Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 6hProfessional fellow feeling should require me to feel some sympathy for Senator Schmitt having his big perjury gotcha disintegrate so completely that even the quarks evaporated, but he stood by what he said even though the intense cringe force he generated should have made standing impossible. 3372
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 12hI have reached a new “pocket-dialing” personal best and seem somehow to have managed to buy a copy of the White Stripes’ “Icky Thump” from iTunes. It could be worse. 4391
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 20hThe rush to speculate that asylum seekers are responsible for every crime in the news is a sort of opportunistic informational terrorism. Until it’s disproved it stokes fear and hatred. When it is disproved there are no adverse consequences and they know that they only have to be lucky once. 561559501
Reposted by Sean Jones KC@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.' 25915
Reposted by Sean Jones KCCrime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 28/09/2026I am a barrister who once spent time seconded to the CPS serious crimes unit making charging decisions. Today, you can pretend to be one too and work through the decision-making framework in a very serious case. The police have multiple suspects in custody and the phone just rang. 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 📱 👮♀️ 🚨 515869
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 28/09/2026Chelsea Pitch Owners checks ownership power — it is the democratic safeguard every fanbase craves www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...nytimes.comChelsea Pitch Owners checks ownership power — it is the democratic safeguard every fanbase craves (Gift Article)The group gives Chelsea fans the kind of tangible say over their club’s future home that fans of most rival clubs can only dream of having 1117
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 27/09/2026Millionaires who breathlessly announce that they are leaving the country because a social policy subject risks mildly inconveniencing them should never be allowed back over the border. 1829150
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 27/09/2026On the one hand I now feel after a 10K how I used to feel after a marathon. On the other my tube travel is now free. 9803
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 27/09/2026Off into central London to annoy @dankaszeta.bsky.social (Sorry Dan) 2200
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 26/09/2026Halfway through 70 Up and I’m worried I may not have the mental fortitude for part 2 11530
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 26/09/2026Lord Pannick is an exceptional advocate, with a team full of some of the very best lawyers. But he is now a wizard. Even an exceptional advocate can do no more than paint their client in the best possible light. What is possible depends on what has actually happened and not on a silver tongue. 5341
Reposted by Sean Jones KCKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5776082089
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 26/09/2026Since becoming an adult I have discovered all sorts of pleasures I could not have imagined as a kid: sushi; a really comfortable reclining chair; and weirdest of all the intense satisfaction of telling someone you admire how great they are. 5520
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 25/09/2026@richardmoorhead.bsky.social Saw this in the @theathletic.com profile of Pannick and thought of you! 1153
Reposted by Sean Jones KCThe Inner Temple @innertemple.org.uk · 25/09/2026Be the change, see the change 🙌 Seeing a young barrister’s confidence grow and the real-life changes that come from that transformation is what Yaa Dankwa finds most rewarding as a mentor. Register and become a mentor today 🫱🏾🫲🏼 : buff.ly/GwkFH0u #mentoring #valuingourvolunteers 0103
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 24/09/2026Brexit, the Sitcom Mr Brexit no longer enjoys life as Europe’s most divorced man. Rooting for his phone amongst the discarded cans he texts his ex wife to tell her he’s willing to move back in with her but there will have to be changes. She will have to change. He stares at the phone waiting. 1228960
Reposted by Sean Jones KCJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 24/09/2026Anyway, my masters is done and so I'm looking for more project work and potentially the right permanent job if it comes along. If you've liked the cut of my jib and think I'm right for something, or know someone who might - you can check my website. www.jmoxley.co.ukjmoxley.co.ukJohn Oxley | Writer, Strategist and Political CommentatorJohn Oxley advises on strategy, public affairs and communications, with a decade working alongside senior leaders in politics, law and business. 38931
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 24/09/2026English dad. Irish mum. Born in Durban. Moved to the UK when I was 18 months old. Lived in Nottinghamshire, Kent, Essex and London. My Irish family and Scottish in-laws are adamant I don’t get to wriggle out from being English. 13785
