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Just Ruse

@justruse.bsky.social
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Ruse 🧑‍🔬 30s ♓️ they/them ☕️ trying to be nonchalant but I love life so much

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 11/11/2025
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This is poetry to me
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
samuel jackson wearing traveling pants voice 'i'm putting together a sisterhood'
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Got the 2 person hoodie
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Never interrupt your enemy when he is in the middle of beating himself in the head with a hammer for no reason and rending his own flesh and screaming and screaming and screaming
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I’m not holding my breath but I would take that as an apology, though it’s way too late
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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a blue alien is sitting at a table with the word but visible
ALT: a blue alien is sitting at a table with the word but visible
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Wait planking was right there fuhh
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Walk the plank but it’s a yoga mat idk
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I want to take him home and kiss his nose omg
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
A bad joke does adjust the vibe though
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
They need to make a new good night that works when you’re a night person and you’re greeting someone at 2am. It has automatic goodbye vibes
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I sent a screenshot thinking it would prove my screen was cracked. biochemist.
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I went to look up “discount bias” but I typed “discount boas” so in 3-5 business days I’m going to look fabulous.
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Was anyone going to tell me “hussy” isn’t just a cute pet name for husband?
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Had to look that up but wow definitely
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
People are more inclined to believe any story where they are the victim. Which is tricky because sometimes they actually are.
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
And probably the Bill Nye theme
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Thank Zenithar it's Fredas
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harpy @harpy.party · 25/08/2024
having a long heartfelt conversation in the back of my dragula
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen 
there should be a restaurant but just for drinks



Aschleighje @aschleighj2022
A bar



Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
youre right im really spittin here
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Plop @plopseven.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 21/03/2025
healthcare under glued-on capitalism cybertruck parts 🤝 "death panels"
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
For real, there’s almost nothing left to shut down
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Some are stronger parts of the series than others, but overall a meaningful commentary thats about to become super relevant again (no spoilers)
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Badading dingdingding whOoah
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
How does the background chart work? So like a rap female non-musician has the longest lifespan among genres of women who are not musicians?
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Sipping a shot of DayQuil like it's a 30 year scotch
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Opened Google Docs for the first time in forever and the last document I had made was from 2023 and was an attempt to list all Smash Bros characters by BMI. Idk.
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
To be fair those cars are very dangerous once they’re on fire
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Hide and seek tho
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
My spring? Off.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Due to inflation, we will no longer be able to walk on eggshells. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The highest complement imo
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Indigo easily the baddest bitch on that rainbow
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A decade of events we'd rather forget has decimated the Scrapbooking Industry
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm going to tell you guys what I tell my clients: I've never met a stupid person with anxiety.
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
It’s my favorite anime: Help I’ve Been Enrolled At Some Weird Fuckin School
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
*in your heart
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I feel like nobody gets zapped as often as me, and it might be related to why my hair is always sticking up
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Just Ruse @justruse.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Yawning is so embarrassing like here’s the whole inside of my mouth, and now you’re doing it too
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
repurposing my slutty Edgar Allen Hoe Halloween costume for Valentine's Day is both erotic and economic
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