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Elizabeth Picciuto

@epicciuto.bsky.social
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Writer. Fiction editor. Philosophy PhD. Rooted cosmopolitan, gardening Jew. Long Islander by birth, nature, and habit. #3A

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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 4h
You people. The Italians gave you some of the world’s most beautiful paintings, music, sculpture, films, food. And this is how you thank them.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 5h
The first good decision he ever made.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 14h
I have been thinking about this for decades and still have no answer: why does being a real estate novelist leave you no time for a wife?
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is so true of so many comparisons between British and American culture. Except it’s the opposite for some reason for our legislative bodies.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another principled, upright reason we should not go back to Lincoln-Douglas style debates in that they were extremely long.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I find it odd that Republicans want to open up a “did you associate with someone who said unpopular shit” contest.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today—not yesterday, not tomorrow—is the day I reclaim my em dashes. I will not let AI take them from me.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I check in on Twitter during run-ups to elections, and in case any of you are wondering if it’s still a hellsite: huge swaths of the RW are having a meltdown because Sarah Huckabee Sanders made a commercial mocking the “undeserving” on Medicaid, but it featured a white guy.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When antisemites mutter darkly about what all Jews do because “it’s in the Talmud,” it’s either flatly wrong or misunderstands how to read the Talmud. But it’s also lowkey hilarious that they think most Jews have read the entire Talmud and know exactly what’s in it.
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Erik, of Portland, Governmental Lawlessness Disliker @erikgunderson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What does he think makes music "good"? Just to dovetail, at the moment we're all supposed to be in love with "Choosin' Texas," but WHY? What is it about that song that we're supposed to love? What if AI wrote it? Surely the right person to bring in to this discussion is @epicciuto.bsky.social .
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.
Twitter screenshot: New: Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven’t looked at the Tablet in years, and last I saw it was radical centrist takes on Jewish issues. Had no idea it is now just doing campus rape skepticism with a story that (afaik) has nothing to do with Jewish life.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
excuse me what
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 29/09/2026
my position is that everyone should be calm, but that the polls are clearly drunk, but also that theyre so drunk that even if they get 50% less drunk between now and election day, there will be reason for people not to be calm. but people should be calm.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it supposed to be clear to us why attending an Atlanta Hawks game is incriminating?
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t say this often, but some people need to look at Bluesky more.
An anonymized tweet that says: When's the last time you saw someone on the left say, "I'm pissed at Democrats, so l'm voting Republican or staying home to teach my party a lesson
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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the plural of hocus pocus is hoci poci
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I find this messaging extremely persuasive and I encourage all Republicans to follow Johnson’s example here.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New triptych panel dropped!
Pizza maker with Pope
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a cartoon that says logging on to bluesky guy in a colorful shirt that says fun busts into the door he gets disapproving looks from everyone jnsode so he takes off his shirt and says sorry
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missingjigsaw.bsky.social @missingjigsaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1. Glonzo is everything that is the case. 1.1 Glonzo is the totality of things, not of facts. 1.2 Glonzo is not determined by the facts, nor by these being *all* the facts. 1.3 For the totality of facts cannot determine what is Glonzo, nor also all that is not Glonzo.
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s kind of worse than this thread because Rationalists hold that monogamy is a now-illogical holdover from worrying about paternity. So, if you don’t want to participate you are providing evidence of your irrationality
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*through gritted teeth* ya gotta hand it to Liz Bruenig here.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My husband and kids are all so music-obsessed that I don’t even bother seeking out new stuff unless they tell me something’s good. They didn’t tell me about this. This doesn’t give me cachet; I’ma little embarrassed about my lack of music curiosity.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I was a kid, one of my best friends was in a Republican family (would probably be Trumpy today). They had a beloved cat named Robespierre, and looking back I have so many questions.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you asked me to imagine a French tech entrepreneur, this is exactly the man I would picture.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since everyone* was clamoring to hear my views on this, it’s ridiculous to rule out a candidate for iced coffee, and it’s also important that interviewees know what ridiculous things hiring managers might rule you out for. *no one. literally zero clamors
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I very literally saw 10 times as many posts about Nancy Mace in a leather catsuit than about this person on Bluesky, the Echo Chamber for Democrats
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Will @sharkfinhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My man misunderstood that Martin Luther biography he read so bad.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more like trashed pandas, amirite
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On This Mexican Island, Raccoons Make and Play With Toys (and Also Sip Margaritas) (Gift Article)
Scientists observed a family of pygmy raccoons near a Cozumel beach club learning from one another how to craft balls from paper, an indication that the animals have a culture.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This very good ad turns LEGENDARY at 25 seconds
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Greed Pricketts Ad
YouTube video by Osborn for Senate
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Jon Green @jongreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not falling for that quote from a New York Times focus group participant. that's clearly someone with a fetish for not following politics as closely as I do. I refuse to participate in that kind of normal behavior
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My top 10! Not included are shows that had great early seasons but fell off (Patriot, Outlander, etc).
THE 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY
My Top Shows

The Bureau

Andor

The Leftovers

Deadwood

Fleabag

The Good Lord Bird

Derry Girls

Dickinson

The Great

Search Party
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This man is leading in a race against the man who successfully prosecuted the Klan members who murdered four girls in the 1963 Birmingham church bombing.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry, I simply assumed that Jacob Rees-Mogg was a fictional character created by a talentless American screenwriter who needed a Tory MP but didn’t bother to do much research.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seriously. No, SERIOUSLY. Would we see an article about a male senator who yells and curses.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s comforting to know that the racist fascist paramilitary torture/death squads have proven to be somewhat unpopular with the public.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My medically fragile kid needs an elective surgery, and I decided to get done this October. ME: Glad we’re finally doing it. It’s a relief just to get this out of the way. NURSE: Exactly. Also, it’s even possible that he might outlive you. This way you can have all your ducks in a row.
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David Rose's WTF Reaction
Alt: David Rose's WTF Reaction
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is with a heavy heart that I announce that it’s probably time for me to figure out what’s going on in the Stancil v. the philosophers wars.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A twitter screenshot from @USA_Polling which has the sentence”Voters in Nebraska, Iowa, Kansas” captioning a picture of a very happy looking goth girl driving a John Deere vehicle
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m no political consultant. But suppose my party’s constituents hated a program by name, but actually liked the substance of a program. I would probably advise my politicians to keep the program and change the name, not gut the program and keep the name.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In every Kol Nidre service I’ve attended, a rabbi (aware of the long history of antisemites saying this) always points out that the Kol Nidre prayer absolutely does not mean you have moral or legal permission to lie. One might note, eg, that bearing false witness is one of our top ten no-nos.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sesame Street named a beloved character that is a big bird Big Bird. Dr.Seuss’s hat-wearing cat is the Cat in the Hat. I live on a long island called Long Island. I love musical theater on that wide street called Broadway.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my two brains
Meme of a mansplaining guy talking to a bored woman.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh I see, so when SCIENTISTS do conceptual analysis, suddenly it’s big news med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yikes, does anyone have tilex and some paper towels?
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Impressed: PhD in philosophy, nice kids, married, normal BMI Disappointed: no novel written, suburb dweller, normie vibe
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Shannon Rosa @shannonrosa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This Stanford Neurodiversity Summit panel is important, in considering neurodivergent people who need a lot of support due to complex physical, communication, and cognitive disabilities—and how those of us who support them can do so with respect and understanding, during both crises and good times.
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