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Just Ruse

@justruse.bsky.social
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Ruse 🧑‍🔬 30s ♓️ they/them ☕️ trying to be nonchalant but I love life so much

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 11/11/2025
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
samuel jackson wearing traveling pants voice 'i'm putting together a sisterhood'
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Got the 2 person hoodie
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Never interrupt your enemy when he is in the middle of beating himself in the head with a hammer for no reason and rending his own flesh and screaming and screaming and screaming
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I want to take him home and kiss his nose omg
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
They need to make a new good night that works when you’re a night person and you’re greeting someone at 2am. It has automatic goodbye vibes
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I went to look up “discount bias” but I typed “discount boas” so in 3-5 business days I’m going to look fabulous.
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Was anyone going to tell me “hussy” isn’t just a cute pet name for husband?
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Thank Zenithar it's Fredas
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harpy @harpy.party · 25/08/2024
having a long heartfelt conversation in the back of my dragula
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen 
there should be a restaurant but just for drinks



Aschleighje @aschleighj2022
A bar



Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
youre right im really spittin here
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Plop @plopseven.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 21/03/2025
healthcare under glued-on capitalism cybertruck parts 🤝 "death panels"
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Sipping a shot of DayQuil like it's a 30 year scotch
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Opened Google Docs for the first time in forever and the last document I had made was from 2023 and was an attempt to list all Smash Bros characters by BMI. Idk.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Due to inflation, we will no longer be able to walk on eggshells. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Indigo easily the baddest bitch on that rainbow
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A decade of events we'd rather forget has decimated the Scrapbooking Industry
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm going to tell you guys what I tell my clients: I've never met a stupid person with anxiety.
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It’s my favorite anime: Help I’ve Been Enrolled At Some Weird Fuckin School
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Yawning is so embarrassing like here’s the whole inside of my mouth, and now you’re doing it too
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
repurposing my slutty Edgar Allen Hoe Halloween costume for Valentine's Day is both erotic and economic
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Big Immigrant Pumpkins. @shinery.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I find it only fitting in the wake of the news that ICE is scouring social media for any mention of themselves to remind everybody that they are a white supremacist terrorist organization.
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The short answer is no. The long answer is nope.
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Not even Mr. Popper and all his penguins can stop me now
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Get her what she really wants this Valentine's Day. Revenge.
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Elon is gonna be the first non-president to get impeached
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I would like to know more
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Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who killed so many children in Samoa they ran out of child-sized coffins, has been confirmed to lead Health and Human Services. The vote was 52-48. All Dems and Mitch McConnell, whose fault this is, voted no. All other Republicans voted yes. The blood will be on their hands.
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Radio Boo-ranoia 👻 @aftertheboop.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
your network is your net worth
A picture of a children's toy phone with contacts for Dog, Cat, Frog, Sheep, Cow and Pig
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 07/12/2023
*sigh* right about now
8 stills from Seinfeld, Jerry & George in the diner, trading comments...
right about now
the funk soul brother
check it out now 
the funk soul brother
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Them: Do you have a preferred nickname? Me: Sugartits is fine Them: For work Me: yes
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Ohhhhh now I get it: society will fall unless we separate volleyball players by genital.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
But you can’t take the Rangoon out of the crab
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PizzaMonk @pizzatraveler.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Drop all xwitter, meta, facebook, instagram etc. accounts AFTER you disable their tracking. allaboutcookies.org/how-to-turn-...
allaboutcookies.org
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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Everyone is raven about my Poe Boy sandwiches but one dissatisfied yelp review says “nevermore”
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Forgot about these geniuses
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Nutty Professor III: Rise of the Klumps
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