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Dave Knapp

@knappdave9.bsky.social

943 followers 906 following 1.1K posts

I have a sneaking suspicion that things are about to get really, really ugly. By which I mean, things have already gotten really, really ugly. Also- UP GUNNERS!

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

My whole philosophy, in an ABAB nutshell.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

It’s been a long, long time, but I’m about to get back on the dating apps.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Nuf said.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Perfect. No more followers, please.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Petition to rebrand Tesla Motors as “Smirking Cuntmobiles,” and to yeet their CEO into the fucking Sagittarius A* black hole? Pretty please?

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

This image tells us everything we need to know about the Trump administration. And what we therefore know is horrifying.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Okay, King Don Ew. I bet you also made a hole-in-one on every hole, too, right?

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Cutest sonofabitch ever. I’ll hear no debate.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

About eleven new STDs about to drop…

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Welp, I guess it’s time to delete all of my Alphabet apps…

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

The greatest paragraph in American literature, if you ask me. 224 years old, and spot on.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

My dude has some qualms. He’s probably correct about that.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Oh, but the Real Feel is NINE degrees. That makes it better.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

50.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

I fuckin’ hate Thanksgiving. (This is obviously a lie.)

An extra-wide single bowl sink, absolutely overflowing with the tools of the trade of Thanksgiving Dinner.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

🙋 it of course.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

It was the best I’ve ever seen here in the Hudson Valley. What my phone saw was not much better than what I could see with the naked eye.

An image of the aurora borealis over the silhouettes of trees, in bright cascades of red, pink and green.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

So bloody good, and such a privilege to see them in an absolutely tiny space in a tiny city, half a world away from their home.

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

Relationship status:

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

🎶”Drank and just about smiled/ then I remembered us in that bed”🎶

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Dave Knapp @knappdave9.bsky.social · 15/12/2023

Hannukah sameach. It’s basically over when it’s the prettiest, but we have a bunch of gelt left, so that’s alright.

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