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@ksteems.bsky.social
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 5h
I mean . . .
Soap dispenser with sticky note that says, "Empty :-( Please fill me :-) "
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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But what if we had MORE dark sarcasm in the classroom?
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine there’s no heaven, It's easy if you look around
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 20h
Letting your ghosts haunt other people is bad manners.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fastest I've gotten over a relationship ending in the history of ever. Dudes stress me out, man. Now I'm all relaxed and happy and shit.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
damn that baby looks cool as hell
photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086

KICK/T

Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program

California"
There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got a massage yesterday and it filled my need for physical touch. Covered by my extended health benefits AND won't break my heart. Really should have gotten on that sooner.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two days ago she was on the hunt for stoned wheat thins, ready to make a shady deal. She hasn't been back since. Do we file a report, or . . ?
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If a person is only looking for faults, they'll find them. Stop giving that type of person the opportunity (me, talking to myself in the mirror).
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
my favorite rhetorical question is what the fuck
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A good night's sleep and an antipsychotic do wonders.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dude said, "Me and my ex had a special bond" After hearing more: Yeah man, that's called a trauma bond.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm heartbroken again, so I guess I'll be on here more now.
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feels a bit weird to be sitting in the back of this Dragula, to be honest. Can I sit up front with you?
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy sports season
Devipotato: I'm watching a sports
The sports did good 
Oldroots: Did the ball go
Devipotato: fuck dud le it sure did
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A lot of my pants seem more loose lately. I chalked it up to the elastic giving out because they're almost all fairly old, but I have gone down a size in scrubs and scrubs don't lie (the kind I wear, not the kind I date).
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If I put Polysporin on it, do you think my soul will heal faster?
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look, if you're going to flip me off in traffic I can totally accept that but first be sure I am actually the asshole and after that, maybe don't turn into a parking lot. You never know what kind of mood I'm gonna be in.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Missed my meds yesterday, not fit to be in public today. That being said, I have been nothing but professional and cheerful with patients today and that is honestly such a massive relief.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
please don’t take offense if i call you “dude”… it is a sign of respect in my culture
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smillz-o-lantern @righttwix.com · 11/09/2026
general concept of makeup - let me put some more face on my face, some better face
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
blood works best when kept inside the body
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
awake (again). i can’t keep doing this
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#photography #gastown
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why do I need to be attracted to beautiful weirdos?
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Weekend job has better benefits than full time job. I want my weekend back but, like, unlimited massages make a compelling case to never quit working them.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yeah. This doesn't feel right. Fuck.
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Being unhappy is a choice” lol suck my fucking dick
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Found a journal I made a few entries in a few years ago. It took me three years post-split from abusive ex husband to finally feel okay sleeping without pants on (even wearing a nightgown or whatever). I forgot that was a problem I had. Puts current life troubles in perspective.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Run screaming toward your goals today
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You make one mistake at work and all of a sudden you're "the guy who released the virus”
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Unblocked his number so I can respond with "Go fuck yourself, E" if the opportunity arises.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sometimes I feel like I've failed at life, but then I think about how I am crying in my own private car instead of on the bus and that reminds me how far I've come.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey is anyone else, like, EXTRA losing the will to live or is it just me?
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just lying here before I leave for my weekend job, regretting my life choices. Happy Saturday.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@jennafabulous.bsky.social I tried to pick you up a souvenir but it wouldn't fit under my shirt.
Antique Doukhobor wooden cheese box. Rounded wooden box for keeping cheese.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sent myself an email to my work account to remind my post-vacation self of something. Received an auto-response to let me know I am on vacation. Good to know.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Tomorrow at noon campfires will be banned where I am, so we're enjoying the heck out of this one.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hi Internet friends! Sorry I've been MIA. I still love you, don't worry! I've just been getting validation irl, forgot to check in.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
In the end, it was the daylight that saved us.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I am not doing okay today. Hit me with some ridiculousness please.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Had the best weekend ever.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Sorry I haven't been around, guys, my mental illness hasn't been as symptomatic lately.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trading up from a '73 in bad shape to a fully loaded '87 was definitely a good call.
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Only $2.35M. @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social , you in?
Vancouver is Awesome article titled "Dick Island: Private Island for sale in Canada"
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
somebody asked me how old i was today, like that's information i just keep handy
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Kell @ksteems.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Insurance, who reimbursed me within two business days of my previous psychology appointment, now has a new process and it may take 21 days. So guess who can't afford therapy for 21 days?? After this it'll be fast approval but dudes I have some private shit I need to talk about and this is bullshit.
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