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Richie Ryan

@richieryan.bsky.social
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I take pictures of toilets. Occasional writer of scifi and specfic. Voted “Most Unforgettable Boy” in 6th grade. Also I take pictures of toilets. Fuck ICE

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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 21h
Oh so we’re supposed to forgive nepotism because it’s slightly more heartwarming nepotism? The media fails us once again!
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok if I’m gonna go for a promotion and they happen upon this account none of you better fuck it up for me.
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you're furious that more abusers are getting away with it again and again and again, like they always do, and you cant take that fact, and you wish you could protect all women, and feel shut down and angry, you are not alone, my friend.
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo, MSW (She/Her/Hers) 🇹🇹👊🏽✍️🏾♊️♊️♏️ @equitableforall.com · 04/09/2026
Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...
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Donate to Help us keep living while I sew, organized by Carey Means
We started this business with money that Carey got from conventions and used a sewing mach… Carey Means needs your support for Help us keep living while I sew
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do wish they'd easily let you untag OP because a long list of @-ings is how I got blocked by William Shatner on Twitter.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Johnny Depp eats decorative plant at Las Vegas party in bizarre video
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Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t know why it took me so long to see the parallel between the Tech Bros’ “network state” strategy (“parallel institutions”) & the “7 mountains mandate.” But now that I see it, I can’t unsee it. 1/
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hear immigrant children also have heartbeats.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Netflix needs to start asking if I’ve switched laundry loads.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't know. Its hard enough to find an agent in general, and while I am queer I'm not deeply involved in the disabled community. Do any queer disabled authors have information to help Jessi?
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*me after calling a press conference* Handfuls of meat eaten in front of an open fridge is a sandwich. I will be taking no questions at this time.
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well now that everyone is wrong about Breaking Bad, let's read something about why we get so wrapped up in stories about Bad Men: daniellekurtzleben.substack.com/p/why-we-lov...
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Why We Love Bad Men (AKA: A Qualified Appreciation of Martin Scorsese)
This essay has been gestating for literally years. Okay.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.
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Patricia Lubeck @patricialubeck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pirate, buccaneer, or corsair—aren’t they all just pirates? Not quite. Their roles, motives, and legal status could be surprisingly different. Think you know the... www.patlubeck.com/difference-b... #Pirates #Buccaneers #Corsairs #PirateHistory
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Pirates, Buccaneers, or Corsairs? What’s the Difference? - Patricia Lubeck
Pirate, buccaneer, or corsair? They weren’t the same. Discover what set these sea raiders apart and how their flags and maritime traditions told their stories.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Cage the Oliphant
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 22/09/2026
I have a very close friend in Gaza, a mother of three children, who has lost everything and is in need of donations to take care of her family. Like the many thousands of displaced Gazans.

Please give if you can. No amount of donation is too small. And help others 🙏 ❤️ chuffed.org/project/1981...
My friend’s youngest daughter in Gaza.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/09/2026
Gavin Nuisance
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🚨BREAKING: Federal court REJECTS lawsuit seeking to compel Washington State to provide the DOJ with access to its complete statewide voter registration database. Another victory for Elias Law Group and its clients. DOJ is 0-25. ELG is undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/washin...
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🚨 United States of America v. Hobbs
Learn more.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Few patients appeal a health insurance denial, but a little-known process that requires insurers and plans to seek an independent opinion can force insurers to pay for what can be lifesaving treatment. Here’s what experts say you need to know.
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This Little-Known Appeal Could Force Your Insurer to Pay for Lifesaving Care. Here’s How to File It.
When a health insurer refuses to pay for your treatment, you may have the right to have the denial reviewed — and potentially overturned — by an independent provider. Here are six steps experts sugges...
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
Sane people don’t want to be rich, they want to be free
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves!
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seeing if something worked.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s weird how Celtic isn’t pronounced Celtic except when referring to Celtic otherwise it’s Celtic.
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Semi regular reminder that when (white) men declare the end of humanity they usually mean the end of their dominance.
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tranna karenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
aside from the weightier matters of justice and solidarity, being transphobic is seriously corny. you look like a dickhead
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Goooood morning! The 2026 Snail Facts Calendars are OUT! We've got 24 days of scratchable snail fact goodness, designed by Philly artist Kelly Nichols! Advent calendars are cute as hell, a delightful tradition, and keep @skypeascientist.bsky.social funded! Get one at SquidFacts.net Pls repost ❤️
An 11x14 inch poster featuring snails, slugs, nudibranchs, and other snails! There are 24 yellow-green snail shells that you can scratch off. There's a leaf sheep and sea bunny and sea angel and fire snail and banana slug and mystery snail and ramshorn snail and candy cane snail
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me checking Bluesky at 6am: He is a deranged madman who must be stopped! Also me: What’s up with all the cork skeets
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy #BatmanDay, big guy.
A panel from JUSTICE LEAGUE: DREAM GIRLS by Jadzia Axelrod, Nicole Maines, Nicola Scott, Annette Kwok, J. Bone, Marissa Louise, Brandt&Stein, Vincent Cecil, Stephen Sadowski, Dan Jurgens, Norm Rapmund, Joe Quinones, Dearbhla Kelly, Trish Mulvihill, Hi-Fi, Jan Bazaldua, Rosi Kampe, Adriano Lucas, Triona Farrell, Jodie Troutman and Frank Cvetkovic, in which Batman turns to face Galaxy in the hallway of the Justice League Watchtower.

Batman: THERE WAS NO JUST CAUSE FOR YOU TO HAVE BEEN SINGLED OUT. IF SOMEONE IS MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY YOUR PRESENCE ALONE, THEN IT'S THEM WHO NEEDS TO LEAVE, NOT YOU.
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What's going to be really funny is in a couple years when everyone in his orbit is facing charges, the right's biggest clapaback is like I tHoUgHt AlL yOu LeFtIsTs WaNtEd To AbOlIsH pRiSoNsS!!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Catnapped bodega cat in Brooklyn reunited with owner after intense grassroots campaign
Three-month-old Jabal was returned to Park Slope bodega after community rallied to rescue purloined kitty
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLIN HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAL
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the “you’re an old soul” to “nope i was just a weird kid” pipeline is real
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some poeple have never heard about Petrach's ascent of Mont Ventoux and it shows.
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pegasusisme.bsky.social @pegasusisme.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
If you’ve just recently watched Sister Act 2 it’s already been too long since you watched Sister Act
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
David Cronenberg’s “Marriage Story”
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Richie Ryan @richieryan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
everybody shut up I need to make a colombo joke about school buses but I'm not sure if they have them in the UK.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/09/2026
Have you ever wanted to vote for a shitposter? No? Well here is your chance anyway! Go to shitsky38.com and cast your votes for "best" shitposters on Bluesky. Vote for anyone, including yourself! There are no prizes and bragging rights are probably of minimal value at best. Let's fucking do this!
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Shitsky38
The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account.
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
new migraine treatment just dropped
Arlo, a big fluffy white dog, is laying down with Freyja's head playfully in his mouth. Freyja is a big fluffy white and black speckled dog, and Arlo's mom.
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here's how I keep dry spells at bay and how I get out of them: 1) Outline. Write down everything you want to happen, in no particular order. Then re-arrange those moments so that it makes sense as a narrative. Add some connective scenes so the whole thing flows, and you're ready to start.
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Cool Bike Art @coolbikeart1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Awful Effects of Velocipeding ca. 1890s
Newspaper illustration of a woman smoking a cigarette riding a velocipede into a small bearded man on another velocipede, who goes flying. A man on foot watches from behind. At the bottom it says, "The awful effects of velocipeding."
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