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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

hey garfield the cat, monday just called and said it’s coming for your stink ass

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit

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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time

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Gauche Vibes @nedgilmore.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

*gently puts my hand on your shoulder* "Awooga... awooga"

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

no i am not just “some kind of idiot” i am very specific kind of idiot (frickin) and it would behoove you to know that

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

drove my chevy to the levee and it was drippin wet. it was so wet and juicy

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

shopping malls may be a thing of the distant past, but at least we still have pepperoni centers

"pepperoni center" a kiosk with a wide selection of pepperonis

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phil @philjamesson.com · 24/08/2026

crocodile tears is such a funny phrase. some guy looked at a crocodile and thought “he looks so sad. but i mustn’t believe him”

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JavaSux @javasux.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

New Look! Same Great Taste.

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JavaSux @javasux.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

... *any* vague sense? 👀

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JavaSux @javasux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Quite the Dad Bod on that guy, I must say

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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

the death of brick and mortar retail has my kids way too interested in Going Somewhere. They don't have any fear that one of us picking up our keys might mean they're going to TJ Maxx, where they'll have to stand quietly for an hour while I talk to someone I know who also happened to be there.

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JavaSux @javasux.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Vampires sure are getting real clever these days

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 30/12/2025

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

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harpy @harpy.party · 16/06/2026

b-52s rock lobster voice: cum dumpster

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JavaSux @javasux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 babyyyyy

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

there has never been a Facebook Marketplace seller who has ever thought "wait, my carpet looks too gross, i can't use this photo"

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

that one girl in the matrix excitedly insisting all her friends HAVE to try what they will later agree is a very good, though ultimately pretty disappointing slice of cake

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Having to meet with HR for calling pictures of my coworker's newborn "infantslop"

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I'm writing my own eulogy because I don't want my family to say I was a control freak.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

When i first saw Velcro i was like man, it's gonna take forever to get all these hooks into all these loops

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

a megaphone shouldn't be a yelling device. it should be a large phone. as for the microphone... think about it

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

so-called "free thinkers" when there is a tiny bird outside

orange cat on the windowsill staring intently out the window

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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Daniel Craig was the right choice to succeed Pierce Brosnan because "Daniel Craig" is two first names and "Pierce Brosnan" is two last names so it averages out

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JavaSux @javasux.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

crlf = carriage reinforcement line feedback

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

How much unc could a chopped unc chop if a chopped unc could chop unc?

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/05/2026

Everything going okay man? You’re in a split diopter shot right now

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