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Dan Liebke

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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 4h
Huge fan of South Africa having a squad of about 37 players for one home Test. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 4h
Marsh and Head fully aware now that, given their flaky middle order, they need to get about 340 between them to be competitive. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 5h
Ground staff (extreme left and right) satisfied the pitch is fit for play. #SAvAUS 🏏
The toss featuring some extras
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 29/09/2026
Cricket training at the local nets. Nature is healing.
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/09/2026
South Africa v Australia Second ODI Report Card, featuring letting go, one (run per) day internationals, ungodliness and Morpheus off the long run #SAvAUS 🏏
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South Africa v Australia Second ODI Report Card
Featuring letting go, one (run per) day internationals, ungodliness and Morpheus off the long run
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/09/2026
Seriously, people. Review your LBWs if you've got more reviews left than wickets. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/09/2026
Oh, sure. Welcome to the crease, 'Duan'. Very believable thing to do. Look forward to Australia trying it when they bat. 'Oh, Travis Head is out. But here's his identical twin, Les'. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/09/2026
This upcoming Marco Jansen century could put the total out of reach of Australia #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/09/2026
Sadly, it looks like South Africa will pass 300 here which, according to my recently announced policy on excessively tedious high-scoring ODIs, will render this match null and void. #SAvAUS 🏏
I’ve now officially expanded my contempt for 350ish v 350ish ODIs to any match where the team batting first scores more than 300.

I just don’t want to know about them. As far as I’m concerned, the instant a team passes 300 in a first innings, that ODI should be declared null and void. Start again with a less batter-friendly pitch.
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/09/2026
Commentators really getting into inexplicably calling a twenty-year-old match here. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/09/2026
MATT RENSHAW FILTH!! #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/09/2026
Huge fan of Zampa appealing only for Carey to respond with 'no, I don't think so'. Good umpiring, Alex. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/09/2026
Breetzke is a brutal maniac of a batter. I love him. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 27/09/2026
Marsh should point out there was no way he got that review in on time. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 24/09/2026
South Africa v Australia First ODI Report Card, featuring format combo spreadsheets, effortless masterpieces, transforming into Lance Klusener and Morpheus off the long run #SAvAUS 🏏
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South Africa v Australia First ODI Report Card
Featuring format combo spreadsheets, effortless masterpieces, transforming into Lance Klusener and Morpheus off the long run
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 24/09/2026
Good stuff. All proper ODIs have a first innings below 300. There's hope for this one. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 24/09/2026
Come on, Marco. There are six balls left in the innings. Review that sucker. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 24/09/2026
When did Marco Jansen turn into Lance Klusener? (Ha! Had already started typing this as that run out happened - I guess Breetzke is now Allan Donald.) #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 24/09/2026
The craven and sinful desire to hit Adam Zampa for six once again proves the undoing of an otherwise decent and morally upright batter. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 24/09/2026
MATT RENSHAW FILTH!! #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 24/09/2026
This is very relaxing. Not too many wickets. Not too many runs. Settling into a proper ODI. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 24/09/2026
Any chance of fully plugging that cable back in, guys? #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 24/09/2026
More ODIs? Don't mind if I do. #SAvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 22/09/2026
Sadly, Japan must be suspended from international cricket for disgracefully forcing India to do this.
nine.com.au
‘Disgraceful’ moment India ‘bullied umpire’ to avoid upset
In five-over clash with Japan
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 22/09/2026
Farewell, Mark Wood. May you have all the time in the world to build tiny forts now.
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 21/09/2026
Zimbabwe v Australia Third ODI Report Card, featuring Ned and Stacey and Morpheus off the long run #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Zimbabwe v Australia Third ODI Report Card
Featuring Ned and Stacey and Morpheus off the long run
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 20/09/2026
Is this mid-90s sitcom Ned and Stacey, Zimbabwe? Because you're messing this up. #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 20/09/2026
Give Carey the gloves. Only he can tame Matt Renshaw. #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 20/09/2026
Right. What's happening here then. #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 18/09/2026
Zimbabwe v Australia Second ODI Report Card, featuring sickly lions and Morpheus off the long run #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Zimbabwe v Australia Second ODI Report Card
Featuring sickly lions and Morpheus off the long run
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 18/09/2026
Young Ollie Peake™ #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 18/09/2026
Travis in a mood. Probably figures if he's inevitably going to play on, he might as well scoring as many runs as he can before doing so. #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 16/09/2026
This is great.
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 15/09/2026
Zimbabwe v Australia First ODI Report Card, featuring knowing about ODI series, bathwater, the future of Australian comedy cricket and Morpheus off the long run #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Zimbabwe v Australia First ODI Report Card
Featuring knowing about ODI series, bathwater, the future of Australian comedy cricket and Morpheus off the long run
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 15/09/2026
About as good as all the other Currans based on that effort. #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 15/09/2026
Always surprised that Spencer Johnson bats at eleven. A man that handsome should know how to wield a bat. #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 15/09/2026
Getting a life from a spinner no ball then bringing up your fifty from a six off the free hit. No notes. #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Alex Bowden @kingcricket.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Is running Pakistan cricket honestly a realistic thing to attempt as a side hustle? www.kingcricket.co.uk/is-running-p...
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 15/09/2026
I forgot Zimbabwe had a Curran. Good for them. #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 15/09/2026
Head out, playing on again. Simple solution: never play a shot, Trav. #ZIMvAUS 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 15/09/2026
Hey! There's a #ZIMvAUS ODI on! Who knew?
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 13/09/2026
England v Pakistan, Third Test, Day Four, featuring Bacchus off the long run #ENGvPAK 🏏
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England v Pakistan, Third Test, Day Four
Featuring Bacchus off the long run
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 11/09/2026
England v Pakistan, Third Test, Day Three, featuring Bacchus off the long run #ENGvPAK 🏏
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England v Pakistan, Third Test, Day Three
Featuring Bacchus off the long run
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 11/09/2026
There's a quarter time mariachi band! #NFL
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 11/09/2026
What I didn't know until I attended my first #NFL game was that the 49ers mascot is a 7 in a square.
Melbourne NFL game
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 10/09/2026
England v Pakistan, Third Test, Day Two, featuring misunderstanding averages and Morpheus off the long run #ENGvPAK 🏏
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England v Pakistan, Third Test, Day Two
Featuring misunderstanding averages and Morpheus off the long run
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 10/09/2026
Why haven't England declared? #ENGvPAK 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 10/09/2026
Oh, Harry. Never change. #ENGvPAK 🏏
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 09/09/2026
England v Pakistan, Third Test, Day One, featuring deep sighs, family visits and Morpheus off the long run #ENGvPAK 🏏
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England v Pakistan, Third Test, Day One
Featuring deep sighs, family visits and Morpheus off the long run
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Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · 09/09/2026
100 runs! Pakistan's session. #ENGvPAK 🏏
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