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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 16/07/2025
chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group 1) you are the audience, giving it prompts 2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt 3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And 4) it has the factual accuracy of improv 5) it does not understand comedy
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Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast 2 Furiosa @hexadecibelle.fyi · 18h
that’s weird there must be some kind of glitch, it looks like the Secretary for Labour For Trans Rights keeps blocking the accounts of trans people
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also thinking a lot about how #MeToo apparently went too far, when it’s quite obvious now that it didn’t go far enough. it didn’t really go anywhere. there were no lasting consequences of that cultural moment beyond people making jokes about it.
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David Higham @oldtrotter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ending the triple lock isn’t the same as cutting pensions. Thatcher linked the state pension to inflation rather than earnings growth with the result that the value of pensions fell relative to earnings. The triple lock was designed to reverse than trend. It’s done its job. Restore the earnings link
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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Rachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How about considering the voters of today - in hospitality and creative industries and education and the wider services sector and the gig economy - who actually exist and are the working class we actually have rather than trying to bring back the fantasy working class voters of the past?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
It really gives the game away when the anti trans orgs are calling the election of the neo nazi party in Germany a "glimmer of hope."
​A screenshot of an online article headline from "Inspecting Gender" by Genspect. The main heading reads: "Germany: A Glimmer of Hope for Sex Realists?" Below the title, the summary text asks: "Is the victory of the AfD in Germany a dark day for democracy or a glimmer of hope for sex realists? By David Allison." The bottom metadata displays the Genspect logo, "5 hours ago," and a "Listen" audio option button. In the top right corner, there is a teal "Subscribe" button alongside a circular profile avatar.
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 28/09/2026
Imagine saying there is nobody in NI politics who wants to go back 28 years and relitigate everything again when that is all the DUP want.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For all that it's been barely reported in the UK press, it's still hard to understate the importance of the stance @labourunionsuk.bsky.social has taken on trans and non-binary rights this week. Every single trade union affiliated to the party of government has stood up and said we will not comply.
Joint statement from National TULO

Solidarity with the trans and non-binary community

Labour's 11 affiliated trade unions stand in total solidarity with the trans and non-binary community.

Trans rights are human rights, and trans rights are workers' rights.

We in the trade union movement will do all we can to stand up for our trans members and all our trans siblings, to protect them from persecution, harassment and attack.

The government must act now to protect all trans people, to make sure their rights are protected, expanded and upheld in our workplaces and communities.

Labour Unions
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Basically she has a choice: -implement trans segregation -get yelled at by the telegraph And oppressing an entire minority is a lesser, frivolous cost to her
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Brendan McNally @brendanmcn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very odd comment, now deleted, as the Garvaghy road residents are of a Christian background too, and as it happens, Catholic tradition has disobedience to unjust law as a fully orthodox part of its theology.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath.
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Well, well, well - if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions. It would appear that migrants are not, in fact, the fiscal drain we’ve been told they are by years if we go by the £4bn to £6.5bn shortfall that’s been caused by the precipitous drop in numbers under this government. Funny that.
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Ems/Mike @kaosmark2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI pain is real, women's pain isn't (according to techbros, Doctors, and just men in general)
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taenia @taenia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this shit would be funnier if I could get ny fucking doctors to believe that I am capable of feeling pain
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, PIP is not being made available to “recently medicalised layabouts”, you mad fucking bastard, have you ever tried applying for PIP for someone?
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Lyra @8bitblackmage.co.uk · 24/09/2026
"NHS Impose requirement to live in your desired neurotype for 2 years before being able to seek treatment"
Screenshot of Guardian Article headline reading: "NHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and Autism assessments"
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Sam Leader Standing By 🍉🕎 @rvengefulobster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Favorite thing about this quote: it shows up like 4 chapters into Count Zero after Neuromancer waited 2/3 of its runtime before revealing. Gibson was just like "hang on, I was too subtle last time."
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 25/09/2026
'more in step with public mood' Confirmation they think X is the public.
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Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 24/09/2026
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 24/09/2026
Just booked a private covid booster shot because I'm no longer eligible for an NHS one. From the same pharmacy where I get my private Mounjaro to control my diabetes because I'm not eligible for that on the NHS. I swear I remember a time when we had free-at-point-of-use healthcare in England.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've stopped using Booking dot com and the other travel platforms for this reason They are rife with scammers and the platforms are often incredibly slow to act, if at all Booking dot com's own 'AI trip planner' was also shown to give flat out wrong information What are we doing?
bbc.co.uk
Scam booking sent Loughborough family to Wetherspoon pub near Tower Bridge
Which? says staff are turning away up to 20 tourists a day after scammers used the pub's address.
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SPOOKYTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
- Honestly my dear grandchildren, you’ll never believe how low rates were in the 2010s. - at least you built a load of infrastructure when borrowing costs were so low grandad? Right? Right?
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know that saying about how the way they treat asylum seekers is the way they’d treat everyone else if they thought they could get away with it? Well,
The Tories said the reduced subsistence allowance would be loaded onto pre-paid card that would not allow cash withdrawals, and would "prevent spending" on alcohol, cigarettes, or gambling.
The party is yet to detail how its proposal would work, but shadow welfare secretary Helen Whately said it would be "a version" of the pre-paid Aspen card issued to asylum seekers living in government-funded accommodation.
These cards cannot be used to make contactless, telephone or internet payments, whilst asylum seekers whose applications have failed cannot withdraw cash.
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 24/09/2026
Brexit, the Sitcom Mr Brexit no longer enjoys life as Europe’s most divorced man. Rooting for his phone amongst the discarded cans he texts his ex wife to tell her he’s willing to move back in with her but there will have to be changes. She will have to change. He stares at the phone waiting.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just saw someone referring to Daniel Thomas's Patriot Platform Blackshorts army as his "PeePee Boys" and I feel this should stick.
Screenshot of a couple of dozen white men from Patriot Platform in black hoodies and shorts standing in the street wearing black balaclavas, taken from Daniel Thomas's attempted blockade of the Daily Mail offices after they did an exposé on him which he claims gave his mum's address but it didn't, he doxxed her himself by using her full address to publicly register his business

