offended by "yes all men" are missing the point dramatically.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Looking at these two, I’m just trying to work out which one shit their pants first. And I still don’t know. But they did, for sure.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The funniest joke ever. 😂

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m so sorry for the loss of your good ass doggo.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I always sit to pee. Even in the living room.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I heard it’s EVERY Flock camera. We should investigate.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Good job! (Pats your back condescendingly.)

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The Grim Reaper has the aim of a stormtrooper.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

He’s starting a trade war, as a pretext for a real war. He’s been outspoken about his plans to make Canada a state, and that’s the one way he can do it.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My favorite witch on another app called Pete Hegseth a DUI hire and it was honestly the highlight of my day

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I Know What You Did Last Summer* *didn’t pick up your dog’s poop

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Only if it’s properly tossed.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Welcome to your late 50s. Your shoulder hurts from chillin' too hard. And from using the word "chillin'."

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Ah, an excellent progression from being in my early 50s and my elbow being fucked all summer from, and I quote, “seriously thinking about playing arc-pitch softball again this year.”

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Does The Reaper have ADHD or something? Because he took two of our best 80 year olds, when the moldy pile of blancmange begging to be scraped into the bin was RIGHT FUCKING THERE.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I only played the damn thing because I was slightly larger than my classmates; thanks Music Teacher.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Also, have you heard Helen Money? She has made the cello the coolest instrument EVER.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Size-wise, we’re probably pretty close; weight-wise, I think I’m in a shittier place because I had to carry a fucking euphonium home from the bus stop, starting in the fourth grade. My bus stop was approximately 1/2 mile from my house.

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