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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

hey garfield the cat, monday just called and said it’s coming for your stink ass

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit

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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

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Gauche Vibes @nedgilmore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

*gently puts my hand on your shoulder* "Awooga... awooga"

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

no i am not just “some kind of idiot” i am very specific kind of idiot (frickin) and it would behoove you to know that

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

drove my chevy to the levee and it was drippin wet. it was so wet and juicy

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

shopping malls may be a thing of the distant past, but at least we still have pepperoni centers

"pepperoni center" a kiosk with a wide selection of pepperonis

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phil @philjamesson.com · 24/08/2026

crocodile tears is such a funny phrase. some guy looked at a crocodile and thought “he looks so sad. but i mustn’t believe him”

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

the death of brick and mortar retail has my kids way too interested in Going Somewhere. They don't have any fear that one of us picking up our keys might mean they're going to TJ Maxx, where they'll have to stand quietly for an hour while I talk to someone I know who also happened to be there.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/12/2025

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

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harpy @harpy.party · 16/06/2026

b-52s rock lobster voice: cum dumpster

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

there has never been a Facebook Marketplace seller who has ever thought "wait, my carpet looks too gross, i can't use this photo"

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

that one girl in the matrix excitedly insisting all her friends HAVE to try what they will later agree is a very good, though ultimately pretty disappointing slice of cake

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Having to meet with HR for calling pictures of my coworker's newborn "infantslop"

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I'm writing my own eulogy because I don't want my family to say I was a control freak.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

When i first saw Velcro i was like man, it's gonna take forever to get all these hooks into all these loops

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

a megaphone shouldn't be a yelling device. it should be a large phone. as for the microphone... think about it

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

so-called "free thinkers" when there is a tiny bird outside

orange cat on the windowsill staring intently out the window

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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Daniel Craig was the right choice to succeed Pierce Brosnan because "Daniel Craig" is two first names and "Pierce Brosnan" is two last names so it averages out

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

How much unc could a chopped unc chop if a chopped unc could chop unc?

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/05/2026

Everything going okay man? You’re in a split diopter shot right now

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

george lucas dared to answer the question, what if a space ship couldn't stop yelling

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

i hope i never accidentally get locked in the hotdogs factory at night and am forced to eat ninety six hotdogs until i am eventually rescued twenty three minutes later

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

if you strike me down, i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine at occasionally giving luke hints

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/10/2024

ME: (texting my gen z coworker as our cfo struggles to figure out how to screenshare) get a load of this boomer GEN Z COWORKER: (quickly clicking over from the other group chat where they're roasting the huge gob of blue cheese dressing that's been dripping down my chin all meeting) haha totally

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Herbert @xxgr1llmast3rxx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

western themed video game: GORE WEST VIOLENCE WEST BAD WEST STRANGE WEST western movies: FROM MY GUN TO YOUR LIPS THE BASTARD WHO KILLED THE SON OF A BITCH THE MAN THEY CALL SHIT SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND STICKS OF DYNAMITE

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Something instead of nothing

Page 2: Later, the main zookeeper is in a dark room filled with TVs displaying security footage of the zoo animals. He is soaking wet in a raincoat, staring solemnly at the screen which shows the chimpanzee. The zookeeper reaches down to press a large red button on the desk beneath the screen display.

Page 3: from inside the chimpanzee exhibit, we see the security gate open. The chimpanzee wander through and exits the building to a dark, rainy street corner. He extends his arms and lets the rain fall onto him.

Page 4: the chimpanzee is in the backseat of a cab, driving somewhere else in the city at night. The final panel is the chimpanzee at checkout in a grocery store with a huge pile of bananas. The clerk looks mildly shocked.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

"All right chat, thanks for showing up. Got some amazing content for you today" I say from the lectern as the funeral director gives me the dirtiest look ever seen on this earth

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

Look it's a really unhinged rant about contestants wearing nose rings. Too long to type. You're not missing much.

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Knuckle tattoos that say "PLAN AHEA"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2026

Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber theonion.com/man-practices-haircut-…

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