From this video: https://bsky.app/profile/localnotail.bsky.social/post/3mv3royfpc22m
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 24/09/2026
Every line of this article is just completely stunning
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 24/09/2026
Wait til he hears about the UK newspapers....
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Alcoholic is a protected characteristic under the equality act dont you know
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How I feel right now about the British/ 🇬🇧English( whatever) political landscape is that some one wrapped in a Union Jack could whack me over the head with a flag pole & the BBC would shove a microphone in my face asking why I provoked the attacker & the Home Sec would invite the attacker for tea .
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Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#TwoTierPolicing

B BC

Woman sentenced for hurling milkshake at
Farage
16 December 2024
Lewis Adams
BBC News, Essex
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 23/09/2026
It seems like the police are assuming the far-right losers are 'looking for an excuse' to do more damage and so must be given maximum space. In fact, they are turning a big dial that says 'thuggery' on it and constantly looking over at the state for the slightest sign of consequences.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEW | I’m not surprised, but I am livid. BBC NEWS, ‘DANNY TOMMO’ AND THE DINGHY ATTACK THAT DISAPPEARED While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/bbc-news-d...
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BBC News, ‘Danny Tommo’ and the dinghy attack that disappeared
While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 22/09/2026
Making Tax Digital is really just Making Self-Employed People Do More Work and Pay More Money.
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 22/09/2026
Sadly, Japan must be suspended from international cricket for disgracefully forcing India to do this.
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‘Disgraceful’ moment India ‘bullied umpire’ to avoid upset
In five-over clash with Japan
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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joe a wilkins @joeonhere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
10 mins apart lol
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 21/09/2026
It’s just a conference motion and only from the party with the third most seats in Parliament but it passed resoundingly and I do think that matters.
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Chaminda Jayanetti @cjayanetti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Probably Liberal Democrats" is, to be sure, a far more accurate description of the Liberal Democrats than "Liberal Democrats"
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Simon Pease @simonpease.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I may have missed it. Can anyone point me to the govt. Statement on attacks on volunteers for the RNLI, and their commitment to have the police pursue and prosecute every perpetrator?
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it should be mentioned that the 2014 status quo for trans people still meant that we had suicide risks, unemployment numbers, life expectancy, poverty risk that were way worse than the average person, and somehow asking for this is seen as frivolous luxury and purity testing
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All you out there raised by the kind of parents who did you dirty for 18 years and then look you square in the face and say "No I didn't, that didn't happen" at Thanksgiving 10 years later are in for some CRAZY deja vu
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Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Davey, speaking later on the BBC, is invited about three times by Laura Kuenssberg to say that asylum seekers do not pose a greater proportional threat to women than men in general. He does not.
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