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Ooh Jonathan Creek, that was so good

Hey guys! What TV shows are you super fan of? Not the best, just the one you can't do without Mine: Bluey (don't judge, the writing is second to none) Scrubs (including the reboot seasons) Our Flag Means Death Reaper Dead Like Me

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 14h

Netflix should have a special recap feature for the beginning of films you started watching when drunk.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 19/07/2023

- James, am I having sex? "Pardon Sir?" - Am I having sex James? "Not at the moment Sir, no." - What is this called then? "Cheese, Sir."

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 21h

No, there's nothing to it. Wadsworth, hand me my good nose trimmer!

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I mean, both sides of the sandwich is definitely the French way… I've just done a four sides, bit it was for a cheese toastie for my daughter (the way she likes it*) *except for the side I burnt a bit 🙄

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well, it turns out that all these years, I was thinking of Michael Portillo. 🤷‍♂️ #Archer

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think I vomed in my mouth a bit… 🤢

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ooh I missed that, which one is it? Was I already in the country? Will 30+ have their spirit crushed into a fine powder they can sniff from the bottom of their nostalgia?

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

[board meeting] - Ladies and gentlemen, our chairman [a half-chair half-man creature is wheeled into the room] "Pleave… killl meeeee…"

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Me: You know, when you have one of those triple sandwiches, do you ever think of the person who gets the other half of your extra sandwich? Commanding Officer [still pointing at the briefing board]: I meant question about the commando operation

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It really takes billionaires tech bros to think that Terminator's Skynet wasn't a stark foreboding prediction of a possible dystopian reality but was an aspiration instead.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Slander is spoken; libel is written. But this isn't either of those. It's detailed reporting from a respected outlet with damning evidence. And "most consequential Commerce Secretary in modern history" is as impressive as "shortest NBA player from Luxembourg"

Speaking on behalf of Lutnick, the White House said: "The BBC's pathetic and desperate attempt to slander Secretary Lutnick will do nothing to change the fact that he has been the most consequential Commerce Secretary in modern history."

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[Discworld's Librarian goes totally ape]

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Only one shift this week again. For a family of five it's a bit tight to be honest…

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's been two weeks now. My health is plummeting . I only have one shift a week with my other job. My ends don't meet. In fact, my ends don't even know each other anymore… If you're in a position to offer any help, it will be more than greatly appreciated. Thank you.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Milkshake computer. As it was foreboded.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What? And steal my natural look?!

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Life is amazing, isn't it? Even when you know you did nothing wrong, it has its own way to make you feel like a complete failure.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

Friend: What's your costume for Halloween? Me: The Invisible Man Friend: Bandages and sunglasses? Me: More realistic. Friend: You're not coming to the party are you? Me: God no.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I know it's probably not what you want to hear but, you'll definitely need to floss after these

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 23/06/2023

Well played, blue plaque. Well played.

An English Heritage Blue Plaque reading: Erwin Schrödinger, creator of Wave Mechanics lived and didn’t live here 1940 - 1956
Don’t tell anyone, but it’s a fake. I would know, I made it.

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm never going to recover from this. #CelebrityTraitors

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm not sure about that strategy…

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me: thank you but no today:

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wrote a story about this, a while back. This reminded me of it. bsky.app/profile/jeff...

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Friend who organised the fancy dress party: I didn’t think that’s what you meant by “dressed like Winnie the Pooh” Me: What? Why?! That’s exactly what he wears! Just a short red T-shirt. Friend: you can’t come in.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you don't know Agnes Obel, look her up. Amazing artist. And yes, she came up in a show I watch and it made me feel things… again

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tell me about it. The timing wasn't great. The way it was done was the lowest of the low. I guess that's life. I wish the French had an saying for that 🤷‍♂️

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026