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 23/09/2026I believe trying to define what Englishness is to be a mug’s game. Any attempt to introduce precision results in absurdity. But angry white men in Union Jack underpants do not have a special insight. If your definition is more inclusive it is not watering down any objective standard. 5557
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 23/09/2026We had a biology teacher who had the job of ensuring everyone left assembly in an orderly fashion. He maintained discipline by picking a random victim each day, bellowing "you boy!" and then lifting him by the little tuft of hair above the boy's ear. One day he attended armed with an air rifle. 4192
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 23/09/2026Home decluttering continues. I've now reached the many plastic toolboxes of random tools, piles of assorted screws and weird furniture-related fittings. My plan is to solve my problem by buying more tools. Specifically a single pre-filled box of household basics. Any recommendations? 12221
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 23/09/2026So is their legitimate concern that people may not drown? 4525
Reposted by Sean Jones KCCharlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026literally thousands of jobs in higher education were cut *last year alone* and there's been almost no media coverage and no government action 8698219
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 22/09/2026Since he seems to love life afloat, maybe the answer is to press him when he steps ashore and send him off on an Arctic patrol vessel for a couple of years. 9475
Reposted by Sean Jones KCEmma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat. 1042175953
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 22/09/2026My rejoinaphilia might be tempered if we were to end up with France and Germany both being run by the far right. 8413
Reposted by Sean Jones KCScott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026a little thing by me on the importance of teaching legislation and legislative interpretation as a discrete subject (underpinned by despair that in the UK we generally don't teach enough of this in law degrees (never mind how little there is in conversion courses))blogs.ed.ac.ukIn Support of Teaching Legislation and Legislative Interpretation as a Discrete Subject – Edinburgh Private Law Blog 2217
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 22/09/2026It’s the freedom to move into a camp that you’re forced to live in. Wut?! 7477
Reposted by Sean Jones KCDavid KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 21/09/2026An excellent early example of Dealing with Mansplaining by the 1848 women of Vienna (from Christopher Clark's superb 'Revolutionary Spring') 38217
Reposted by Sean Jones KCCrime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 21/09/2026I thought I’d resurrect a very popular thread I once posted on the other place. As barristers we are trained to question very young children, and it pays dividends in this scenario. Here are my top tips: Finding Out What Your Child Did At School - a parent’s questioning toolkit 16120
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 21/09/2026Next up for Gove he joins Celebrity Hunted and no-one looks for him. 37413
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 21/09/2026Of course reparations for the slave trade is an utterly fanciful idea just so long as you ignore the fact that we paid reparations … to those who *invested* in the trade and not its victims. 411729
Reposted by Sean Jones KCLittle Professor @littleprofessor72.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@seanjones.org Making me tired THINKi9ng about it! 001
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 20/09/2026In theory I favour a principle where the political beliefs of a company’s owner are irrelevant to whether they are awarded Govt contracts. But where billionaires get Govt contracts and use the money to buy Govts the principle is dysfunctional. 1434
Reposted by Sean Jones KCNaomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026NEW MRP JUST DROPPED: All but four constituencies in GB support UK membership of the EU. In those four, the most popular option was 'Don't Know' (Ashfield, Clacton, Great Yarmouth and Boston and Skegness). 37571197
Reposted by Sean Jones KC@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026These people won't be happy until they see a pile of bodies and then put down the matches, point at someone else and say 'see? *You* made that happen'. People of Piddington, meet your new friends. You voted for it, remember? 1199
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 19/09/2026I have enjoyed Ludwig but the lens they have used keeps making me think I’m developing a migraine aura. 8170
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 19/09/2026I feel like we’ve all let Jim Ratcliffe down and I hope we are all ashamed of ourselves. 2226629
Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 19/09/2026How quickly the dickheads screaming at the RNLI have forgotten that they were knuckling round shouting “ALL lives matter” just a few months ago. 111917
Reposted by Sean Jones KCMags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea. 10826431
Reposted by Sean Jones KCJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026What on earth is happening? 23833131338