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Turin Turambar

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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 17h
Garbage country filled with garbage fascists
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 22h
She got really mad they didn’t ask her to help raid Ilhan Omar’s house
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Selma Blair Arrested, Attacks Flight Crew After Trying to Open Plane Door Mid-Air
11:25 AM PT -- TMZ has also obtained audio from an eyewitness of when Blair was exiting the plane at JFK Airport ... and you can hear her screaming bloody murder as an alarm rings.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/10/2026
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicolas Cage says he’s “probably not” working with Amazon again after refusing to sign AI waiver for “Spider-Noir”: ‘I am not an AI-friendly actor’
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir,’ Teases Joining ‘True Detective’
Nicolas Cage says he 'probably won't be working' with Amazon again after refusing to sign an AI waiver for 'Spider-Noir.'
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
idk man you’ve been blowing up a lot of fishermen and school girls for a guy worried about innocent life
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AHHHHHHH THE ONLY REASON HE EVEN STAYS TO DIE AT TROY IN THE ILIAD IS TO AVENGE PATROCLUS. IT'S A POEM ABOUT HIS RAGE. THE OPENING LINES ARE PRETTY CLEAR WHY CAN'T A SINGLE DEFENDER OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION READ A SINGLE THING FROM THE WESTERN CANON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I keep trying to think of any historical example where a given technology's PROMOTERS AND TRUE BELIEVERS were like 'we are absolutely going to ruin your fucking life so be prepared like it's the end of the world'
Andrew Curran: Axios is reporting that the top labs are wargaming scenarios for the aftermath of a catastrophic event in the next 6 - 12 months, that some executives now see as being inevitable.

Axios: Top executives at Anthropic, OpenAl and other Al companies are privately gaming out scenarios for a public and political revolt after a catastrophic AI event.
Why it matters: These officials anticipate a large-scale event, most likely a cyberattack, that shuts down access to financial services, internet connectivity, or even power and water.

Edouard Harris: This is our view as well. Relatedly, average people will want to increase their level of personal resilience and preparedness as their resources allow. We will be publishing about this soon.

Nick Farina: Best ways to be prepared? Generators, water, books and DVDs?

Edouard Harris: Power, water, food, sanitation for most part. Parts of this depend on your geo latitude - solar vs propane for eg.

But also: set aside a computer that is not (and ideally has never been) connected to the internet. Buy faraday pouches and tape. Print out essential docs on paper.
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shane Gillis should host the execution livestream
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i know if they are and they're not.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean why bother with all of this? Why even bother with the pretense of art and media? just hook an electrode up to the dopamine center in your brain and keep pressing the button like you're a rat in a fucking skinner machine. Go sit in a dark box hooked up to hoses forever
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric, full stop. It's not only a call to instigate a race war in the United States, but it's reminiscent of historic European justifications used to incite pogroms against Jews. People who say things like this are incredibly dangerous, as there is nothing they won't eventually do.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No way that the AI companies are making it unaffordable to own and build and fix your own PC and have the ultimate goal of making everyone rent their hardware like phone companies have done with new handsets. That's definitely not happening
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 08/10/2026
The future as imagined by men lacking the vital spark, who see no value in others' lives, who cannot envision the internalities of anyone unlike them, and who truly believe that everyone wants life to be an endless parade of flattery and yes-men just as they do.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm the guy hired to write the AI prompt "Die Hard posters featuring a confused, latter-day Bruce Willis pasted onto his 1980s body."
Die Hard 1 steelbook ft. AI of a confused Bruce Willis firing an AI gun against an AI city backdropDie Hard 2 steelbook ft. AI of a confused Bruce Willis holding two AI torches in an AI snowdriftDie Hard With a Vengeance steelbook ft. AI of a confused Bruce Willis standing in front of two AI cars on an AI street
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Really need a sound rejection of Newsom by like February 2027 because he fuckin sucks and I don’t want him taking any more power
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know how but we have to teach people to be better at detecting bullshit. Instead we have this ersatz skepticism where people are suspicious about the wrong things and find their way to conclusions that are worse than if they just blindly accepted conventional wisdom
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/10/2026
most cucked man alive
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/10/2026
i will never leave a google review. you'll know i disliked your establishment in those slow seconds before death when, instead of flashing before your eyes, your life pauses on me eating orecchiette bolognese without the parmesan cheese you promised.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Toy Story 5 Woody and Buzz discover that toys are alive because they’re ushabti, holy figurines destined to escort their owners into the afterlife. After Andy dies of old age and his heart is weighed heavier than a feather, the toys reunite to rescue his soul from Ammit
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 04/10/2026
Which is, honestly a dumb question for him to ask because HE LOOKS LIKE THIS:
A picture of Michael McDonald's son who looks less like Michael McDonald's child so much as a perfected Michael McDonald clone from a secret government program to create a weapon to surpass Steely Dan: Liquid Michael McDonald, a version of Michael McDonald in which only the "McDonald's genes" are expressed.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These people cannot be trusted to vote in their best interests. Ever. They have failed at the most simple task and have driven this country to ruin. They are too stupid to be allowed to have a say in the future of the country. Convince a non-voter to vote. There are LOTS of those.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally watching Backrooms and now I understand why everyone said this was Backrooms.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD (1985)
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You have a new daily slog on ToilHub
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you want to be a Brave Truth Teller i think you should probably be at least a little brave. if you truly are a sixth amendment absolutist to the point where you need to name a party to a matter despite anonymity being granted then be that. don't coyly put a name out then delete and cry
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They keep trying to make non-entities like Callum Turner happen but offers weren't breaking down her door after Prey, is pretty much "liberal Hollywood" in a nutshell.
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Wemby is something else, man
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.
Twitter screenshot: New: Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking flop era
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
keep thinking about "personalised" books/art made by AI and remembering James Baldwin's quote "you think your pain and heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read" these AI bros are deliberately doing a psyop on themselves to cauterise their capacity for empathy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And what real man wants to be on a platform filled with GIRLS?!?! EW GROSS
Geiger Capital: Officially deleted instagram.

An inherently female app. Zero benefit.

Elon Musk: Instagram is for girls.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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