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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 1h

I heard my daughter say "Do that again and I will crush you like a Cheeto!" Took me a second to figure out who she was talking to, fortunately it was her brother and not me

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can put cigarettes out on me if you wanna.

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 11h

person: what's your Venmo me: here you go

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 14h

her: is that your fifth pudding? me: yeah but they're protein puddings

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How your email finds me.

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

But what if we had MORE dark sarcasm in the classroom?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The first person to open a store selling spare parts for planes was like 'remember, the customer is always Wright' omg I'm so sorry

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Kale is a pretty tasty snack . . . . If you're a rabbit, who's out of Doritos.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My grandson has started blaming his farts on everyone else . . . he'll make a fine politician some day.

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 21h

gurl are you wearing anything under your sheet because you are putting the ho in ghost

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker.

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

does AI dream about better Bluesky skeets?

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe I've been hard on life

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

bird app in the streets, Bluesky in the sheets

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have to tell you all, I started the week with a bottle of patience, but the bottle is almost empty now.

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

God must have spent a little more time on you -me singing to my dog

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We could sit on the tracks and wait for a subway to hit us if you wanna

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the wife confirmed after watching me dance that the rhythm still hasn't gotten me Gloria

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

[cat and me contemplating the absolutely shredded sofa] me: I can get a dog you know

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the wife and I like to do a naughty role-playing game where she pretends to be an AI bot intent on destroying humanity and I pretend to be the government and so I help her

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This camel colored leather leisure suit has garnered mixed reviews at work.

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just want to say that the world is a better place because you're in it* *me to my beer

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday Bluesky users doom scroll along there's an old man I see on my feed posting pictures of himself in a thong

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Kool Aid Man Jim Morrison 🤝 urge to break on through to the other side

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

*slow dancing to Sabotage by the Beastie Boys

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Boop, seductively.

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

everything I post is a synthesis of all of the influences in my life, including Bluesky so if you don't like my posts, take a long look in the mirror and do better

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

wife: I read that women outlive men because men don't talk. I wonder if that's true. me:

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm so sad that summer is ending but only because I can't blame mosquitos for smacking people anymore.

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

me: *sweeps woman off her feet* woman: you missed a spot

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My first suggestion for the County Psychiatric Hospital is they should make their fence harder to climb over.

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'll do crimson and clover once, idgaf

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

after 25 years of marriage my wife says that me shouting "whoop, there it is" every time she steps out of the shower is starting to lose its charm

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You look like you enjoy warm lettuce ...and other pick up lines that never work

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

things that make me rage: - hiccups there probably more but i can't think of what they might be right now

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

person: how are you doing? me: good ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

10 good things about being a human: - reading & music - empathy - having a driver's licence - radiohead - bipedalism/bilateral symmetry - jokes - having cats - cool shoes that are also comfy - large cerebral cortex - having dogs

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Would it be considered prostitution if it was in exchange for overdue book fees and having sex in a library was on your bucket list? It’s less about the $2.86 is more my point… Thoughts?

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

me walking with my family into Cold Stone Creamery with a $5 gift card that I won at the company picnic knowing that it's going to end up costing me at least $80 out of pocket

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🌘🎃 Dad Moon Rising 🎃🌒 @dadmoonrising.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

RIP Ms. Parton 🥺❤️🙏🏽

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

astral projecting into another person except it's just me switching Bluesky accounts

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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

my neighbor is playing "Let's get it on" loud enough for the entire block to hear and I expect we're going to see an increase in neighborhood pregnancies soon

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026